FINALE!!! Yea! Wow, I can't believe I'm finally done…sorry it took so long, by the way. To everybody who has reviewed this story, thank you SO MUCH! For those of you who haven't, please review this chapter! I don't know why I'm still talking, no one reads these things anyway.
By the way: I do NOT own the Friends. I never have, and I never will. (I am past the denial point! Yea!) Sorry, I get hyper…I am now shutting up.
Chapter 8
Scene: Continuing from last chapter…
Monica – (Runs in) Chandler? What's the matter?
Chandler – (Frantically points at the door) It's her! It's her!
Monica – Who?
Chandler – Janice!
Monica – Oh my god!
Chandler – Exactly! Okay, she already saw me, but she doesn't know you're here. So you do that Irish accent, call through the door, and tell her that the Bings no longer live here and she must be hallucinating!
Monica – Chandler, I don't have an Irish accent.
Chandler – Maybe not when you're awake, but you use it all the time when you're sleeping!
Monica – Whatever! Just open the door!
Chandler – No! She might still be there!
Janice – (Through the door) Hello!!!!!!!
Chandler – See!
Monica – I know! But this is Janice! Do you really think she's going to go away?
Chandler – Yeah, I guess…(Opens the door) Oh look! It's Janice!
Janice – How rude Chandler Bing, you just slammed the door in my face! At least you're not rolling me off the bed anymore, hahahahahahahahaha!
Monica – Hey Janice. How are you?
Janice – Monica! Oh, I am just great, and from the looks of this apartment, you are too!
Monica – What do you mean?
Janice – Well, you've gotten over the compulsive neatness, haven't you? I mean look! That pillow isn't perfectly aligned with the others, the corner of the rug is folded over, and there's a little pile of crumbs on the kitchen counter.
Monica - …oh my god!!!
Chandler – You had to tell her, didn't you…
Monica – Chandler! Oh my god! I was so wrapped up in everything last night, I forgot to give the apartment it's p.m. cleaning!
Chandler – Because a.m. and noon apparently aren't enough.
Monica – Chandler, I have to do it now! Get me the mop! Go go go!
Chandler – Honey, I don't think it's good for you to act like this all the time! And I highly doubt it's good for the baby either!
Janice – Hahahahahahahaha!! (The Laugh)
Chandler – What?
Janice – Oh my god, are you serious? Commitment-phobic Chandler is having a baby?
Monica – Yes he is.
Janice – And he's not freaking out?
Monica – No, he's not! …Are you?
Chandler – Of course not!
(Joey comes in the door)
Joey – Hey guys. (Sees Janice) Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Janice – Hello Joey!
Joey – Oh my god, Janice! What the heck are you doing here?
Chandler – It's six a.m., and Janice stopped by for a little visit!
Joey – Whoa…I'm getting out of here!
(Turns and runs toward the door, but Phoebe comes in, blocking him)
Phoebe – Hey, Joey, what- Oh! HI Janice, I was wondering when you'd show up.
Monica, Chandler, Joey and Janice – What?
Phoebe – Oh, I saw my new psychic yesterday, and she told me that someone from the past who we thought we would never see again would make an appearance. At first I thought it might be Emily or someone, but when she came in the dream, I thought no way, because it would just be too weird.
Monica – Okay then! You guys want breakfast?
Janice – Oh I would love some Monica, thank you!
Monica – Okay Janice! But we have to hurry, Chandler and I have a doctor's appointment in like an hour.
Chandler – Oh right! THAT doctor's appointment!
Monica – No, Chandler, we seriously do.
Chandler – I knew that.
Janice – Okay, but first, I really have to use your bathroom, nature called about an hour ago, but there were no bathrooms on the subway, and-
Monica – Okay, Janice! Right this way!
(Janice goes into the bathroom)
Joey – Oh my god! She's back!
Chandler – You think we don't know that?!?
Monica – What the heck is she doing here!
Phoebe – Oh please, it was only a matter of time before she tried to steal Chandler back.
Monica – WHAT?
Phoebe – Come on! Chandler and Janice had this weirdo thing going for a couple of years, and she still wants him back! She's convinced he's her lobster!
Chandler – Monica, please keep her away from me.
(Ross and Rachel come in)
Phoebe – Speaking of lobsters…
Ross and Rachel – Hey!
Monica – Hi! Oh my god! (Runs and hugs them)
Ross – Thanks Mon.
