A/N hehehe, don't you just love it! Brittany's all like . . . wait
hold on, where's my dorm? Actually that'd be me if you're completely stupid
and can't tell, but of corse, not many people read multiple stories written
by moi . . . but you can . . . you really can! And REVIEW! Aight, we'll me
and Tom again.
~*BRI*~
When He Was Tom . . .
Chapter3: Tom is a Butt
Something ugly was rearing it's face and poking Brittany in the side with a stick. "Stop." She moaning pushing the stick away from her.
"you've got to get up if we're going to Diagon Alley today." Said the monster.
"You're really ugly." Moaned Brittany.
"How can you tell your eyes are shut." Said the monster. Brittany rose an eyebrow and finally realized it was dream. Her eyes snapped open and she stared into the face of Tom Riddle.
"Damn, I thought it was all a dream." Said Brittany. "But here's the monster still as butt ugly as ever." She muttered getting up. Tom glared at her.
"Why didn't you go to your dorm last night?" He said. Brittany looked around the Common Room.
"I'm sorry, I wasn't really shown where it was." Said Brittany returning her tired gaze at him.
"Up those stairs to the left, if you're smart you'll be a fourth year." Said Tom rolling his eyes. Brittany sighed and clenched her chin again.
"What time is it?" She said yawning and she feeling her jaw crack.
"5:50." Said tom checking his watch.
"Ugh! Do we have to leave so early?" Said Brittany snuggling back into the covers.
"Yes." Said Tom flinging off the covers and instantly turning away as Brittany shrieked.
"Do you know when to be polite? Goddamn!" She shouted pulling the covers back up. "Just give me my Goddamn pants!" He handed them to her trying not to laugh. "Oh, you think this is fuckin' funny? How would you like it if I ripped the fuckin' covers off you when you were only in your fuckin' underwear!"
"I don't sleep bottomless." He said blushing.
"Well, be thankful I normally don't. These were just really tight jeans!" Shouted Brittany finally buttoning them under the covers and finally getting up.
"Do you want a different outfit?" He said.
"Why?" Hissed Brittany.
"Because the house-elves obviously came by last night." He said holding up a Slytherin girl's uniform. Brittany's eyes narrowed.
"URRRRRRR!" She shouted at him grabbing the uniform and stomping off up the stairs towards the dorm he'd told her about. She entered quietly and went to the small bathroom off the room and dressed. She then walked downstairs, after using one of the girls' brushes to brush her still half- curled hair.
"Well, don't we look mighty nice?" Muttered Tom as she walked down the stairs. He now had a friend with him. The boy looked her up and down before taking her hand and kissing it.
"Pleased to meet you. My name's Orion Malfoy." Said the boy. Brittany smiled.
"Morgaine Lafaya." Said Brittany remembering the name she'd chosen for herself. "Are you coming too?" She said hopefully. She could stand having to be alone with Tom for the rest of the day.
"I'm sorry, we have classes, but I assure you, Tom's not too bad." He said smiling. Tom was sitting on one of the chairs in the common room staring at them darkly. Brittany laughed.
"So I'm guessing you're friends, cause nobody would say that if they weren't." Said Brittany laughing. Orion's mouth formed an O before he started laughing to.
"Can we go now?" Hissed Tom. Brittany glanced at him.
"Well . . . I guess I'll see you around." Said Brittany smiling at Orion. Then it struck her, this must be Draco Malfoy's grandfather! That would mean . . . "Leo Potter!" Whispered Brittany. Both Orion and Tom's eyes narrowed.
"What about him?" Said Tom dangerously.
"Nothing I just . . . I think . . . my friend . . . well, he's not my friend, but my friend knows him!" Said Brittany pulling off a very good save. Orion at least stopped looking murderously at her.
"Who's your friend?"
"Jen-"
"TOMMY!" Said a flirtatious voice from above them. A girl came running down the stairs and flew into Tom's arms. He rolled his eyes a bit. "Tom, how are you? I haven't seen you all summer!"
"You saw me just two nights ago." He said. Brittany was strongly reminded of Pansy Parkinson.
