Note- This is a spoof of an article in YM, I tried to be as sarcastic as
they are lol! This is also a tie-in to the story.
Crazy Couples By: YM Magazine
When I see Clark and Lana walk into the studio, I can tell that they are the couple. They are holding hands and both drinking the same drink (a double latte from Lana's coffee shop "The Talon") Lana is stunning and Clark is so hot, they look like models but are everyday kids. We greet each other and Lana tells me she loves my shirt. I tell her I love her earrings and we start our interview.
"So" I say "Tell me everything, tell me how you got together"
Lana and Clark's faces light up, I can tell they love to tell this story. Clark starts.
"Lana and I are childhood friends, we were close when we were little and drifted apart as we got older until we hardly ever talked anymore. She was Miss Popular Cheerleader"
Lana smiles and blushes.
"And I had the biggest crush on her"
Lana laughs and continues the story
"Well as Clark said, then we started to become close again. We tried going out for a little bit but it never really worked out"
They get to the moment where they got together.
"It was a fieldtrip" Lana says "To a cabin, It was freezing up there and we got to share a cabin with our friends Chloe and Pete, who are also dating. Well, On the second day we got to go on a scavenger hunt. In -66 degrees weather" She exaggerates "The lake was iced over and I went across it to get a thing for the scavenger hunt. I guess it wasn't that strong because the ice broke and I fell in"
Ouch.
"But Clark got me out and gave me CPR" She slides her hand into Clark's, minor PDA "He saved my life"
"We all wanted to take her to the hospital but she was insisting she was OK" Clark takes over "We still got the nurse to check her out. She begged us not to sue and we agreed. Lana was OK, except that she was a little sick and couldn't go out for the hike. We did not want to leave her alone. So I decided I'd stay with her just to make sure she was OK"
"I decided this was a better time than ever to tell Clark that I wanted to be more than friends"
"If you still think someone is beautiful even when they look that sick, you know it's love"
Lana playfully hits him. They are so cute together I think I'm going to be sick.
"She hates it when I do this, but I will" Clark starts and Lana glares "She calls me in to sit with her and says to me" He hold his nose so that his voice can sound nasally "Clark, I want to be more than friends"
Lana's still glaring, but smiling "He always makes fun of that" She tells me
"It was cute, You were declaring your love for me with an Aaron Carter voice" He jokes "No offense to all the Aaron Carter fans reading but he does sound like he has nasal problems"
None taken.. Get ready for the angry preteen mob.
Lana smiles "Leave Aaron out of this"
"Well she tells me that she wants to be more than friends, I'm thinking that she is delirious because she is sick"
"But I was planning to tell him on the trip anyway. Clark loves to tell this next part"
Clark nods his head and takes over.
"We decide we are going to be a couple, you know, give it a try.. So we get caught up in the moment a move in for a kiss, remind me to never kiss her when she has a cold, and she sneezes in my face"
"Thats what you get for trying to kiss a sick person" Lana teases
Nothing says "Be mine" like snot in the face. We all crack up at the story.
"I barley got you" she says, poking him in the arm
"I still found you attractive after that" he jokes
Now that is true love. Clark takes over
"I wasn't going to let this romantic opportunity pass. If we couldn't kiss, we had to do something. So out of the blue, I wrap my arms around her and we lay there watching the fire crackle"
"It was so romantic" Lana smiles
Okay, It is a little cheesy. But admit it, you are so jealous of these two. I know I am. So that's how they hooked up. The eventually got thier first kiss, the night after. So what about those three little words that scare the crap out of guys everywhere? Clark was the first to say it to Lana.
"We were at Burger King. She had just taken a bite of her onion rings and I took a deep breath and told her I loved her. She looked at me in suprise and started to choke on her onion rings and hyperventilate. She freaked"
A girl freaking out when a guy tells her he loves her? Clark and Lana tell me they live in America's weirdest town and stranger things have happened.
"I did freak!" Lana laughs "But that night I decided I felt the same way. At the fair I was working in the dunking booth and I saw him. He apologized and said we can take it slow. He was screaming through the crowd. I screamed back that I loved him and as soon as I did. Someone threw a ball at the target and I fell in the water" She motions with her hands "Clark runs to me and lifts me up out of the water and we kiss while everyone cheers, It was like something out of a movie"
They are just too cute. I'm going to be sick, but for real. Is it just an act? We asked their two best friends (Who are also a couple) Chloe Sullivan and Pete Ross.
"They are a single person's nightmare" Chloe jokes "When ever you see them they are touching in some way, even if it is just holding hands"
Come to think of it, they were holding hands for most of the interview, then he put his arm around her once and....
"Pete and I, we are kind of like the mom and dad couple. We started going out before Clark and Lana and we have been friends for a few years. We even got Clark and Lana back together when they broke up"
They broke up? They refrained from talking about it. Pete has some nice things to say about the couple.
"Clark loved Lana forever, they make such a cute couple because they have been friends forever. Even when she was popular and virtually untouchable, she still smiled at Clark when she saw him in the hall. They remind us of Eric and Donna from 'That 70's show'"
Does that make Chloe and Pete Jackie and Kelso?
"They are really happy together" Pete and Chloe both say
Seeing from the PDA they later display, so are Chloe and Pete. Well, our time is up, Clark, Lana and I say our good-byes and I go home to right this article. Seeing how much they are in love, I predict Clark and Lana will be together for a long time.
