The Faculty

When the Faculty at Hogwarts starts acting strange what can Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Ginny and the new girl, Valerie (me!) do? Well you gotta save the world! It's like the Faculty except there'll be really weird twists. And I'm not the alien. And I'm going to tell a lie in the notes so see if you can figure it out before the end. Or else. Okay and I gotta make character/character connections so here they are:

Zeke/Ron Casey/Draco Stokely/Ginny Delilah/Hermione Marybeth/Valerie Stan/Harry Gabe/Seamus Mr. Furlong/Dumbledore(he's not the headmaster in this one k?) Principal Drake/McGonagall Coach/Snape(oooo-Snape teaching Quidditch!) Ms. Burke/Trelawny Nurse Harper/Madam pomfrey Mr Tate/Sirius(he's free)

Here it comes(trying to make it like a movie so ill use movie tactics)

Prologue Snape is in his office, grading papers when the door creaks open. He curses and mutters something about Peeves. He walks out into the hall, expecting Peeves but no one is there. He sees a shadow in the flickering candlelight and turns around.

Snape: Can I help you?

Snape is attacked and you hear a lot of scuffling. Then, nothing. Snape straightens up, adjusts his robes and walks back into the office. He blows the guttering candle out and everything goes black.

The Faculty

Professors McGonagall, Black, Trelawney and Vector are talking.

McGonagall: I'm sorry, Sirius, but we cannot get an extension on the school- it is just too much money.

Black: But.

McGonagall: No. And Professor Trewlawny we can't afford to send any of the students to America.

Trelawney: Why not?

McGonagall: First, of all- don't whine at me and second, we don't have enough money. And Professor Vector. We cannot perform the magical musical this year. I'm sorry.

Vector: I'll bet the Quidditch team gets what they need though.

McGonagall: This conversation is at an end. Sirius, Rena(Trelawney), Tauros(Vector).

She leaves. Sirius, Rena and Tauros all complain about how they need to not pay so much attention to "that damn Quidditch team"

Sirius: Goodnight Rena, Tauros.

Rena and Tauros: Goodnight Sirius.

They all leave.