Disclaimer- I own neither the Animes mentioned here in, or Law and Order, I
am however addicted to both. I do own Sharpfang and Legaran Moongara. If
you are wondering about the strange murder weapons, it was an idea that
floated into my head, I think it was from a program on "less than lethal"
weapons and they said that even a bible could be
used as a weapon. So no complaining.
"Case 66090 People v. Alexander Anderson, 8 counts murder in the first degree, two counts attempted murder 1." The bailiff said. "He has been busy. Do I hear a plea?" The judge said. "Not guilty, your honor." Said the lawyer. "You have no right to judge me, only God can judge me and He will reward me for my service." Anderson said. "That's enough, Ms. Moongara, do I hear the people on bail?" "Your honor," Legaran Moongara said. "If I may, the defendant has killed 7 people in cold blood and attacked two police officers, I see no point in allowing him to wander the streets." "I agree. Bail is denied, next case."
"Sharpfang, what you doing here?" Curtis asked. "Watching, I have an interest in this." Sharpfang said. "What is your interest in this?" Curtis asked. "This guy took a crack at me once." Sharpfang said.
"What's this?" Jack McCoy asked, opening the court notice. "Its an extradition request from that woman Integra." "Why?" Legaran asked. "She claims that this guy has committed crimes over there too. How much do we know about this Hellsing organization?" "Not enough, look what is about to walk in the door." Integra and her dark bodyguard had entered the front office. "Show them in." "I take it you got my notice." Integra said, as she sat down. "Yes, and we intend to fight it." McCoy said flatly. "You have no right to try him, your laws do not take into account certain factors about this case." "What factors, this priest murdered six people in cold blood." "I thought it was seven." The bodyguard said. "The last victim was a mugger, he had a sheet a mile long." Moongara said. "We figure it was self defense." "Six of your victims were part of a cult, am I correct?" Integra asked. "What became of the bodies?" "They are still in the morgue, why?" "Alucard, get over there and keep them dead." Integra ordered. Alucard walked through the wall and vanished. The two DAs stared, stunned. "Sorry, you have no jurisdiction to ask for extradition." McCoy said bluntly snapping out of it. Integra glared at him. "If looks could kill." Moongara said under her breath.
"Well, along with Integra's extradition request, we have a notice of intent to get the charges dismissed." Legaran handed the paper to McCoy. "On what grounds?" "On the grounds that we have no evidence." "You deal with Integra and her request, I will deal with the matter of the dismissal."
"Your honor." Integra said, "I stand here as a representative of the government of Her Majesty the Queen of England. You have a criminal wanted by my government for far worse crimes." "Worse than cold blooded murder?" The judge asked. "He has killed several of our military personnel, along with my people." "Your honor, if I may." Legaran said. "We have a strong case against him here, if the British government would like to add its charges to ours, we would have no problem with that, however we have no intention of allowing the suspect to be extradited. Least of all because of some weak argument given by a self righteous official who will not tell us her real reasons." "How dare you!" Integra shouted. "Councilors, you will both address yourselves to me."
"Well, one down, one to go." Legaran said. "I will deal with the dismissal request." McCoy said. "Do you think there is any ground for it." "No, our case will hold up. We have the murder weapon, we pretty much have his confession and we have several witnesses." "What witnesses?" McCoy looked up from his files. "I was not told about any witnesses." "Sharpfang and Legato. Here are their statements." "Why did they come forward?" "Sharpfang told Curtis that our suspect has taken a crack at her before, plus she saw him attack the police officers." "That would explain the crossbow bolts we found." "How did you know she carries a crossbow?" "I found the permits for it. Sharpfang has an interesting set of weapons permits, and I would hate to have her reasons come out on cross." "I will go talk to her."
"Yes?" Sharpfang said, opening the door to Legaran. "I need to talk to you about your rather strange collection." Legaran said.