Rachel – Yeah, and thanks for the thing on the radio last night, everyone.
Joey – What thing on the radio?
Ross – Joey, it's okay. We know it was you.
Joey – How? Did the guy say something he wasn't supposed to say?
Monica – Joey, it's okay. They can know.
Joey – Okay.
Janice – (Coming in) Hey everybody! Hey! It's Ross and Rachel!
Rachel – Oh my god! Janice!
Chandler – Oh, we didn't mention our little visitor?
Ross – No, I'm afraid you didn't.
Chandler – Well, now you know!
Janice – Oh my god, Ross and Rachel! You two look great! Are you together?
Ross – (Smiling at Rachel) Yeah, we are.
Janice – Aw, I always knew it would happen. Hey, Chandler owes me five bucks! Hahahahaha!
Rachel – Chandler what?
Janice – We made a bet years ago. I bet that you two would be together someday, and Chandler said it would never happen!
Ross – Chandler!
Chandler – What! Those were my bitter days! When I didn't believe in love! You know, before Mon and I got together.
Monica – Aw!
Chandler – (Whispering) Plus, you know, I never thought she would be around to collect it!
Janice – Okay! Well! When are we eating? I'm pretty hungry, I had a long night, if you know what I mean, hahahahahaha! Right Joey?
Joey – (Eyes wide) Uh…what?
Janice – I'm just kidding! Janice likes to have her fun, yes she does! Hahahaha!
Monica – Janice, that's it! No!
Janice – What?
Monica – No! I won't let you take Chandler!
Janice – WHAT? Monica, what are you talking about? Me and Chandler were years ago! I've moved on! Heck, I've been over him since my Bing-a-ling went to Yemen!
Phoebe – You mean, you don't want Chandler back? Wow, my radar is really on the fritz today.
Janice – No! Can't a girl come for a visit with some old friends? Heck, I'm over Chandler and Ross both!
Rachel – Good.
Janice – Although there is one more door I haven't knocked on. (Winks at Joey)
Joey – (Nods his head like he gets the joke, then looks at everyone with his eyes popping out)
Monica – Well, look at that! We're late for our appointment! Come on Chandler.
Janice – Yeah, I guess I'd better go. It was great seeing you all again! And Joey, I will see you tonight! (leaves)
Joey – No! Don't let her take me! I'd rather die! Call Buffy! I need a bodyguard!
Chandler – See, I'd call, but it's past midnight in Sunnydale, and the vampires cut the phone lines.
Joey – They what? Will Buffy stop them?
Monica – Chandler, come on!
Time lapse: Rachel, Phoebe, Joey and Emma are there
Rachel – Mommy's so glad you're back from grandma's!
Emma – Mama.
Rachel – Very good! You guys, this is so amazing! She's talking all the time now.
Joey – So what? I do that.
Phoebe – That's impressive too.
Rachel – Hey Emma! Mommy loves you so much! And daddy does too!
Emma – Dada.
Rachel – Very good! And so do Aunt Phoebe, Uncle Joey, Uncle Chandler and Aunt Monica!
Emma – Coaster.
(Rachel looks at Phoebe and Joey in shock)
Rachel – My baby!
Ross – (entering) Hey, what's up?
Rachel – Ross! Our daughter is turning into Monica!
Ross – What?
Emma – Coaster.
Ross – Aah!
Phoebe – Hey, cool! Emma! Can you say "smelly cat"?
Rachel – Phoebe!
Joey – Hey Emma! Say, "Uncle Chandler has no"-
Ross – All right Joey!
Rachel – We have to keep her away from Monica! Or when she's five she'll start pushing our feet off the beds and cleaning up while we're in the bathroom!
Ross – Sweetie, calm down! It's okay! Just because Emma is imitating Monica doesn't mean she'll end up like her. She could imitate all of us and it wouldn't mean anything!
Emma – Stegosaurus.
Ross – Oh my god, she's going to be a paleontologist!
Rachel – You just said it doesn't mean anything!
Ross – Aw, what the heck do I know.
Phoebe – Okay Emma, copy the geek.
Emma – Floopy.
Phoebe – Oh my god! She likes me!
Joey – I feel left out.
Rachel – Okay Emma, time for your nap! (Carries her out)
Rachel – (Whispers) Ralph Lauren, Ralph Lauren! Come on!
