SPRRY FOR THE LATENESS, I'VE BEEN OUT OF TOWN!!!!!

Hi!! I just saw the season finale, and I'm kind of freaking out right now… I'm okay! anyway, thank you so much for reviewing the last chapter! Heck, thank you for reviewing the whole thing! Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN FRIENDS. If I did, Rachel and Joey wouldn't have just kissed.

Eight Months Later…

Monica – AH! CHANDLER!!

Chandler – It's okay, Monica. Just breathe.

Monica – Chandler! After this is over with, I will personally KILL you! Because you are the one who is putting me through all this pain!

Chandler – Calm down, sweetie. You know it's just the drugs talking.

Monica – I'M NOT ON DRUGS!

Doctor – Don't worry sir, wives threaten their husbands all the time as they go through labor. It's completely normal.

Chandler – Okay then. So how do you explain it the rest of the time?

Ross – Doctor, how's she doing?

Doctor – Well… Monica, you're at nine and a half centimeters. In about ten minutes, you might have to start pushing.

Monica – No! I've decided I like it in there. Heck, she probably likes it in there too! Lets just leave her in…

Ross – Mon, just calm down, and I'm going to go and tell everyone else, okay? (Leaves)

Scene: The Waiting Room.

Ross – Hey guys.

Rachel – How is she?

Ross – Good. She's at nine centimeters right now.

Phoebe – And a half.

Ross – How did you know that?

Phoebe – Um, no reason…I mean, I didn't climb through the vents again or anything, no way.

Rachel – I still can't believe they won't let us in! Even if mere friends aren't allowed, I'm her sister-in-law! And they should let me in so I can pick up some pointers.

Ross – You have plenty of time Rach, you have like seven months left!

Rachel – (Smiling) I know…but still!

Phoebe – Hey! Maybe when you're in there screaming at Ross I'll be out here wondering how I'm gonna do it in seven months!

Ross – Yeah. Wait, Pheebs, are you…

Phoebe – Oh no. No, of course not. No way, not me. Nu-uh! (Smiles and twists the engagement band on her ring finger)

Rachel – Oh Ross, we need to get those thank-you cards sent to your cousins, remember, they just sent us that ice-cream maker for a belated wedding present.

Ross – Yeah, the fifth one we've gotten so far.

Scene: Hospital Room.

Doctor – Okay, Monica. You're at ten centimeters. Time to start pushing.

Monica – Oh, man!

Chandler – Come on Monica! You can do it!

Monica – Aaah! Get away from me!

Chandler – Our daughter's gonna grow up just like you…great!

Doctor – Come on Monica, I can see the head!

Chandler – Oh, you can see it! Oh my gosh! (Whispers) Is it supposed to look like that?

Rachel – (Running in) They let me in!

Ross – Yeah, if anyone asks, she's our sister.

Chandler – Hey you two, that's incest!

Monica – OH MY GOD!!!

Rachel – Wow. Was I this bad?

Chandler – Come on sweetie, you can do it!

Doctor – Come on Monica, I can see the shoulders.

Monica – I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! GET IT OUT OF ME!

Rachel – Oh my god, get it out of her, get it out of her!

Doctor – Miss, please calm down, you're not helping!

Ross – Come on Mon!

Chandler – You can do it honey!

Doctor – Monica, just one more push.

Monica – SHUT UP AND GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!!

Rachel – Oh, I can't stand this!

Monica – I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN, CHANDLER!

Chandler – Good, neither am I.

Doctor – That's it Monica, just one push and…yes! You did it.

Monica – Really? I'm done?

Doctor – Yes. You had a baby girl.

Monica – Aw! (Doctor hands it to her) Hi, baby! I'm your Mommy.

Ross – Hey Rach, can I talk to you outside for a sec?

Rachel – Of course (They leave)

Scene: The Hall.

Ross – Look, I just wanted to ask you…

Rachel – What?

Ross – Well, I've been looking through the Times listings for houses in Scarsdale, and there's one that looks really good, and I was thinking… you know, we do have our second kid on the way, and we used to always talk about it, so…do you want to move to Scarsdale?

