Not Your Everyday Girl!
~*!*~Previously~*!*~
"Do they still have hope remembering?" Artemis asked.
"I really hope there would be a way they will remember again. I really really hope so."
"Okay, that should be enough erasing. I know we left a bit of Memory in the scouts and Darien. They still remember being friends and all, other than that, it's a complete blank."
The light died out and the two cats disappeared.
~*!*~The next day~*!*~
"Stupid TEACHER!" Serena shouted with fustration as she scrunched up her test paper and threw it behind her.
"Got another E?" A surprised voice asked behind her. Serena turned around and her face went bright pink when she saw Darien looking at her paper.
"It's rude to peak at someone's marks. You should learn some manners." Serena lectured.
"Well it's also rude to hit someone in the head with your test paper. So what's your excuse this time? The television show was too entertaining and it was teaching us the addiction to cartoons so I didn't get to revise the test cause I was trying to examine how cartoons addict us?"
Serena snatched the test out of Darien's hand. "For you're big fat information I had to revise for other tests. It just HAPPENED to be that Geography was the test I revised last."
Darien shook his head, "Excuses, excuses. When will you grow out of cartoons?"
"When will you stop lecturing me?" Serena poked her tongue out at Darien and both of them walked to their next class.
Before they entered the room, Mina, Rei, Lita and Ami were thrown out of the room and they crashed into the lockers that was against the back wall.
"What's happening in here?" Serena asked as she walked in with Darien. Two martial art fighters stepped infront of her.
"Decided to join the party hey little girl?" A pink girl **one of the martial art fighters** said and grabbed Serena around her neck and lifted her up.
"HEY YOU LET HER GO!" Darien shouted and tried to loosen up the girl's grip Serena gasped for air.
The other martial arts girl that was dressed in blue kicked Darien out of the room and shut the door on him.
"OPEN UP THIS STUPID DOOR!" Darien screamed and kicked the door. He banged on it and tried all his might to push it open.
Felicity, Cassy, Lindy and two friends of theirs that was nearby suddenly dropped to their feet and held their head.
"Why have I got memories of being a warrior of the moon called sailor moon?" Felicity asked aloud.
"And what's this about me being - being - protector of the planet Jupiter" Cassy said as she winced from her headache. Strangely, Felicity and her gang turned into the sailor scouts.
Luna was watching them closely from one of the windows in the hallway.
"The sailor scouts look different to me, what do you think Artemis?" Luna said to her partner.
"That's cause it's not the sailor scouts. We erased the past pretty well for our scouts but strangely the sailor scouts' memories has been moved into these girls' minds." Artemis panicked as he watched the five new sailor scouts rushing towards the room Serena was in.
~*!*~In the classroom~*!*~
The door suddenly blew open as Felicity and her gang stepped in, including Darien
"Fun's over creep! Now get a load of GANGSTER POWER! We destroy people with no sense of fashion and that means YOU. We are the SAILOR SCOUTS and YOU GUYS are getting a HUUUGE makeover." Felicity introduced.
"Isn't it supposed to be SCOUT power?" Serena mumbled with little oxygen left. Even Darien thought their speech was weird.
"How are you supposed to know meatball brain? You're not us."
"Yeh but I agree with Serena. Strangely my mind keeps telling me your speech is just not right." Darien added
"Whatever okay. Talk to the hand both of you." Felicity placed her right hand infront of Serena's face then infront of Darien's
"Sailor Scouts heh? More like Sailor Failures. You guys probably don't even KNOW how to fight." The pink girl laughed aloud and dropped Serena on the ground
"OH YEH, then get a taste of MERCURY POWER! MERCURY MASCARA BLAST!" Lindy shouted and a spiral of blue mascara ink covered the pink girl's martial arts costume.
"Ooooh Mascara, I'M SOOOO SCARED!" The pink girl said sarcastically and blasted a ball of fire at Lindy. Lindy's sailor scout costume caught on fire and she panicked as she rolled on the floor.
"You mess with our fashion, we mess with YOU! I'm stronger than Mercury and I am JUPITER. JUPITER GREEN EYESHADOW CRASH!" Cassy shouted and soon the martial arts girls had green eyeshadow on their eyes.
