A typical evening with Inuyasha and the gang.
Welcome to my first fic. ^^;; Please be kind by reviewing, even if it's to scream at me for writing something so tacky. This fanfic was beta-read by Tifa, as everything else I write will be. Tifa is great. Hail Tifa. She's writing this right now. O__o;
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(Kagome and Sango are relaxing in a hot spring.)
Kagome: Sango, do you get the feeling...
Sango: That someone is watching us?
Kagome: Yeah.
Sango: Kind of. It's probably not Inuyasha and Miroku, though.
(The girls imagine Inuyasha and Miroku with bumps on their heads, lying comatose behind some bushes. Sango and Kagome sigh happily.)
Kagome: Hey... Did you just hear something?
Sango: It's coming from over there!
(Sango points to a nearby bush. Kagome grins.)
Kagome: I have an idea! SIT!!!
(The bush is flattened as Inuyasha falls out of a tree.)
Inuyasha: AHHH!!!
Kagome: You little spy!
Sango: Hm, something's under Inuyasha...?
(Inuyasha shifts uncomfortably as the bush under him wriggles.)
Sango: HOUSHI-SAMA!!
Inuyasha: RUN!
(Inuyasha gets up and Miroku shoves out from under him. The two take off into the forest by the hot spring.)
Kagome: I'll handle Inuyasha. Go after Miroku!
Sango: Right!
Kagome: SITSITSIT!!!!
(Inuyasha falls. Sango laughs evilly, pulls a towel around herself, and heads into the forest.)
Kagome: What do you think you were doing, Inuyasha?!
Inuyasha: Nothing...just...
Kagome: SIT!!!
*CRASH*
(Sango, meanwhile, is on Miroku's tail. Miroku is panicked.)
Sango: Why are you running??
Miroku: Ah... Because I'm a chicken?
Sango: Good answer.
(Miroku is nearly out of breath and slows down.)
Miroku: Will you stop now!?
Sango: Say the magic word!
Miroku: SORRY!!
Sango: Good. Oh, one more thing...
(Miroku is flattened with the Hiraikotsu.)
Miroku: ...Ow...
(By a campfire several yards away, Shippou is happily munching on an apple.)
Shippou: And so, life goes on...