"Well, I barely got to see you in classes yesterday." Said the girl. Tom glanced at Brittany who was glaring at the girl. He slipped his arm around her waist as she turned around. "OH! Hi, who're you?"
"Morgaine Lafaya." Said Brittany forcing a smile and holding out her hand. The girl stared at it for a moment before shaking it. "I'm new here." She said.
"Oh, okay. I'm Grenda Watson. My father owns a big oil company in Texas. What are you three all doing down here?" Said the girl boastfully. Brittany rolled her eyes and mouthed prep at Orion who laughed silently.
"I'm accompanying Morgaine to Diagon Alley for her supplies." Said Tom.
"Why?" Said Grenda.
"Because she's an angel who dropped from the sky." Said Orion wiggling his eyebrows at Tom. Tom's cheeks turned red and Brittany rose an eyebrow.
"Are you sure it's not a demon?" Said Tom realizing Grenda was bristling at the girl who was now collecting her clothes.
"You wear jeans?" She spat at Brittany.
"Yes, who knows in 60 years all the girls might be wearing them." Muttered Brittany biting her lip. She looked around. "Tom, did I perhaps come with a notebook?"
"Um . . . I don't know." Said Tom. Orion looked from Tom to Brittany who was searching frantically now.
"Can we stop at the hospital wing?" She said ducking under the couch.
"What's so important about your notebook?" Said Orion.
"It has all my writing in it, well the stuff that's not on the . . ." Said Brittany looking up. "Do you know what the internet is yet?"
"What?" Said the three in unison. Brittany sighed.
"Nevermind, I should have already known that. Well, we'll stop in the Hospital Wing." Said Brittany getting up and pulling down her green skirt. Orion seemed to having a wandering eye.
"Alright. We've got to go, Dippet said that we had to be back by dinner." Said Tom checking his watch. Brittany nodded and twisted her hair around her finger.
"Let's go." She said going towards the door.
"See you when you get back." Said Grenda, then she whispered something into Tom's ear.
Orion stepped forward. "I was wondering if you'd like to accompany me to the Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade next weekend?" Brittany smiled and nodded. Orion grinned and stepped back letting an angry Tom through the door. Brittany gave a small sigh of exasperation and followed him pulling down her skirt the whole time.
~*BRI*~
When He Was Tom . . .
Chapter3: Tom is a Butt
Something ugly was rearing it's face and poking Brittany in the side with a stick. "Stop." She moaning pushing the stick away from her.
"you've got to get up if we're going to Diagon Alley today." Said the monster.
"You're really ugly." Moaned Brittany.
"How can you tell your eyes are shut." Said the monster. Brittany rose an eyebrow and finally realized it was dream. Her eyes snapped open and she stared into the face of Tom Riddle.
"Damn, I thought it was all a dream." Said Brittany. "But here's the monster still as butt ugly as ever." She muttered getting up. Tom glared at her.
"Why didn't you go to your dorm last night?" He said. Brittany looked around the Common Room.
"I'm sorry, I wasn't really shown where it was." Said Brittany returning her tired gaze at him.
"Up those stairs to the left, if you're smart you'll be a fourth year." Said Tom rolling his eyes. Brittany sighed and clenched her chin again.
"What time is it?" She said yawning and she feeling her jaw crack.
"5:50." Said tom checking his watch.
"Ugh! Do we have to leave so early?" Said Brittany snuggling back into the covers.
"Yes." Said Tom flinging off the covers and instantly turning away as Brittany shrieked.
"Do you know when to be polite? Goddamn!" She shouted pulling the covers back up. "Just give me my Goddamn pants!" He handed them to her trying not to laugh. "Oh, you think this is fuckin' funny? How would you like it if I ripped the fuckin' covers off you when you were only in your fuckin' underwear!"
"I don't sleep bottomless." He said blushing.
"Well, be thankful I normally don't. These were just really tight jeans!" Shouted Brittany finally buttoning them under the covers and finally getting up.
"Do you want a different outfit?" He said.
"Why?" Hissed Brittany.
"Because the house-elves obviously came by last night." He said holding up a Slytherin girl's uniform. Brittany's eyes narrowed.