"Oh pretty. Thanks for the makeover but you guys are pretty lame to be the SAILOR SCOUTS we've heard soooo much about. And you guys were the ones that defeated BERYL??? Hard to believe looking at you guys." They started laughing until they were too exhausted to laugh anymore.
"That's cause Sailor Moon hasn't stepped in yet." Felicity explained and took out the cutie moon rod. "You see, this WAND here will give you a really good make over and turning you into DUST. Um, MOON ROD MAKEOVER!" Nothing happened and Serena raised an eyebrow from the floor. Darien raised both of his and snickered
"Shouldn't it be Moon Spiral Heart Ache? I'm sure it's something like that. Dunno where I got that from but try it, you never know, I might be right." Serena corrected.
Felicity placed her right hand infront of Serena again. "Shut up and talk to the hand. What would YOU know. You normal average teenager. You're not Sailor Moon are you now? SO BE QUIET! Now why wouldn't this stupid wand work?" Felicity started hitting the wand on the table. "OH NOW I KNOW HOW TO USE THIS STUPID THING!" Felicity jumped in the air and hit the two girls in the head with the wand.
Luna and Artemis watched them from outside.
"Oh, how thick in the head can these girls get?" Luna asked.
"Well we got to do something."
Luna and Artemis looked at each other and nodded. They then faced the classroom and the crescent moon on their foreheads started to shine. When the light died out, they both disappeared, leaving Felicity and her gang de- transformed on the ground. They also left the real sailor scouts and Darien a bit more memories of the past to them. Now they remembered themselves as being sailor scouts but nothing more past that. But to make sure Darien only knew his destiny and not the others he was teleported out of the school and he would know when the scouts need him.
"Hey Boneheads!" Serena shouted to the two martial arts fighters and stood up from the ground.
"I thought u blacked out little girl." The pink girl said.
"The real sailor scouts don't get defeated that easily nega-dust. Get ready to be faced against your match." Mina, Rei, Lita and Ami said as they walked in the classroom.
"Are you ready scouts?" Serena asked.
"READY!"
"COSMIC MOON POWER!"
"MERCURY POWER!"
"MARS POWER!"
"JUPITER POWER!"
"VENUS POWER!"
"SCOUT POWER!" They shouted together and transformed into the **original** Sailor Scouts.
"And don't forget me, Tuxedo Mask." Tuxedo Mask added and stood next to the scouts.
"We've seen enough already. Are you girls going to be any better than the last scouts. Cause they were worse than worst." The two girls yawned and looked at their fingernails.
"We are better than best so you better watch out. MERCURY AQUA ILLUSION!" A spiral of water shot out of Mercury's palm and blasted the two martial art girls.
"Argh, these scouts ARE the original!" The blue girl shouted and sent out a ball of fire at Mercury.
Mars stepped infront of her. "Let's play FIRE with FIRE. MARS CELESTRIAL FIRE SURROUND!" Balls of fire surrounded the fire blast and they combined to aim back at the blue girl.
"No Fair!"
"And now you got to deal with Jupiter! JUPITER THUNDER BOLT CRASH!" Jupiter sent out a football shaped lightning and shocked the two girls.
"And to make sure you stay in that very spot you will meet my chain. VENUS LOVE CHAIN SURROUND!" A chain of golden hearts trapped the two girls in the middle of the room.
"And now for our final act that will positively turn you into dust. MOON SPIRAL HEART ACHE!" Sailor Moon's cutie moon rod shot out a spiral of pink hearts and in a flash the two martial art girls disappeared with a frightning scream.
"Guess you didn't need my help Sailor Scouts." Tuxedo Mask said and flew out of the window.
"THANKS TUXEDO MASK!" Sailor Moon called out for the window. "Maybe one day I'll find out who you REALLY are!" She whispered happily.
THAT'S DA END OF THIS CHAPTER! Oooooh Serena doesn't know who Tuxedo Mask is. Mask doesn't know who da sailor scouts is. Remember they only know their own destinys nothing more. PLEASE REVIEW! Tell me, was this chapter a TEENY WEENY BIT funny?
