FC: HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. . . . . .
Yami: ::looks scared:: umm. . .hi?
Yugi: ::Runs::
FC: well, umm. . .bye. . .yugi? Looks at Yami. . . where did he go?
Yami: I thing you scared him.
FC: OH!
Bakura: That big baby.
Yami: Why you little-
FC: Don't worry yami, BAKURA! DO THE DISCLAMER!!!!
Bakura: FINE! FC dosn't own anything, nothing, not an house, not YU- GI-OH, not even a dollar bill.
FC: ^ . ^ So ONE WITH THE STORY!!!

Chapter 3 The bribe

Bakura's P.O.V

I troded down the one of many halls of the maze we call a palace. An evil grin still playing games with my mouth; but was quickly losing.
"Shit. . . . where the Hell is the Ra be dammed council chamber? I fucking hate halls and the way they go around in circles." I muttered, an urge to hit something or better yet, someone, growing very strong.
"Lost, Bakura?"
I spun around to see the outling of a tall lean figure with azure eyes that glowed like a cat's pupil in the dark, or at least it seemed.
"Seth," came my growl, "what the fucking hell do you want?"
" I heard you mumble something about halls, fucking circles and council chambers, so I figure you were lost." I heard the slow rumble of a chuckle roll across his chest.
"Damn you Seth. I can find my own way."
"Really? 'cause the council chambers are on the other side of the palace, by the entertainment chamber." the last part come out half grin half sardonic laugh.
"What's the matter Seth? Can't wait to play with that blond haired whelp?"
"No." The bicth said almost camly. " I just can't stand little boys getting lost."
With that I moved faster then Seth was able to respond, I reached up almost on my tip toes and grapped his neck, pinching his cervical nerves.
"Seth I am not 'royal torture master' for no reason, I could do so many painful things to you; be the time I would be half way done,you would be cusing toward Ra for deciding to put that pitiful little soul of yours into that shell." The end came out more of griding growl against my teeth.
Seth pried my hand from his neck and moved his head down to mine, leaving our faces only Inches apart before snarling " Bakura, you turly are a literal bastard, aren't you? Figurative one too, by the way " He stopped, looking into my feral gaze before counting on, " I want my slave and I want him NOW!" He took what seemed to be a calming breath then said "Go now, and I will talk yami into letting that pretty little slave boy that you have stocked up in your bed chambers to be your permanent little toy."
At that point all I could think about was that silk on the boys head running freely through my fingers, and the way those green eyes stare up at me wiht such terrified innocence, and the thought of him being MINE!
'Forget this' I thought and started running towards the council chambers, not even remotely hearing the hearty laughter from the high priest.

Kami-Sama's P.O.V

BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
" Well it looks like the window are locked too. . . sorry, it looks like we're are stuck in here." The blond told the grief stricken,yet-not-enough-energy-to-panic spikey-haired boy.
The blond looked at the boy with saddened eyes and decided to lighten the mood as much as the stiuation allowed so he said " Hey, my name's Jou." He held out his hand for the boy to shake so he wouldn't feel as akward. The boy looked like he was about to cring away at the suddened movement, but instead he looked at the hand, then at Jou, then back at the hand before finally taking it in his own and shaking it gently.
"Yugi."
"Yugi? That's your name? Yugi?" He took a measuring look at yugi then said, "It fits you." Just then , almost on cue with the pause of the conversation a maid came in and said in a sweet vocie, "They're are ready for you two in the council chanmbers now."

Seth's P.O.V

"Pharoh."
"Seth, how many times do I have to tell you? Just call me Yami."
"Yami, I told Bakura that I would talk you into letting him have a slave."
Yami rasied an eyebrow at the high priest " Amazing Seth. . . . nothing in return, no 'if you do this I will do that'game. . . you just went up to him and said you would talk me into having a slave."
"Yes, pretty much."
"well then, yes."
"Really? No, having me begging or having me blackmail you, just 'yes'?"
"Yes Seth, simply yes. Last time Bakura had a slave, it's pulled his finger and toe nails off, then he cut off it's manhood and used it as a beating rod, then two days latter he flayed it and before it could die it dipped in citric acid." Yami closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "Those wounderful screams. . . . they gave me the most wounderful nights of sleep, since that night my slave ran away." He reopened his eyes, "So yes Seth, I will him get that new slave. With the screams of his slave in combination of the screams of my slave, I will be in pure bliss." He glaced up at the sun to get the time, " we should get going, Bakura should have found his was after you gave him directions, and bribed him with the whole you 'talking me into' giving him the slave he has stored up in his room."
Seth stared at him in shook, "How did you -?"
"Know? Seth I'm the Pharoh, it's my job to know these things."
Seth chuckled quietly, slitghy shaking his head. "Come on. . . I wish to view see my 'toy'."

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