A.N Hola there, it's me, Bri, I'm here to tell you. NOTHING! MWHAHAHAHAHA! Hehe, sorry, I've got a big New Years Eve Lock-In Thingy tonight at my church, and they have a talent show with Cash prizes!!!! YEAH! I HOPE I WIN SOMETHING!!!!! ~*BRI*~

**When She Was Bri.**

Chapter 3: Adventures in Potions

Brittany sat in the normal seat she had in the past and picked up her quill. Harry seemed so NICE in the books. Even Tom had thought so! How come he hated her so much, she hadn't done anything. **Damn Potter kid.** She thought smiling a bit. **You're a Slytherin now, of course he's gonna hate you.** Said a voice in her head. She sighed and began drawing on herself. **Of course, he doesn't have to be so biased! I mean, not all Slytherins are stupid prats.**

The girl she'd seen all wrapped up in Draco Malfoy had just entered the room and was looking at her. **Exactly.** She thought. She looked at the girl. Becky? And thought **Are we thinking TO each other?**

**I believe so.** Said the voice.

"Oh my fuckin God!" said Brittany eyes wide. Harry and Ron stared at her as they passed. "How?"

Becky shrugged and gave her a funny look as Professor Snape entered the room. Brittany stifled a snort, but she couldn't stop herself from laughing as she remembered her fic, Um.What?

"What's so funny?" said the towering professor looking at her. She saw his eyes stray to her Slytherin badge and robes.

"Nothing. Nothing what so ever," said Brittany blushing deeply.

"I assume you're the new girl, Brittany Dally," said Snape.

"Yes, sir," said Brittany nodding. She heard Harry snort and she turned around and glared. "Shut up," she said snarling.

"Five points Potter," said Snape glancing at the boy she was glaring at. A smile spread across his face. "And you're from where Ms. Dally?"

"America, sir, I just. moved here," said Brittany.

**You liar.** Said a voice in her head.

**I know, but I'm good at it aren't I?** Thought Brittany grinning and biting her bottom lip. Becky, facing the front of the classroom, nodded, which dropped Snape's attention on her.

"Ms. Alamaeda, what are you doing?" he said. Brittany grinned even wider.

"Nothing, Sir," said Becky blushing a bit. Snape's eyes traveled from Becky to Brittany.

"Are you twins?" he said. Laughter trickled out of random people's mouths as Becky turned around to look at Brittany.

"We could be couldn't we?" said Brittany shrugging and glowering at Harry again who smirked. She wandered for a moment how he'd gotten his shoes unstuck.

"That's not the answer I was looking for," said Snape leaning against his desk. Brittany heard what was about to happen. A scraping noise on the ground then a dull flump, laughter.

"Professor!" Said Brittany jerking out of her trance. Becky's head jerked away as Snape stood without the use of his desk.

"What?" he said. Brittany blinked.

"I. nothing." said Brittany giving the desk a weird look. Becky rubbed her eyes and rose an eyebrow.**Was it just me, or did I see the desk fall out from under him, with out it actually doing so?**

**I don't know.** Thought Brittany. **I think I heard it though. This reminds me of this book I once read-**

"Ms. Dally, if you'll pay attention, I'm sure you can catch up with the rest of the class.

Brittany stared straight ahead, her attention away from the class as she began to think about how much she hated Snape, despite his show of "affection" towards her and her fellow Slytherins. Soon she began to agree with "herself" in her head. **He's an ugly, nasty, slimy, oily, thing who doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as we do.**

**Too true, too true.**

After a while she got bored with this and tuned into class just as Snape began to ask questions. "What is concocted when dragon blood is combined with Green Tongue?"

"Lilac Enhancer," said Brit and Becky at the exact same time. This had been happening all day and Brittany was getting tired of it. She didn't understand it one bit, and she frankly didn't care.

"STOP IT! JUST STOP IT! I HATE THAT! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT EVERY SINGLE TIME?? WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. But she didn't care. She wasn't embarrassed. Suddenly she realized that she hadn't screamed at the top of her lungs, but merely above a normal tone of voice. Then she found out that stranger still, Becky had contributed to the ruckus. Brittany put a hand to her lips. Then the girls began to talk in unison again. "Umm.excuse me Professor. I didn't mean to cause such a disturbance."