~*!*~Previously~*!*~
"Do they still have hope remembering?" Artemis asked.
"I really hope there would be a way they will remember again. I really really hope so."
"Okay, that should be enough erasing. I know we left a bit of Memory in the scouts and Darien. They still remember being friends and all, other than that, it's a complete blank."
The light died out and the two cats disappeared.
~*!*~The next day~*!*~
"Stupid TEACHER!" Serena shouted with fustration as she scrunched up her test paper and threw it behind her.
"Got another E?" A surprised voice asked behind her. Serena turned around and her face went bright pink when she saw Darien looking at her paper.
"It's rude to peak at someone's marks. You should learn some manners." Serena lectured.
"Well it's also rude to hit someone in the head with your test paper. So what's your excuse this time? The television show was too entertaining and it was teaching us the addiction to cartoons so I didn't get to revise the test cause I was trying to examine how cartoons addict us?"
Serena snatched the test out of Darien's hand. "For you're big fat information I had to revise for other tests. It just HAPPENED to be that Geography was the test I revised last."
Darien shook his head, "Excuses, excuses. When will you grow out of cartoons?"
"When will you stop lecturing me?" Serena poked her tongue out at Darien and both of them walked to their next class.
Before they entered the room, Mina, Rei, Lita and Ami were thrown out of the room and they crashed into the lockers that was against the back wall.
"What's happening in here?" Serena asked as she walked in with Darien. Two martial art fighters stepped infront of her.
"Decided to join the party hey little girl?" A pink girl **one of the martial art fighters** said and grabbed Serena around her neck and lifted her up.
"HEY YOU LET HER GO!" Darien shouted and tried to loosen up the girl's grip Serena gasped for air.
The other martial arts girl that was dressed in blue kicked Darien out of the room and shut the door on him.
"OPEN UP THIS STUPID DOOR!" Darien screamed and kicked the door. He banged on it and tried all his might to push it open.
Felicity, Cassy, Lindy and two friends of theirs that was nearby suddenly dropped to their feet and held their head.
"Why have I got memories of being a warrior of the moon called sailor moon?" Felicity asked aloud.
"And what's this about me being - being - protector of the planet Jupiter" Cassy said as she winced from her headache. Strangely, Felicity and her gang turned into the sailor scouts.
Luna was watching them closely from one of the windows in the hallway.
"The sailor scouts look different to me, what do you think Artemis?" Luna said to her partner.
"That's cause it's not the sailor scouts. We erased the past pretty well for our scouts but strangely the sailor scouts' memories has been moved into these girls' minds." Artemis panicked as he watched the five new sailor scouts rushing towards the room Serena was in.
~*!*~In the classroom~*!*~
The door suddenly blew open as Felicity and her gang stepped in, including Darien
"Fun's over creep! Now get a load of GANGSTER POWER! We destroy people with no sense of fashion and that means YOU. We are the SAILOR SCOUTS and YOU GUYS are getting a HUUUGE makeover." Felicity introduced.
"Isn't it supposed to be SCOUT power?" Serena mumbled with little oxygen left. Even Darien thought their speech was weird.
"How are you supposed to know meatball brain? You're not us."
"Yeh but I agree with Serena. Strangely my mind keeps telling me your speech is just not right." Darien added
"Whatever okay. Talk to the hand both of you." Felicity placed her right hand infront of Serena's face then infront of Darien's
"Sailor Scouts heh? More like Sailor Failures. You guys probably don't even KNOW how to fight." The pink girl laughed aloud and dropped Serena on the ground
"OH YEH, then get a taste of MERCURY POWER! MERCURY MASCARA BLAST!" Lindy shouted and a spiral of blue mascara ink covered the pink girl's martial arts costume.
"Ooooh Mascara, I'M SOOOO SCARED!" The pink girl said sarcastically and blasted a ball of fire at Lindy. Lindy's sailor scout costume caught on fire and she panicked as she rolled on the floor.
"You mess with our fashion, we mess with YOU! I'm stronger than Mercury and I am JUPITER. JUPITER GREEN EYESHADOW CRASH!" Cassy shouted and soon the martial arts girls had green eyeshadow on their eyes.
