(Some kind of disclaimer stuff: I didn't put this on the last one, but I
don't own Trigun. Someone else owns Trigun and they probably have more
people so if they want it back they can kick my ass for it or take my
computer or whatever. So I really /don't/ own Wolfwood after all, but I can
still dream. Er. Anyway. On another note, Kuroneko and Hirei are mine.
MINE!)
(anyway.)
Kuroneko stood on the front porch of his new house somewhere on the desert planet, watching Hirei jump around screaming at the top of her lungs happily. He also noted a new neighbor walking past their house, looking at them both a bit. First thing through Kuroneko's mind: Pretty girl. In fact, she was quite pretty for a desert planet to yield. He smiled at her and she smiled back... And just as Kuroneko thought he had a good chance with her, Hirei was "playing" with her, which involved jumping and clawing her, and burning her hair.
Looking towards the sky and imploring to the Gods, he whined in a very manly, cat like whine that Hirei needed to be sent away to military school or boarding school or at the very /least/ put into the hands of a capable babysitter so she couldn't scare potential girlfriends and drinking buddies away before they realized that it wasn't his fault that his daughter was a psychotic pyro. Well, not entirely his fault.
And because it was still sort of his fault, the only God that cared to answer him was the God of the planet Gunsmoke-Kuroneko-sama. And this amazing cat knew that Hirei really did need a babysitter, but she was pissed at Kuroneko for stealing her beautiful name. So she did him a favor in a weird way. She picked out the best potential babysitters, and made sure they were the ones who answered his ads.... Tune in next week.... Or next month... Or tomorrow... Whatever... To see if they can deal with the five year old evil that is Hirei! Laugh at their torture!
And laugh at Kuroneko. The guy. He'll never get a girl.
(There ya go. Short... But I'll update soon. I SWEAR!)
(anyway.)
Kuroneko stood on the front porch of his new house somewhere on the desert planet, watching Hirei jump around screaming at the top of her lungs happily. He also noted a new neighbor walking past their house, looking at them both a bit. First thing through Kuroneko's mind: Pretty girl. In fact, she was quite pretty for a desert planet to yield. He smiled at her and she smiled back... And just as Kuroneko thought he had a good chance with her, Hirei was "playing" with her, which involved jumping and clawing her, and burning her hair.
Looking towards the sky and imploring to the Gods, he whined in a very manly, cat like whine that Hirei needed to be sent away to military school or boarding school or at the very /least/ put into the hands of a capable babysitter so she couldn't scare potential girlfriends and drinking buddies away before they realized that it wasn't his fault that his daughter was a psychotic pyro. Well, not entirely his fault.
And because it was still sort of his fault, the only God that cared to answer him was the God of the planet Gunsmoke-Kuroneko-sama. And this amazing cat knew that Hirei really did need a babysitter, but she was pissed at Kuroneko for stealing her beautiful name. So she did him a favor in a weird way. She picked out the best potential babysitters, and made sure they were the ones who answered his ads.... Tune in next week.... Or next month... Or tomorrow... Whatever... To see if they can deal with the five year old evil that is Hirei! Laugh at their torture!
And laugh at Kuroneko. The guy. He'll never get a girl.
(There ya go. Short... But I'll update soon. I SWEAR!)