Snape just sputtered at a loss for words, before regaining himself and warily saying, "I-it's okay, perhaps I'll talk to you both about it later." Somehow Bri actually knew ahead of time that that would be his reaction. She didn't know how she knew it word for word ahead of time, but it began to worry her. But the voice popped into her head again, **Don't worry about it. All will be explained in a matter of time. But for now, why don't we try to use this to our advantage** **What do you mean?**

** I mean, scare the fuckin shit out of people!**

**I like the way you think!**

Brittany looked around the room at Neville Longbottom, **How 'bout Neville, he can... actually do good for once?**

**What d'you have in mind?**

**I don't know... calming him down. He's really stressed.** Thought Brittany suddenly hearing Neville's silent cried for help.

**What was that?? Neville's potion just went horribly wrong...Is he going to make him drink that????**

**What ARE you talking about?** Said Brittany.

**Didn't you...** Sputtered Becky.

**Didn't I what?** Brittany rose an eyebrow at the back of the girls
head

***NO...shit...I forgot that you couldn't. But surely...***

**Surely...** Thought Brittany glaring and slamming her fist into the table Snape gave her an odd look.

**Never mind...**

**Errrr...**

**Say something snappy to Snape...he looks antsy. NO PUN INTENDED. Hehe**

Brittany growled out loud though and got some weird looks from Crabbe and Goyle. "What do you want Severus!" Shouted Brittany. Snape looked abashed.

"Ms. Dally, I'll expect you to call me-"

"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU EXPECT DAMMIT!" shouted Brittany. Everyone stared at her as Snape got his temper again.

"BRITTANY!" said Becky in a hushed tone turning to her friend. Brittany glared. "Excuse us..." She said grabbing her arm and pulling her to the side of the room. She started feeling stupid suddenly remembering she could think to her...

**Well, duh! And you think I'm the ignorant one.** Thought Brittany.

**Anyway...**

**What are you talking about?**

**You can't talk to him like that! You could lose some major brownie points! **

**Why's that? Because he's head of house? I don't care about brownie points! I don't like brownies!**

**It took a long time getting them from other teachers, and he'll tell them!**

**Yahoo... doesn't it only matter if Dumby likes me?** Said Brittany

"I ADORE THEM!" she accidently shouted aloud.

"That's nice..." Said BRittany shaking with laughter. Becky flushed as Draco raised an eyebrow and added two unicorn hairs to the concoction. The class roared with laughter and Snape glared.

"Ms. Dally, Ms. Alamaeda, instead of standing here saying nothing, then perhaps you should sit back down?"

"OH WE'RE TALKING!" said Becky accidentally again.

Brittany gulped and glanced at Becky smiling sweetly. "Yes sir, by the way? How much Pantene Pro-V do you own?" she grinned and sat gingerly in her seat while Becky spluttered by the wall. Snape looked expectantly at her and she rushed to her seat.

**Hey Brit...wanna play a bit truth or dare??**

**Um... What? How?**

**MUST YOU QUOTE YOURSELF LIKE THAT??????? YES I READ FF!**

**I mean... let's do it...hehe...**

**We could SO scare the shit out of everyone THAT way...**

**Jeepers... I guess my fics really get around huh? Lucius, Wormtail... Voldy... You...** Thought Brittany... thoughtfully. **Alright. Less do diss**

**Aright den...I'll go first**

**Aight.**

**Truth or dare?**

**Dare of corse.**

**I dare you to...go up to

**To...**

**Potter and confess your undying love! Seriously...with a straight face! LET'S WREAK HAVOC!**

**Ugh.** BRittany gagged involuntarily. Harry looked over at her. **Fine.**

**Let's go...***

Brittany slowly got out of her seat and added the rest of the ingredients into her potion. She whirled around giving Harry a determined look. He raised an eyebrow. She slowly walked over to him.

**OMG**

"Harry..." she drawled noticing Snape had left the classroom. Harry gulped as she sat up on his desk. "I just wanted to tell you...

Becky nudged Draco. "Watch," she whispered. He turned.

**I can't believe you're gonna go through with this...**

"I'm madly, deeply, insanely in love with you," she said cupping his chin and pulling his face close, noticing the stares from around the room. She smirked and let him go hopping off the desk and returning to her own. **Hey, I'm good at these dares.**

Becky burst out laughing. Out loud. Brittany started laughing as well.

"What.. was.. that?" said Draco.

"Oh, we're playing truth or dare."

"Really, what was that?" said a voice behind Brittany. She whirled around to find Tom staring at her.

"TOM! What are you doing here?" she said grinning and grabbing his robes, pulling him forward.

