Order of the Phoenix, 87-line puppet-show, continued.
Note: When we last left our many characters in this story-that-I-haven't- read-yet, Sirius was asking for chicken. Luckily, we're moving on.
44. Dumbledore: Okay, then, well, I have something else to tell you, Harry. Sit down I'm going to yada, yada, everything.
45. Harry: *prays*
46. Dumbledore: I'm your mother, Harry.
47. Harry: Somehow, I get the feeling Ron was right when he said you were loony.
48. Dumbledore: Well! Everyone else writes that I say 'I am your father...' I wanted to say something different this time! By the way, it is Professor Lupin that is loony, not I.
49. Harry: Will you just tell me that I'm part of this ancient Order of the Phoenix and get on with the story?
50. Dumbledore: Deal.
51. Dumbledore: Hey, you're part of the ancient Order of the Phoenix. Now you get to re-meet Mrs. Figg, the person who babysat you when you were stupid. But now she is Arabella Figg, and she's magic!
52. Harry: *monotone* I am bursting for joy. Can I leave now? Please?
53. Dumbledore: Yeah, I was getting to that.
54. Sirius: Hey, where's that chicken? Chicken? Helloooo? *whines* Where's my chicke-e-en?
55. Hermione: Hey, did you guys suddenly forget about the random formal event in which Ron wears his new dress robes?
56. Ron: *yells from mysterious hiding place* I DIDN'T!!
57. Hermione: Isn't this the part where you ask me to go with you?
58. Ron: Isn't that in the next chapter?
59. Hermione: Okay, now it's the next chapter!
60. Ron: *moans* Hermione will you go to the semi-unknown formal event with me?
61. Hermione: Uhhhh...okay!
62. Ron: Really?
63. Harry: It's on about page 635 now...something important should be happening - ah! I'm having nightmares about - what's this say? 'A single door in a silent corridor' no that can't be right - oh, well, Scholastic says it is, so I guess it is! Ah! I'm having nightmares!
64. Ginny: I'm supposed to be playing a bigger part in this story, so - ah! So am I!!! NIGHTMARES - MAKE IT STOP!!!
65. Hermione: O.O
66. Ron: O.O Ginny! Stop having nightmares, and go to Dumbledore's office!
67. Hermione: I thought this story was supposed to be funny!
68. Ginny: It is. I'm having nightmares about a single cheese in a silent sandwich.
69. All: Okay. That works.
70. Harry: It's about page 700 - now I'm doing something really important that the author of this fanfiction still doesn't know about!
71. Audience: Ooh, aah...
72. Harry: Why are you oohing and aahing? Oh, I see, pretty fireworks!
73. Hermione: I've been trying to get you to listen to me for the past three months! Why aren't you studying? Get in the library and study! O.W.L.'s are in SOME RANDOM AMOUNT OF MONTHS!
74. Harry: Wow. I've been too obsessed with important things happening that I forgot about my load of homework! And there's a formal event tomorrow! What am I to do?
75. Ginny: I'll go to the formal event with you, Harry!
76. Harry: Yay! I mean...okay, yeah, that works. I'll just do my homework now. *goes off to snow the teachers*
77. Harry: Wow! My homework is done and now I must face the climax! AAH! VOLDEMORT! *in a very small voice* Hide me!
78. Dumbledore: Hey, not to be rude, but dude, Harry, aren't you supposed to be like, the hero?
79. Harry: Man, can't someone else be the hero for a change? Oh, all right. *goes off to be heroic* There, something exiting happened and now I win. Happy now?
80. Dumbledore: Yeah, good, yeah, that works.
81. Everyone: We're all happy now! The climax is over! *sings happy song and does happy dance around the Great Hall* *Hermione and Ron dancing together*
82 Author: Well, Ron and Hermione finally got together in my story - I am happy now! *joins in happy dance*
83. Hermione: Ron! You totally made me forget that we have O.W.L.'s in two hours!
84. Everyone: *stops dancing* WHAT?!
85. McGonagall: Can't we just cancel the frickin' exams?
86. Hermione: NO! *does exams* Oh, yeah, I got twelve! What? It's time to go home now? But now I can't even brag about getting twelve O.W.L.'s!
87. Ron: That's okay, Hermione, I love you anyway. *goes home with everyone else, blushing madly*
~*~
That's my story, and I was prompted to write it with a couple of good reviews! Thanx to Jlyn and Padfoot!