"Oh pretty. Thanks for the makeover but you guys are pretty lame to be the SAILOR SCOUTS we've heard soooo much about. And you guys were the ones that defeated BERYL??? Hard to believe looking at you guys." They started laughing until they were too exhausted to laugh anymore.
"That's cause Sailor Moon hasn't stepped in yet." Felicity explained and took out the cutie moon rod. "You see, this WAND here will give you a really good make over and turning you into DUST. Um, MOON ROD MAKEOVER!" Nothing happened and Serena raised an eyebrow from the floor. Darien raised both of his and snickered
"Shouldn't it be Moon Spiral Heart Ache? I'm sure it's something like that. Dunno where I got that from but try it, you never know, I might be right." Serena corrected.
Felicity placed her right hand infront of Serena again. "Shut up and talk to the hand. What would YOU know. You normal average teenager. You're not Sailor Moon are you now? SO BE QUIET! Now why wouldn't this stupid wand work?" Felicity started hitting the wand on the table. "OH NOW I KNOW HOW TO USE THIS STUPID THING!" Felicity jumped in the air and hit the two girls in the head with the wand.
Luna and Artemis watched them from outside.
"Oh, how thick in the head can these girls get?" Luna asked.
"Well we got to do something."
Luna and Artemis looked at each other and nodded. They then faced the classroom and the crescent moon on their foreheads started to shine. When the light died out, they both disappeared, leaving Felicity and her gang de- transformed on the ground. They also left the real sailor scouts and Darien a bit more memories of the past to them. Now they remembered themselves as being sailor scouts but nothing more past that. But to make sure Darien only knew his destiny and not the others he was teleported out of the school and he would know when the scouts need him.
"Hey Boneheads!" Serena shouted to the two martial arts fighters and stood up from the ground.
"I thought u blacked out little girl." The pink girl said.
"The real sailor scouts don't get defeated that easily nega-dust. Get ready to be faced against your match." Mina, Rei, Lita and Ami said as they walked in the classroom.
"Are you ready scouts?" Serena asked.
"READY!"
"COSMIC MOON POWER!"
"MERCURY POWER!"
"MARS POWER!"
"JUPITER POWER!"
"VENUS POWER!"
"SCOUT POWER!" They shouted together and transformed into the **original** Sailor Scouts.
"And don't forget me, Tuxedo Mask." Tuxedo Mask added and stood next to the scouts.
"We've seen enough already. Are you girls going to be any better than the last scouts. Cause they were worse than worst." The two girls yawned and looked at their fingernails.
"We are better than best so you better watch out. MERCURY AQUA ILLUSION!" A spiral of water shot out of Mercury's palm and blasted the two martial art girls.
"Argh, these scouts ARE the original!" The blue girl shouted and sent out a ball of fire at Mercury.
Mars stepped infront of her. "Let's play FIRE with FIRE. MARS CELESTRIAL FIRE SURROUND!" Balls of fire surrounded the fire blast and they combined to aim back at the blue girl.
"No Fair!"
"And now you got to deal with Jupiter! JUPITER THUNDER BOLT CRASH!" Jupiter sent out a football shaped lightning and shocked the two girls.
"And to make sure you stay in that very spot you will meet my chain. VENUS LOVE CHAIN SURROUND!" A chain of golden hearts trapped the two girls in the middle of the room.
"And now for our final act that will positively turn you into dust. MOON SPIRAL HEART ACHE!" Sailor Moon's cutie moon rod shot out a spiral of pink hearts and in a flash the two martial art girls disappeared with a frightning scream.
"Guess you didn't need my help Sailor Scouts." Tuxedo Mask said and flew out of the window.
"THANKS TUXEDO MASK!" Sailor Moon called out for the window. "Maybe one day I'll find out who you REALLY are!" She whispered happily.
THAT'S DA END OF THIS CHAPTER! Oooooh Serena doesn't know who Tuxedo Mask is. Mask doesn't know who da sailor scouts is. Remember they only know their own destinys nothing more. PLEASE REVIEW! Tell me, was this chapter a TEENY WEENY BIT funny?