"Come in." Sharpfang said, opening the door to her. "I heard you had wolves." "Two, Amaroq and Azure. You want to meet them?" Sharpfang whistled and the two wolves trotted in. "Why are you in New York?" Legaran asked. "Simple, we are on vacation, sort of." Sharpfang said. "Sort of?" "The group you have met belong to an organization called the Gung Ho Guns. We are bounty hunters after a fashion. Our last bounty escaped up here, so we followed him. We just need this bounty and then we can really take a vacation, that is if I get through the heads of the rest of them to relax." "And all the weapons, they are part of your job?" "Yah, most of them were gifts when I joined the Gung Ho Guns. I took over from their last leader by frightening him off." "Where are you from?" "Back woods middle of no where." {who are you talking to}{you want some help} Legato walked out of the kitchen. {sorry} "Sorry for all the questions, I just can not afford for the other lawyer to make you into a devil on cross." Legaran explained. "Don't worry, I can handle anything that jerk throws at me. This time I do not have to keep to a script." "What?" "She used to do mock trial at her school." Legato said. "Anything I should know about you?" Legaran asked Legato. "No, nothing of relevance." "I have heard enough witnesses say that and get cut to ribbons on cross." Legaran said bluntly. "I have not murdered anyone, I have done nothing that could be used against me." "What about her?" Legaran said, motioning to Sharpfang. "Could the defense lawyer use her against you?" "No, she is my second in command." "The detectives said that you are very protective of her. Why?" "It is not your concern. If he brings it up, I will make him regret it, I saw his client attack her once, he mentions Sharpfang and I will remind of what she did in self defense." "Self defense. What aren't you telling me Sharpfang?" "The priest substituted in for the preacher at my school once. He made it impossible for me to leave, and then he attacked me with those damn swords, but I defended myself and he was sent limping out of the room."
"So, is there anything that the defense can use?" McCoy asked Legaran as she walked into the office. "No, she might make his head hurt." "Speaking of which, motion of substitution for the defense." "Who?" "Some Vatican lawyer." "Great, lets drag religion into this circus."
"What?" Integra screamed, "You are letting that priest have another of his kind defend him?" "He has that right." McCoy said, completely unphased by the slightly insane lady across the table. He was wonder how she had found out and why she was yelling at him about it. "Integra, calm down. Think about it this way, Sharpfang and her dog get to chew this guy to bits." Alucard pointed out. Legaran looked at him confused, how had he known? "I have been reading your laws and your file has both of their names at least 20 odd times each." He said, pointing to the folder Legaran was holding. "That explains that." Legaran said. "Sharpfang and Legato, here, God, what does it take to kill her? Judging by her actions I thought you had at least permanently injured Legato." "I thought she survived her run in with you?" Alucard said. The two DAs stared at them. "Sorry, let's just say there is history between us and the Gung Ho Guns." Integra said getting up to leave.
"How much weirder is this case going to get?" Legaran asked, staring at the files. "Not much weirder hopefully." McCoy said, "so what do you think she met, about having history with the Gung Ho Guns?" "Judging by her reaction to hearing about it, not good." "And what about that body guard of hers, Alucard is it? What do you make of him?" "He is a vampire." Legaran said bluntly. "You mean like a blood sucker?" McCoy said, laughing. "Come on, Legaran, this case maybe weird but not that weird." "He is a vampire, his eyes are red, he has long fangs, he most definitely a telepath and unless I was seeing things, he can walk through walls." "Ok, aside from that, can this case get any stranger?" "Lets see here, we have a crew of over armed bounty hunters led by a telepathic 17 year old who I am 90 percent sure is not human, a slightly crazed woman and her vampire pet, and a blade happy, self righteous priest with help from the Vatican killing off satanic cult members with bibles." Legaran said, pretending to read the file. "Did I miss anything?" "Yah, a DA with a headache. How do you know those two are telepathic?" "I am too. She gave Legato a chewing out telepathically while I was there. I think they maybe from another world." "I don't care if they have four foot wings and you can talk to animals, lets just take this case and stick it in the win column." McCoy said.