"URRRRRRR!" She shouted at him grabbing the uniform and stomping off up the stairs towards the dorm he'd told her about. She entered quietly and went to the small bathroom off the room and dressed. She then walked downstairs, after using one of the girls' brushes to brush her still half- curled hair.
"Well, don't we look mighty nice?" Muttered Tom as she walked down the stairs. He now had a friend with him. The boy looked her up and down before taking her hand and kissing it.
"Pleased to meet you. My name's Orion Malfoy." Said the boy. Brittany smiled.
"Morgaine Lafaya." Said Brittany remembering the name she'd chosen for herself. "Are you coming too?" She said hopefully. She could stand having to be alone with Tom for the rest of the day.
"I'm sorry, we have classes, but I assure you, Tom's not too bad." He said smiling. Tom was sitting on one of the chairs in the common room staring at them darkly. Brittany laughed.
"So I'm guessing you're friends, cause nobody would say that if they weren't." Said Brittany laughing. Orion's mouth formed an O before he started laughing to.
"Can we go now?" Hissed Tom. Brittany glanced at him.
"Well . . . I guess I'll see you around." Said Brittany smiling at Orion. Then it struck her, this must be Draco Malfoy's grandfather! That would mean . . . "Leo Potter!" Whispered Brittany. Both Orion and Tom's eyes narrowed.
"What about him?" Said Tom dangerously.
"Nothing I just . . . I think . . . my friend . . . well, he's not my friend, but my friend knows him!" Said Brittany pulling off a very good save. Orion at least stopped looking murderously at her.
"Who's your friend?"
"Jen-"
"TOMMY!" Said a flirtatious voice from above them. A girl came running down the stairs and flew into Tom's arms. He rolled his eyes a bit. "Tom, how are you? I haven't seen you all summer!"
"You saw me just two nights ago." He said. Brittany was strongly reminded of Pansy Parkinson.
"Well, I barely got to see you in classes yesterday." Said the girl. Tom glanced at Brittany who was glaring at the girl. He slipped his arm around her waist as she turned around. "OH! Hi, who're you?"
"Morgaine Lafaya." Said Brittany forcing a smile and holding out her hand. The girl stared at it for a moment before shaking it. "I'm new here." She said.
"Oh, okay. I'm Grenda Watson. My father owns a big oil company in Texas. What are you three all doing down here?" Said the girl boastfully. Brittany rolled her eyes and mouthed prep at Orion who laughed silently.
"I'm accompanying Morgaine to Diagon Alley for her supplies." Said Tom.
"Why?" Said Grenda.
"Because she's an angel who dropped from the sky." Said Orion wiggling his eyebrows at Tom. Tom's cheeks turned red and Brittany rose an eyebrow.
"Are you sure it's not a demon?" Said Tom realizing Grenda was bristling at the girl who was now collecting her clothes.
"You wear jeans?" She spat at Brittany.
"Yes, who knows in 60 years all the girls might be wearing them." Muttered Brittany biting her lip. She looked around. "Tom, did I perhaps come with a notebook?"
"Um . . . I don't know." Said Tom. Orion looked from Tom to Brittany who was searching frantically now.
"Can we stop at the hospital wing?" She said ducking under the couch.
"What's so important about your notebook?" Said Orion.
"It has all my writing in it, well the stuff that's not on the . . ." Said Brittany looking up. "Do you know what the internet is yet?"
"What?" Said the three in unison. Brittany sighed.
"Nevermind, I should have already known that. Well, we'll stop in the Hospital Wing." Said Brittany getting up and pulling down her green skirt. Orion seemed to having a wandering eye.
"Alright. We've got to go, Dippet said that we had to be back by dinner." Said Tom checking his watch. Brittany nodded and twisted her hair around her finger.
"Let's go." She said going towards the door.
"See you when you get back." Said Grenda, then she whispered something into Tom's ear.
Orion stepped forward. "I was wondering if you'd like to accompany me to the Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade next weekend?" Brittany smiled and nodded. Orion grinned and stepped back letting an angry Tom through the door. Brittany gave a small sigh of exasperation and followed him pulling down her skirt the whole time.