IN THE FUTURE
Parody of 'In This Diary' by The Ataris
Written by Philip Moore
Here in this future time
People walk around the streets naked
Black boxes covering their part
They'll be blensball and suicide booth
Sounds like a killer time
Now let's follow the adventures of Fry
In the year 1999
Fry made a delivery
To a false address in uptown New York
He fell in a cryogenic chamber
Now let's fast forwrd one thousand years
CHORUS
Y2K isn't half as good as Y3K
It beats the pants off of our time
Cloning's not perfected, specimens live for a week
But eventually we'll finnaly get it right
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Once there he befriended a robot
A drinking, swearing porn addict
Who fixes dirt-cheap cockfights just to pass the time
And a hot cyclops who kicks butt
A tube system passes through the town
Sucks passengers on demand
Tons of planets home to robots and diesease
And soft drinks made of human flesh and other unknown stuff
They say it's made of Slurm worm doo
CHORUS
Get it right
Get it right
CHORUS
CHORUS
Parody of 'In This Diary' by The Ataris
Written by Philip Moore
Here in this future time
People walk around the streets naked
Black boxes covering their part
They'll be blensball and suicide booth
Sounds like a killer time
Now let's follow the adventures of Fry
In the year 1999
Fry made a delivery
To a false address in uptown New York
He fell in a cryogenic chamber
Now let's fast forwrd one thousand years
CHORUS
Y2K isn't half as good as Y3K
It beats the pants off of our time
Cloning's not perfected, specimens live for a week
But eventually we'll finnaly get it right
*
Once there he befriended a robot
A drinking, swearing porn addict
Who fixes dirt-cheap cockfights just to pass the time
And a hot cyclops who kicks butt
A tube system passes through the town
Sucks passengers on demand
Tons of planets home to robots and diesease
And soft drinks made of human flesh and other unknown stuff
They say it's made of Slurm worm doo
CHORUS
Get it right
Get it right
CHORUS
CHORUS