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Why Mewtwo hates baking. (and everything else to do with cooking)

One peaceful day mewtwo was lying on his couch taking a nap, when he smelled something that didn't fit.

Mewtwo: Mew! What is that smell?

Mew: (Out of the kitchen) I'm baking.

Mewtwo: Baking?! (rushes into kitchen)

Mew: Yes, baking.

Mewtwo: Do you know what you are doing?

Mew: Yes! Of course! I've done this lots of times. I'd know this procedure in my sleep! (Takes a look at open cook-book)

Mewtwo: Right.

Mew: Just go back to sleep.

Mewtwo: I hope that you realize that I do not take responsibility for anything that you...

Mew: GO!!!

Mewtwo: Fine. (returns to couch in lounge room)

10 minutes later

Mewtwo: (sniffs air) Is something burning?

Mew: (from kitchen) No, everything's fine.

Mewtwo: Right.

Another 10 minutes later

Mewtwo: I am sure that something is burning.

Mew: Abandon House!!!!

Mewtwo: What? (flames come out of kitchen)

Mewtwo: Mew!

Mew: (from outside) out here!

Mewtwo: (Runs out of house just moments before it explodes) My couch!

Mew: My cakes!

Mewtwo: Mew!!

Mew: Uh Oh!

(sandbag falls on Mewtwo)

THE END