May 3, 2003
Today is my wedding day. I will be marrying the only witch that has ever fulfilled me on every plane. We have an interesting relationship of quid pro quo. The coming years should be most interesting and fruitful.
My Hermione believes that she will be pulling a big one on me today. A trip to the moon, to meet the man in the moon and a bit of weightless sex, is what she thinks we are doing (without my knowledge of course...) Yes, I know her lipstick is a port key. She made the mistake of leaving her supplies out one night. It was so obvious what she was planning.
Therefore, I felt it my right to let her know that I do not lose. I will not kiss her lips. I will kiss her cheek and whisper in her ear the charm to diffuse the port key. I want her to know that I have one upped her. Then, I will touch my corsage three times and send us to the moon. After all, I like weightless sex as much as the next guy. I just also happen to like a riled up Hermione during sex. She's much more adventurous that way. Yes, the snarky Potion Master might almost sorta smile today.