"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, on my honor as a warrior of the Gung Ho Guns." Sharpfang said, taking the stand. The judge stared at her but shrugged, this case was weird enough to begin with. "Please state your name for the record." Legaran said. "Sharpfang the Blackwolf, second of the Gung Ho Guns." "Impressive title, you saw the defendant leaving the scene?" "Yes, I did, he almost knocked me off my feet." "Have you met the defendant before?" "Yes, he tried to kill me once." "Objection, this has no bearing on this." The Vatican lawyer stood up. "Your honor may we approach." The judge signaled them to come up. "What am I going to hear?" The judge asked. "The defendant has attacked the witness, it establishes a pattern of crimes." Moongara said. "No one here has seen this attack, for all we know she is making it up, it is a prior bad act." The Vatican lawyer said. "True, objection sustained, move on councilor." "Moving on," Legaran said, "you also witnessed the defendant attack the two detectives?" "Yes I did. He attacked them with his swords." "Thank you, your witness." "Second of the Gung Ho Guns, interesting, what are the Gung Ho Guns?" "We are just a group." Sharpfang said. "We are up here on vacation." "Just a group whose members are about as well armed as your average militia." "Objection." Moongara yelled. "Where could this possibly be going?" "Sustained, take this a useful direction or sit." The Judge said. "Sharpfang, isn't it true that your associate, Wolfwood was looked at for this murder?" "Yes, but since your client is sitting there, obliviously the police came to their senses." "The reason the police were looking at him for the murder was your rather strange personal protection devise, correct?" "Yes, at least if you are referring to this." Sharpfang placed her katana onto the bar of the witness stand. "That is what I was referring to. You carry this weapon at all times?" "Yes, I also have a carry permit for it." Sharpfang said, reaching into the sheath and pulling out a folded slip of paper and showing it to him. "Here it is if you want to see it." The attorney looked defeated. "How many other weapons do you own?" "Objection." Moongara snapped. "Your Honor, you stopped this before." "Sustained. Move along." The judge ordered. "One other thing, you do not believe in God, do you, you worship two pagan gods? I see the images of your false gods around your neck? You are here to see a priest of God put away for the crimes of your pagan friend?" "Your Honor." Moongara screamed. "Let me answer." Sharpfang said to Moongara. "For starters, Wolfwood is a better priest than your client will ever be, he cares about the people he is preaching to, your client is only interested in causing destruction and fear, I have seen him, second, I am here to see that justice is done, your client attacked the two detectives and for all Alucard's attempts, I am the one who saved the detectives from your client's onslaught. Trust me, given the choice I would not have gotten involved but since the body was dumped at my door, I became involved. May your insults to Anubis and Shou'fang not fall on deaf ears and may the right of revenge be mind." She paused, and picked up her sword. "I am sorry for my outburst Your Honor, and with that I will leave." She got out of the witness box, and bowed, holding her cloak out and her sword across her chest. She then turned and left. "That was unexpected, how much stranger is this case going to get." McCoy asked Legaran. "Hopefully not much stranger, unless he puts Anderson on the stand."
"Case 66090 People v. Alexander Anderson, 8 counts murder in the first degree, two counts attempted murder 1." The bailiff said. "He has been busy. Do I hear a plea?" The judge said. "Not guilty, your honor." Said the lawyer. "You have no right to judge me, only God can judge me and He will reward me for my service." Anderson said. "That's enough, Ms. Moongara, do I hear the people on bail?" "Your honor," Legaran Moongara said. "If I may, the defendant has killed 7 people in cold blood and attacked two police officers, I see no point in allowing him to wander the streets." "I agree. Bail is denied, next case."
"Sharpfang, what you doing here?" Curtis asked. "Watching, I have an interest in this." Sharpfang said. "What is your interest in this?" Curtis asked. "This guy took a crack at me once." Sharpfang said.
"What's this?" Jack McCoy asked, opening the court notice. "Its an extradition request from that woman Integra." "Why?" Legaran asked. "She claims that this guy has committed crimes over there too. How much do we know about this Hellsing organization?" "Not enough, look what is about to walk in the door." Integra and her dark bodyguard had entered the front office. "Show them in." "I take it you got my notice." Integra said, as she sat down. "Yes, and we intend to fight it." McCoy said flatly. "You have no right to try him, your laws do not take into account certain factors about this case." "What factors, this priest murdered six people in cold blood." "I thought it was seven." The bodyguard said. "The last victim was a mugger, he had a sheet a mile long." Moongara said. "We figure it was self defense." "Six of your victims were part of a cult, am I correct?" Integra asked. "What became of the bodies?" "They are still in the morgue, why?" "Alucard, get over there and keep them dead." Integra ordered. Alucard walked through the wall and vanished. The two DAs stared, stunned. "Sorry, you have no jurisdiction to ask for extradition." McCoy said bluntly snapping out of it. Integra glared at him. "If looks could kill." Moongara said under her breath.
