This chapter has a lot of quotes from 'Kung Pow' so if you send me crap saying 'oh you are SO uncool 'cause you copied those jokes from a move' I'll….be sad.
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"Wow Kaiba, that really sucked!"
"Shut up you little dog!"
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!! Oh yea, the contest…okay I'm going to sing a very a song that I'm very dick-ted to! That's right, All the Thing She Said:
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running throw my head
Running throw my head
Running throw my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running throw my head
Running throw my head
Running throw my head
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH!"
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"Wow Yugi, there still at it!"
"Yea…"
"What is Kaiba doing?" They looked, and Kaiba about ready to fall.
"I can't do this anymore!" Kaiba yelled and fell on the floor. Jonouchi walked up to him and saw the computer chip.
"What the?" he took it out the chip and looked at it.
"NO THEY FOUND THE CHIP!" someone yelled.
Jackson, O'Donald, Bobby, and Cosby walked on the stage. "I am government man. I am from the government. The government has sent me," said Bobby.
"No you're not," Jonouchi said, "government people wear cool glasses."
"What do you think I'm wearing?" said Jackson
"But when did start carring around umbrellas?"
"There not government people at all there aliens!" one person in the crowd yelled.
"Never mind! Just give us that chip!"
"What was it for? And why was is it in HIS body?" Jonouchi yelled.
"Just give us the damn ship!" said Cosby.
"NO!!"
"I brought you into this world and I can take out!! Now give it!!!"
"What? But you're not my dad."
"If we tell you what it does, will you give it to us?"
"I guess…"
"Okay it's to keep Mary Popins away from this town."
"I knew it! She IS real!"
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"Big brother are you alright?"
Seto opened his eyes, "Wha-what happened?"
"We just found a computer chip in your head and these people are trying to take it away." Kaiba stood up and started to limp to the strange people. "What are you doing Seto?"
"I want my revenge!"
"Kaiba what's going on? Do you know these people?"
He glared at them, "yes." He weak walked a few more steps, "HEY YOU SLIME!"
"Oh, your still alive Kaiba," O'Donald said.
"Yea, and now I'm gonna rip out your liver and serve it to rats!"
"Well it looks like you know what's going on. Can you explain it to us?" the announcer handed the microphone to kaiba.
"They used me as a little pig for their experiment, witch was to get money! You see that was not me singing up there, they were controlling me. And if I did win the contest they'd make me say things like 'they trained me' or some other shit. And once the people saw how nice they were being to the community and the 'little people' they'd start liking them agen. When they get enough fans they would start selling produces. AND THIS IS ALL TO GET MONEY!"
The cops started to walk on the stage holding guns and other weapons. When Yugi saw this he ran to get the microphone, "Cops please do not kill these old celebrates that no one likes any more. Because killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab!"
"Fine we won't kill then we'll just put them in jail," the lead cop said. So they put handcuffs on them and took them to the cars.
"Now Jonouchi since Kaiba did cheat you are crowned the dumbest man of all men!" the announcer said.
"WHAT! DUMBEST MAN!?!? I did not read that in the flyer."
"Yea, we typed that in VERY small font so more people would join and participate."
"So I'm the dumbest one here? Oh well."
"Now we would like to ask you some questions. One, what are some fun facts about you?"
"Well my nipples sort of look like milkduds."
"Okay, we DID NOT want to hear that. Question two, what is the most memorable moment in your life?"
"When I saw a deer about a minute after it was run over. Its chunks of flesh were glistening in the sun. It was beautiful!"
"That makes me hungry. Okay three, what's your favorite band?"
"I really enjoy the band...Nsync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not, there should be. Well, I have to go back to my hotel now."
"Remember Simba-"
"I'm not Simba."
"Just remember, this has been brought to you by CNN…CNN…CNN."
"Wha-?!? I'm gonna be on CNN?!?!" He stood there with his mouth open, standing almost like a statue, and his friend picked him and carried him home.
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I told you I had a lot of quotes. All I have to say to end this chapter is "ooeeooeeooeeooeeooee!" XD