"I was talking to Dumbledore and found myself walking in on my girlfriend hitting on some random person," said Tom raising an eyebrow.

"Sorry. Truth or DAre. I've been saving you a seat," she said.

"Boyfriend?? Truth or Dare?? How???" asked Draco to the twins.

"UM...Long story..." said Brittany

"Er... VERY long," said Tom raising an eyebrow at the girls.

"Not even YOU know the whole of it, pal.." said Becky, was referring to Tom. Brittany still didn't have a clue about how the heck she knew about everything that had happened last year with her and Tom.

"Mr. Felton, please, take you seat," said Snape walking back in the room.

Brittany looked at Tom and burst out laughing. Tom watched her apprehensively. "Um... what?" This made Becky laugh as well.

"Felton?" she squeaked. Brittany laughed again and Harry did a horrible imitation. She turned around and glared at him icily. So did the rest of the group. And Hermione. A bit softer...

Except for Tom, he had no idea who Harry was. "Who're you?" he said. Harry looked him up and down.

"Harry Potter. And you are?" said Harry. Tom smiled.

"Oh! I read about you, oof-" Said Tom. Brittany had just elbowed him.

"No future references Tommy." she hissed. Tom gave her a grim look.

"Right... um..."

"You look familiar. Have we met?" said Harry.

**No..it's okay...he's in the paper a lot** Thought Becky.

"Uh... I don't believe so." said Tom.

**I know, but he was about to say something about the Harry Potter series in the future.**

**Has he BEEN to the future??**

"Anyway..." Said Draco looking at Becky and Brittany.

**Yeah, I forced him to read the books. He was very interested in the 2nd one.**

"Brittany. .I believe it's YOUR turn?" he said smirking.

"OH! Righto. Becky. Truth or Dare?" said Brittany. "Or... are we including the guys?"

"Um...Dare..."

"I'm in!" said Draco. Tom shared sentiments.

"Uh..." SAid Brittany looking at Tom. "Alright. Start groping each other right in front of Snape's desk," she said lowering her voice.

"Hm.. not a problem for me!" said Draco excitedly.

"When Snape's sitting in it," said Brittany. Becky's smile dropped.

"Damn loophole seclusion! Fine." Brittany giggled and sat back in her seat watching them approach the desk.

Snape looked up. **Now or never..** Thought Becky.

**DO IT!!!**

Becky smiled...she had a plan. Brittany sighing looking annoyed, and leaned back.

"Professor.." she began sweetly, "We need help. And we think you're the best one to help us with it. You see... we're having problems...with our relationship, and we believe that perhaps we're not physical enough.. Mind being the judge??" she finished quickly not giving him a chance to object and she and Draco began to go at it like rabbits.. but without the shedding of clothing of course.. Brittany shrieked and fell off her chair. The rest of the class just looked on with awe. Snape's mouth fell open and he stuttered..

Snape's face reddened. "That's it! I've had enough of this foolishness! You three! To Dumbledore's office!" he shouted.

Brittany's mouth fell open. "Excuse me I'm completely innocent here!"

"Oh yea! I saw how innocent you were..." said Becky referring to the prequel.

Snape glared at her. "Fine... God, do you know how to take a game of Truth or Dare?" she grumbled slamming her Potions book shut and shoving it in her bag.

Harry's eyes gleamed as he saw his chance. "Professor, I think you're a blowhole, can I go too?" he said quickly. Brittany and Becky exchanged glances and Draco's fists clenched. Tom looked panicked.

**WHAT?? DID HE JUST QUOTE YOU???**

He stuttered and pulled Brittany into his arms kissing her deeply. Snape stared. "All six of you! Dumbledore's now!"

**I think he did... weird.**

**Maybe this is how you get the idea for it!**

Brittany smiled and grabbed Tom's hand as all five of them went into the hallway. "Looks like Sevy needs math lessons. There are five of us," muttered Becky to BRittany.

''Oh! I dare you to call him Sevvy, Drakie!" piped up Becky aloud.

"Why did you.." Harry started Brittany glared at him.

"What was..? He tried again.

"Why did you just quote my story Potter?" she snapped.

"WHAT??" he said raising an eyebrow. "That's absurd!" he finished.

Brittany blushed. "Never mind," she mumbled pulling Tom closer.

"Why did you just try and make-out with me?" he said. Tom glared at him

and Draco snorted.

"What Potter? Never heard of Truth or Dare?" he said scathingly. Brittany grinned and made her way up the hallway, actually happy she was back.