Note: When we last left our many characters in this story-that-I-haven't- read-yet, Sirius was asking for chicken. Luckily, we're moving on.
44. Dumbledore: Okay, then, well, I have something else to tell you, Harry. Sit down I'm going to yada, yada, everything.
45. Harry: *prays*
46. Dumbledore: I'm your mother, Harry.
47. Harry: Somehow, I get the feeling Ron was right when he said you were loony.
48. Dumbledore: Well! Everyone else writes that I say 'I am your father...' I wanted to say something different this time! By the way, it is Professor Lupin that is loony, not I.
49. Harry: Will you just tell me that I'm part of this ancient Order of the Phoenix and get on with the story?
50. Dumbledore: Deal.
51. Dumbledore: Hey, you're part of the ancient Order of the Phoenix. Now you get to re-meet Mrs. Figg, the person who babysat you when you were stupid. But now she is Arabella Figg, and she's magic!
52. Harry: *monotone* I am bursting for joy. Can I leave now? Please?
53. Dumbledore: Yeah, I was getting to that.
54. Sirius: Hey, where's that chicken? Chicken? Helloooo? *whines* Where's my chicke-e-en?
55. Hermione: Hey, did you guys suddenly forget about the random formal event in which Ron wears his new dress robes?
56. Ron: *yells from mysterious hiding place* I DIDN'T!!
57. Hermione: Isn't this the part where you ask me to go with you?
58. Ron: Isn't that in the next chapter?
59. Hermione: Okay, now it's the next chapter!
60. Ron: *moans* Hermione will you go to the semi-unknown formal event with me?
61. Hermione: Uhhhh...okay!
62. Ron: Really?
63. Harry: It's on about page 635 now...something important should be happening - ah! I'm having nightmares about - what's this say? 'A single door in a silent corridor' no that can't be right - oh, well, Scholastic says it is, so I guess it is! Ah! I'm having nightmares!
64. Ginny: I'm supposed to be playing a bigger part in this story, so - ah! So am I!!! NIGHTMARES - MAKE IT STOP!!!
65. Hermione: O.O
66. Ron: O.O Ginny! Stop having nightmares, and go to Dumbledore's office!
67. Hermione: I thought this story was supposed to be funny!
68. Ginny: It is. I'm having nightmares about a single cheese in a silent sandwich.
69. All: Okay. That works.
70. Harry: It's about page 700 - now I'm doing something really important that the author of this fanfiction still doesn't know about!
71. Audience: Ooh, aah...
72. Harry: Why are you oohing and aahing? Oh, I see, pretty fireworks!
73. Hermione: I've been trying to get you to listen to me for the past three months! Why aren't you studying? Get in the library and study! O.W.L.'s are in SOME RANDOM AMOUNT OF MONTHS!
74. Harry: Wow. I've been too obsessed with important things happening that I forgot about my load of homework! And there's a formal event tomorrow! What am I to do?
75. Ginny: I'll go to the formal event with you, Harry!
76. Harry: Yay! I mean...okay, yeah, that works. I'll just do my homework now. *goes off to snow the teachers*
77. Harry: Wow! My homework is done and now I must face the climax! AAH! VOLDEMORT! *in a very small voice* Hide me!
78. Dumbledore: Hey, not to be rude, but dude, Harry, aren't you supposed to be like, the hero?
79. Harry: Man, can't someone else be the hero for a change? Oh, all right. *goes off to be heroic* There, something exiting happened and now I win. Happy now?
80. Dumbledore: Yeah, good, yeah, that works.
81. Everyone: We're all happy now! The climax is over! *sings happy song and does happy dance around the Great Hall* *Hermione and Ron dancing together*
82 Author: Well, Ron and Hermione finally got together in my story - I am happy now! *joins in happy dance*
83. Hermione: Ron! You totally made me forget that we have O.W.L.'s in two hours!
84. Everyone: *stops dancing* WHAT?!
85. McGonagall: Can't we just cancel the frickin' exams?
86. Hermione: NO! *does exams* Oh, yeah, I got twelve! What? It's time to go home now? But now I can't even brag about getting twelve O.W.L.'s!
87. Ron: That's okay, Hermione, I love you anyway. *goes home with everyone else, blushing madly*
~*~
That's my story, and I was prompted to write it with a couple of good reviews! Thanx to Jlyn and Padfoot!