Rachel – Ross.

Ross – What?

Rachel – Don't you get it by now? Ross, I would move with you to the end of the world, just to be with you. As long as I'm with you, nothing else matters.

Ross – Really?

Rachel – Yes. I think moving to Scarsdale is a great idea. Heck, I'd move to China to dig for fossils if you wanted me to.

Ross – Really?

Rachel – Probably not. I love you.

Ross – I love you too. (They kiss… yea)

Scene: Waiting room.

Ross and Rachel enter.

Ross – Hey Pheebs.

Phoebe – Oh! What's happening?

Rachel – She had it.

Phoebe – Oh! I can't believe I missed it! And where the heck is Joey?

Joey – (Running in) I'm here! I'm here! Whew!

Phoebe – You made it!

Joey – Yeah, I'm really sorry. Speilburg totally held up my scene with Angelina.

Phoebe – As long as you're here…

Joey – Gosh Pheebs, stop playing with the ring! I spent a lot of money on it!

Phoebe – I know. (Kisses him)

Ross – Well, they're letting us in now, if you guys want to see the baby…

Joey – What baby? There's a baby already? We just got engaged yesterday!

Rachel – No, Monica and Chandler's baby!

Joey – I knew that.

Scene: Hospital Room, all are there:

Rachel – Oh my god…I can't believe we have another little baby.

Chandler – I know.

Monica – Isn't she gorgeous?

Chandler – Just like you.

Phoebe – Hey Mon, this whole thing is pretty painful, huh?

Monica – Naw, it wasn't that bad.

Chandler – Does this mean you're not going to kill me?

Ross – So, have you picked out a name yet?

Monica – We have.

Joey – Ooh! What is it?

Rachel – Yeah, and please don't say you took Joey's suggestion.

Phoebe – What? I like Sarah Michelle.

Rachel – Already taken.

Ross – They should throw out those "Buffy" DVDs.

Monica – It doesn't matter, that's not her name.

Joey – Her? I thought the baby was a boy.

Chandler – Thanks Joe. Everybody, meet Kathy Janice Bing…

All – WHAT?

Chandler – Just kidding! Her name is Amelia Sara Bing.

All – Aw…

Ross – Hey Amelia.

Rachel – Hi.

Phoebe – You look just like your Aunt Phoebe!

Rachel – Everyone, Ross and I have an announcement.

Joey – What?

Ross – Rachel, Emma and I are moving to Scarsdale.

Monica – What?

Chandler – When?

Phoebe – Why?

Rachel – Sometime before this little one is born. It's what we've always wanted…and now that we're all settled in and happy, the time seems right.

Joey – Wow. You're coming back for Pheeb's and my wedding, right?

Ross – Joey, of course! Scarsdale is only a couple of hours away.

Joey – I can't take it…so many changes…

Phoebe – So if somebody had something life-altering to tell you, would you rather that they did it now so you could deal with it along with everything else?

Joey – I guess so…good thing no one does, though.

Phoebe – Joey. I'm pregnant.

Monica – What!

Rachel – Phoebe!

Ross – Oh my gosh!

Chandler – Congratulations!

Phoebe – Joey?

Joey – Oh…my…god.

Chandler – (Turns around) Where?

Joey – Pheebs…that's great!

Phoebe – Really?

Joey – Yes, of course! I'm so happy! (They hug)

Rachel – Wow. Now we all have kids and happy little families.

Ross – And we're all part of one big happy family.

Monica – I know…I love you guys!

Phoebe – Oh, me too! (Everyone hugs)

Joey – Hey, we should sing!

Chandler – …Excuse me?

Joey – You know… "I love you, you love me…"

(Everyone stares at him, speechless)

Joey – "…We're a happy family…"

Phoebe – Okay, you scream through my song, "Twisted Intestines," but THIS you tolerate.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, this is it for this fic. About time! I added the J&P part for their fans, even though Phoebe's with Mike now, so…yeah. PLEASE review and tell me if you liked it, and how I can improve on anything in the future, I really appreciate it! THANK YOU! I love you all!!!