(Exit)
Ross – Hey, you guys! Check this out. (Takes a jewelry box from his pocket)
Phoebe – Aw, how sweet! Ross, you shouldn't have.
Ross – I didn't. It's for Rachel. (He opens it and we see a beautiful ring)
Joey – Oh my god!
Phoebe – Ross!
Ross – I know.
Phoebe – Oh, that is so great for you guys!
Joey – So this means a wedding?
Ross – As long as Rachel says yes.
Joey – Good. Weddings mean cake.
Phoebe – If she says no, can I have the ring?
Ross – NO, Phoebe!
Phoebe – God, first Chandler now you? Nobody wants me to have a ring.
Ross – It doesn't matter, she's going to say yes! And don't say anything, because I want to surprise her.
Joey – Okay, just remember to say, "Rachel" when you're proposing.
Ross – I'm not that stupid Joe!
Joey – Heck, you did it once!
Phoebe – Yeah, maybe it would help if you got her drunk!
Ross – NO, I'm not going to-
Rachel – (Coming in) Hey, guys.
Ross – Hi Rachel!
Rachel – Hey, Emma just went to sleep, so we should wake her up around one-thirty.
Ross – Okay. Hey, by the way, do you want to go out to dinner tonight?
Rachel – Oh, that sounds great, but I don't know, Emma just got back.
Phoebe – Oh, we'll watch Emma no problem.
Joey – Pheebs! The Knicks are on tonight.
Phoebe – Monica, Chandler and I will watch Emma no problem.
Rachel – Okay, great!
Ross – Good. So, what do you guys want to do now?
Joey – Let's eat. I'm starving!
Phoebe – I'm not really hungry right now…
Joey – We could play strip poker!
Ross – Joey, we are going to say no every time you say that, so you might as well stop!
Rachel – Why don't we just watch a movie? I vote Dangerous Liasons!
Ross – We can watch Weekend at Bernie's if you want…
Rachel – Aw!
Ross - …but I vote Jurassic Park!
Phoebe – No! Lets watch Old Yeller! But could we stop it early?
Joey – Any porn movie will work.
Ross, Rachel and Phoebe – NO.
(Monica and Chandler run in)
Monica – IT'S A GIRL! IT'S A GIRL!!!
(Everyone yells in excitement and hugs)
Ross – But wait, didn't you already see a video of it?
Chandler – Yes, but apparently they couldn't tell before because of its position. Now they can.
Rachel – Oh my god! A little girl! She's going to grow up just like Monica!
Monica – I know!
Chandler – Uh oh.
Monica – In eight months, Emma's going to have a little playmate!
Phoebe – I feel left out.
Ross – What are you talking about, you've had three kids.
Phoebe – Not ones I could keep!
Joey – Hang in there Pheebs, you'll get some.
Ross – This is so exciting, I'm going to have a niece!
Monica – I know! I have to call Mom!
Rachel – You find out you're having a baby girl, and the first thing you do is call your mother?
Monica – Hey, I'm married and I'm having a kid. I'm one up on Ross!
Ross – Okay, Phoebe, if you can watch Emma, Rachel and I are going to go get ready.
Rachel – Oh, okay. Bye everyone! (Rachel and Ross leave)
Chandler – Where are Ross and Rachel going?
Joey – To dinner.
Monica – Oh, maybe we can all go.
Phoebe – NO.
Chandler – Why not?
Joey – We're not supposed to say.
Phoebe – But it involves Ross, Rachel, a restaurant, and a ring.
Monica – Oh my god! Is Ross proposing!
Phoebe – YES!
Joey – Pheebs! Ross'll kill us!
Phoebe – What? We didn't say anything. They guessed!
Chandler – This is so great, this means another wedding!
Joey – I know! And cake.
Phoebe – And hey! I get to be Rachel's maid of honor!
Monica – WHAT? Why?
Phoebe – Because she was yours. Remember the deal?
Monica – Oh, yeah. Damnit!
Scene: The restaurant. (AN: Yes, I did get this from TOW The Proposal. It is not mine.)
Rachel – Oh, it's so nice to have dinner out, just the two of us.
Ross – I know. This is an amazing restaurant, isn't it!
Rachel – I love this place. You know that!
Ross – That's why we came here. So, are you all right? Perfect? A-ok?
Rachel – Actually, it is a little chilly in here. Can I wear your jacket?
Ross – Oh, sure. (Gives it to her)
Rachel – Thanks.