Crazy Couples By: YM Magazine
When I see Clark and Lana walk into the studio, I can tell that they are the couple. They are holding hands and both drinking the same drink (a double latte from Lana's coffee shop "The Talon") Lana is stunning and Clark is so hot, they look like models but are everyday kids. We greet each other and Lana tells me she loves my shirt. I tell her I love her earrings and we start our interview.
"So" I say "Tell me everything, tell me how you got together"
Lana and Clark's faces light up, I can tell they love to tell this story. Clark starts.
"Lana and I are childhood friends, we were close when we were little and drifted apart as we got older until we hardly ever talked anymore. She was Miss Popular Cheerleader"
Lana smiles and blushes.
"And I had the biggest crush on her"
Lana laughs and continues the story
"Well as Clark said, then we started to become close again. We tried going out for a little bit but it never really worked out"
They get to the moment where they got together.
"It was a fieldtrip" Lana says "To a cabin, It was freezing up there and we got to share a cabin with our friends Chloe and Pete, who are also dating. Well, On the second day we got to go on a scavenger hunt. In -66 degrees weather" She exaggerates "The lake was iced over and I went across it to get a thing for the scavenger hunt. I guess it wasn't that strong because the ice broke and I fell in"
Ouch.
"But Clark got me out and gave me CPR" She slides her hand into Clark's, minor PDA "He saved my life"
"We all wanted to take her to the hospital but she was insisting she was OK" Clark takes over "We still got the nurse to check her out. She begged us not to sue and we agreed. Lana was OK, except that she was a little sick and couldn't go out for the hike. We did not want to leave her alone. So I decided I'd stay with her just to make sure she was OK"
"I decided this was a better time than ever to tell Clark that I wanted to be more than friends"
"If you still think someone is beautiful even when they look that sick, you know it's love"
Lana playfully hits him. They are so cute together I think I'm going to be sick.
"She hates it when I do this, but I will" Clark starts and Lana glares "She calls me in to sit with her and says to me" He hold his nose so that his voice can sound nasally "Clark, I want to be more than friends"
Lana's still glaring, but smiling "He always makes fun of that" She tells me
"It was cute, You were declaring your love for me with an Aaron Carter voice" He jokes "No offense to all the Aaron Carter fans reading but he does sound like he has nasal problems"
None taken.. Get ready for the angry preteen mob.
Lana smiles "Leave Aaron out of this"
"Well she tells me that she wants to be more than friends, I'm thinking that she is delirious because she is sick"
"But I was planning to tell him on the trip anyway. Clark loves to tell this next part"
Clark nods his head and takes over.
"We decide we are going to be a couple, you know, give it a try.. So we get caught up in the moment a move in for a kiss, remind me to never kiss her when she has a cold, and she sneezes in my face"
"Thats what you get for trying to kiss a sick person" Lana teases
Nothing says "Be mine" like snot in the face. We all crack up at the story.
"I barley got you" she says, poking him in the arm
"I still found you attractive after that" he jokes
Now that is true love. Clark takes over
"I wasn't going to let this romantic opportunity pass. If we couldn't kiss, we had to do something. So out of the blue, I wrap my arms around her and we lay there watching the fire crackle"
"It was so romantic" Lana smiles
Okay, It is a little cheesy. But admit it, you are so jealous of these two. I know I am. So that's how they hooked up. The eventually got thier first kiss, the night after. So what about those three little words that scare the crap out of guys everywhere? Clark was the first to say it to Lana.
"We were at Burger King. She had just taken a bite of her onion rings and I took a deep breath and told her I loved her. She looked at me in suprise and started to choke on her onion rings and hyperventilate. She freaked"
A girl freaking out when a guy tells her he loves her? Clark and Lana tell me they live in America's weirdest town and stranger things have happened.
"I did freak!" Lana laughs "But that night I decided I felt the same way. At the fair I was working in the dunking booth and I saw him. He apologized and said we can take it slow. He was screaming through the crowd. I screamed back that I loved him and as soon as I did. Someone threw a ball at the target and I fell in the water" She motions with her hands "Clark runs to me and lifts me up out of the water and we kiss while everyone cheers, It was like something out of a movie"
They are just too cute. I'm going to be sick, but for real. Is it just an act? We asked their two best friends (Who are also a couple) Chloe Sullivan and Pete Ross.
"They are a single person's nightmare" Chloe jokes "When ever you see them they are touching in some way, even if it is just holding hands"
Come to think of it, they were holding hands for most of the interview, then he put his arm around her once and....
"Pete and I, we are kind of like the mom and dad couple. We started going out before Clark and Lana and we have been friends for a few years. We even got Clark and Lana back together when they broke up"
They broke up? They refrained from talking about it. Pete has some nice things to say about the couple.
"Clark loved Lana forever, they make such a cute couple because they have been friends forever. Even when she was popular and virtually untouchable, she still smiled at Clark when she saw him in the hall. They remind us of Eric and Donna from 'That 70's show'"
Does that make Chloe and Pete Jackie and Kelso?
"They are really happy together" Pete and Chloe both say
Seeing from the PDA they later display, so are Chloe and Pete. Well, our time is up, Clark, Lana and I say our good-byes and I go home to right this article. Seeing how much they are in love, I predict Clark and Lana will be together for a long time.