"Well, along with Integra's extradition request, we have a notice of intent to get the charges dismissed." Legaran handed the paper to McCoy. "On what grounds?" "On the grounds that we have no evidence." "You deal with Integra and her request, I will deal with the matter of the dismissal."
"Your honor." Integra said, "I stand here as a representative of the government of Her Majesty the Queen of England. You have a criminal wanted by my government for far worse crimes." "Worse than cold blooded murder?" The judge asked. "He has killed several of our military personnel, along with my people." "Your honor, if I may." Legaran said. "We have a strong case against him here, if the British government would like to add its charges to ours, we would have no problem with that, however we have no intention of allowing the suspect to be extradited. Least of all because of some weak argument given by a self righteous official who will not tell us her real reasons." "How dare you!" Integra shouted. "Councilors, you will both address yourselves to me."
"Well, one down, one to go." Legaran said. "I will deal with the dismissal request." McCoy said. "Do you think there is any ground for it." "No, our case will hold up. We have the murder weapon, we pretty much have his confession and we have several witnesses." "What witnesses?" McCoy looked up from his files. "I was not told about any witnesses." "Sharpfang and Legato. Here are their statements." "Why did they come forward?" "Sharpfang told Curtis that our suspect has taken a crack at her before, plus she saw him attack the police officers." "That would explain the crossbow bolts we found." "How did you know she carries a crossbow?" "I found the permits for it. Sharpfang has an interesting set of weapons permits, and I would hate to have her reasons come out on cross." "I will go talk to her."
"Yes?" Sharpfang said, opening the door to Legaran. "I need to talk to you about your rather strange collection." Legaran said.
"Come in." Sharpfang said, opening the door to her. "I heard you had wolves." "Two, Amaroq and Azure. You want to meet them?" Sharpfang whistled and the two wolves trotted in. "Why are you in New York?" Legaran asked. "Simple, we are on vacation, sort of." Sharpfang said. "Sort of?" "The group you have met belong to an organization called the Gung Ho Guns. We are bounty hunters after a fashion. Our last bounty escaped up here, so we followed him. We just need this bounty and then we can really take a vacation, that is if I get through the heads of the rest of them to relax." "And all the weapons, they are part of your job?" "Yah, most of them were gifts when I joined the Gung Ho Guns. I took over from their last leader by frightening him off." "Where are you from?" "Back woods middle of no where." {who are you talking to}{you want some help} Legato walked out of the kitchen. {sorry} "Sorry for all the questions, I just can not afford for the other lawyer to make you into a devil on cross." Legaran explained. "Don't worry, I can handle anything that jerk throws at me. This time I do not have to keep to a script." "What?" "She used to do mock trial at her school." Legato said. "Anything I should know about you?" Legaran asked Legato. "No, nothing of relevance." "I have heard enough witnesses say that and get cut to ribbons on cross." Legaran said bluntly. "I have not murdered anyone, I have done nothing that could be used against me." "What about her?" Legaran said, motioning to Sharpfang. "Could the defense lawyer use her against you?" "No, she is my second in command." "The detectives said that you are very protective of her. Why?" "It is not your concern. If he brings it up, I will make him regret it, I saw his client attack her once, he mentions Sharpfang and I will remind of what she did in self defense." "Self defense. What aren't you telling me Sharpfang?" "The priest substituted in for the preacher at my school once. He made it impossible for me to leave, and then he attacked me with those damn swords, but I defended myself and he was sent limping out of the room."
"So, is there anything that the defense can use?" McCoy asked Legaran as she walked into the office. "No, she might make his head hurt." "Speaking of which, motion of substitution for the defense." "Who?" "Some Vatican lawyer." "Great, lets drag religion into this circus."
"What?" Integra screamed, "You are letting that priest have another of his kind defend him?" "He has that right." McCoy said, completely unphased by the slightly insane lady across the table. He was wonder how she had found out and why she was yelling at him about it. "Integra, calm down. Think about it this way, Sharpfang and her dog get to chew this guy to bits." Alucard pointed out. Legaran looked at him confused, how had he known? "I have been reading your laws and your file has both of their names at least 20 odd times each." He said, pointing to the folder Legaran was holding. "That explains that." Legaran said. "Sharpfang and Legato, here, God, what does it take to kill her? Judging by her actions I thought you had at least permanently injured Legato." "I thought she survived her run in with you?" Alucard said. The two DAs stared at them. "Sorry, let's just say there is history between us and the Gung Ho Guns." Integra said getting up to leave.