Waiter – Here's your wine, sir.
Ross – Oh, thank you. (Pours two glasses)
Rachel – Thanks.
Ross – (Clears his throat) Um, Rachel?
Rachel – Yeah?
Ross – Look, We've known each other practically our whole lives, and I've been in love with you since ninth grade typing.
Rachel – I know, and I've been in love with you ever since I found out eleven years later.
Ross – Yeah, I know. Anyway, my point is, I have never known anybody else that I could imagine spending my life with, except for you.
Rachel – (Touched) Oh…
Ross – So, Rachel, without anymore of my incessant babbling…(Reaches for his pocket for the ring and discovers it's missing.) Uh oh…I…(Realizes he gave the jacket to Rachel) Oh, man.
Rachel – What's wrong?
Ross – Could I have my jacket for just a minute, please?
Rachel – Oh, why? Are you cold?
Ross – No, no, there's just something in the pocket I really need, so…
Rachel – Oh! Well, just tell me which pocket, I'll get it for you.
Ross – No, I can get it, just let me see.
Rachel – No, wait, is it this pocket? (Feels the ring box) Wait, what…(Pulls it out) Oh my god.
Ross – Well, there goes my gallant surprise.
Rachel – Ross…
Ross – Here, let me see. (He takes the box) So, once again. Rachel Karen Greene, I have loved you for years and can't see myself spending my life with any other woman. (Gets down on one knee) Will you marry me?
Rachel – Oh my god…Ross, I…
Just kidding! I would never leave you people hanging like that!
Rachel – Ross, I…Yes.
Ross – I'm sorry, what?
Rachel – Yes! Yes, I'll marry you!
Ross – Oh my god! (They hug, and the entire restaurant, who has been listening, applauds)
Scene – M&Cs apartment, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe and Joey are there.
Monica – I wonder how it went.
Chandler – Oh, I'm sure Ross won't screw it up.
Monica – No, I meant, I wonder how it went when my mom got my message. I'm not having my baby out of wedlock!
Joey – Man, Ross and Rachel should be back by now! What's the matter with them?
Phoebe – You're just mad because you missed the Knicks game.
Joey – Well, you won't let me watch it here, and it smells in my apartment!
Chandler – Well, that'll teach you to mix alcohol with the chick's diarrhea medicine.
Joey – Well, they shouldn't make it green. It's too tempting.
Phoebe – Oh, so that's what Emma was playing with earlier.
Monica – WHAT?
Phoebe – Well, in my defense, it looked like Play-Dough.
Chandler – No one mention this to Ross and Rachel.
Ross – (Coming in with Rachel) No one mention what to Ross and Rachel?
Monica – You guys! How'd it go?
Rachel – (Innocently) Well…
Ross – Who's getting married!?!?!
Phoebe – Oh! Fun! Um… Brad Pitt!
Rachel – No, he's already married…
Phoebe – Okay… oh! Catherine Zeta-Jones!
Ross – Also already married, with a baby.
Phoebe – Okay, fine.
Chandler – Let me save you some time, Pheebs. Ross and Rachel.
Phoebe – Why would you think that?
Rachel – Because WE'RE ENGAGED!!
Monica – OH MY GOD!!!! (Group hug…they've been doing a lot of that lately)
Ross – This is great, everybody's happy!
Monica – I know!
Chandler – Could we BE any happier?
Rachel – I doubt it (Smiles at Ross)
Joey – We'll always be together.
Phoebe – (Eyes wide) Until Rachel and Ross move to Scarsdale and Chandler and Monica move to San Francisco and you go to LA and leave me all alone here to live with the ghost of Albino Bob!
All - …WHAT?
Phoebe – Sorry, what?
Time Lapse: Later, M&Cs apartment, someone knocks at the door.
Chandler – Coming! (He opens the door) Janice, what are you doing back here?
Janice – Everything Monica said was true, Chandler. I do want you back. Monica's not good enough for you. Run away with me! (Grabs Chandler and kisses him)
Cut to: M&Cs bedroom, Monica sits up.
Monica – NO! Chandler! (Looks around.) Oh my god, now me? Must be the water… (Goes back to sleep)
FINISHED! Ha! I did it! Okay, that was it (Unless I get pleas for an epilogue…just ask!) Thank a lot for reading, and PLEASE review…I don't care if you hated it, just let me know. THANK YOU!!!!!