Disclaimer: Belong to J.K..blah blah.

Green umbrellas, chocolate spread,
Someone give me mental soap!
Disturbing things run through your head,
But once you're hooked you've not a hope.
We wonder who dreams up these things,
Spandex and black dens of love.
When shockingly to mind there springs
Some of your own, a treasure trove?
Or just a scrape through mental gutters
Picking up on pain and strife,
About a dare involving butter?
Harry would be scarred for life!
So just remember when you're writing
Try to keep your mind in check
But maybe if you're having trouble
Angst would be a better bet.

Tee hee! Apologies to Meiko Belle and Cassie Claire for the shameless
parodying (is that even a word? Maybe spoofage.) of your wonderful work.
Meiko, I love your stuff, especially Fairy Boys( any Remus/Sirius shippers,
toodles off on down there.think glitter, eyeliner and Brian Slade.
*drools*)
Can't wait for the next chappie!
ttfn,
ta ta for now!
Minty xx