"How much weirder is this case going to get?" Legaran asked, staring at the files. "Not much weirder hopefully." McCoy said, "so what do you think she met, about having history with the Gung Ho Guns?" "Judging by her reaction to hearing about it, not good." "And what about that body guard of hers, Alucard is it? What do you make of him?" "He is a vampire." Legaran said bluntly. "You mean like a blood sucker?" McCoy said, laughing. "Come on, Legaran, this case maybe weird but not that weird." "He is a vampire, his eyes are red, he has long fangs, he most definitely a telepath and unless I was seeing things, he can walk through walls." "Ok, aside from that, can this case get any stranger?" "Lets see here, we have a crew of over armed bounty hunters led by a telepathic 17 year old who I am 90 percent sure is not human, a slightly crazed woman and her vampire pet, and a blade happy, self righteous priest with help from the Vatican killing off satanic cult members with bibles." Legaran said, pretending to read the file. "Did I miss anything?" "Yah, a DA with a headache. How do you know those two are telepathic?" "I am too. She gave Legato a chewing out telepathically while I was there. I think they maybe from another world." "I don't care if they have four foot wings and you can talk to animals, lets just take this case and stick it in the win column." McCoy said.
"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, on my honor as a warrior of the Gung Ho Guns." Sharpfang said, taking the stand. The judge stared at her but shrugged, this case was weird enough to begin with. "Please state your name for the record." Legaran said. "Sharpfang the Blackwolf, second of the Gung Ho Guns." "Impressive title, you saw the defendant leaving the scene?" "Yes, I did, he almost knocked me off my feet." "Have you met the defendant before?" "Yes, he tried to kill me once." "Objection, this has no bearing on this." The Vatican lawyer stood up. "Your honor may we approach." The judge signaled them to come up. "What am I going to hear?" The judge asked. "The defendant has attacked the witness, it establishes a pattern of crimes." Moongara said. "No one here has seen this attack, for all we know she is making it up, it is a prior bad act." The Vatican lawyer said. "True, objection sustained, move on councilor." "Moving on," Legaran said, "you also witnessed the defendant attack the two detectives?" "Yes I did. He attacked them with his swords." "Thank you, your witness." "Second of the Gung Ho Guns, interesting, what are the Gung Ho Guns?" "We are just a group." Sharpfang said. "We are up here on vacation." "Just a group whose members are about as well armed as your average militia." "Objection." Moongara yelled. "Where could this possibly be going?" "Sustained, take this a useful direction or sit." The Judge said. "Sharpfang, isn't it true that your associate, Wolfwood was looked at for this murder?" "Yes, but since your client is sitting there, obliviously the police came to their senses." "The reason the police were looking at him for the murder was your rather strange personal protection devise, correct?" "Yes, at least if you are referring to this." Sharpfang placed her katana onto the bar of the witness stand. "That is what I was referring to. You carry this weapon at all times?" "Yes, I also have a carry permit for it." Sharpfang said, reaching into the sheath and pulling out a folded slip of paper and showing it to him. "Here it is if you want to see it." The attorney looked defeated. "How many other weapons do you own?" "Objection." Moongara snapped. "Your Honor, you stopped this before." "Sustained. Move along." The judge ordered. "One other thing, you do not believe in God, do you, you worship two pagan gods? I see the images of your false gods around your neck? You are here to see a priest of God put away for the crimes of your pagan friend?" "Your Honor." Moongara screamed. "Let me answer." Sharpfang said to Moongara. "For starters, Wolfwood is a better priest than your client will ever be, he cares about the people he is preaching to, your client is only interested in causing destruction and fear, I have seen him, second, I am here to see that justice is done, your client attacked the two detectives and for all Alucard's attempts, I am the one who saved the detectives from your client's onslaught. Trust me, given the choice I would not have gotten involved but since the body was dumped at my door, I became involved. May your insults to Anubis and Shou'fang not fall on deaf ears and may the right of revenge be mind." She paused, and picked up her sword. "I am sorry for my outburst Your Honor, and with that I will leave." She got out of the witness box, and bowed, holding her cloak out and her sword across her chest. She then turned and left. "That was unexpected, how much stranger is this case going to get." McCoy asked Legaran. "Hopefully not much stranger, unless he puts Anderson on the stand."