Chapter One: Attack of the Doughnut Squad

Disclaimer: I don't own Vash or Knives. Chi and Chu are names I stole from my sisters Lord of the Rings Fanfic. I'm Chi. ^_^

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Vash the Stampede glanced over to his brother, who was standing on a dusty path.

"I think we're lost." Vash commented from where he sat in the shade, resting after a long time of walking.

"I know that." Knives said sharply. "We probably wouldn't be if SOMEONE hadn't hocked our map in for doughnuts!" Knives glared at Vash with a growl.

"Oh, that was our map?" Vash asked with wide eyes. "I wondered why I got so many doughnuts for a scrap of paper with scribbling on it..."

At that, Knives began to beat Vash over the head with his fists. "I drew that map, you fool! This is all your fault!"

"How is this my fault?! That map wasn't leading us anywhere!" Vash tackled Knives, fighting back. They wrestled around for a long moment, unaware that while they were wrestling, they slipped in to a Dimension Warp Portal. Finally, the noise from their growling stomachs caused them to stop. They sat on the grass together, sighing deeply.

"I'm starving." Vash complained.

"Food would be good right now." Knives agreed.

"Very good." Vash nodded his head. They both sighed again. They sat in near-silence, listening to only the grumble of their stomachs. Until a strange noise caught their attention.

"It's coming from those bushes!" Vash whispered, as they both crawled over to the bushed indicated. Cautiously, they peeked through the bushes.

And on the other side of the bushes...

"It's such a nice day for a picnic!" A girl sang out loud, walking beside her sister. Both had their hair pulled back in to ponytails of the "no-nonsense" variety, and wore glasses on their face.

"Do you think this is far enough?" The one with dark brown (almost black) hair asked her younger sister, the one who had been singing.

"Sure, why not?" She set the picnic basket down, brushing a lock of dark blonde (though some would say brown) hair out of her face. They unfolded their blanket to sit on, smoothing it over the cool grass. It certainly was a beautiful day for a picnic. The sun was warm, shedding its golden rays upon the earth, and the air was filled with a gentle breeze, keeping it from being too warm. They began to unpack their picnic basket, covering the blanket with delicious-looking foods.

"You know the one thing that would make this situation perfect?" The blonde girl, (whom we will call 'Chi' for our purposes) asked, reclining her head toward the other girl.

"What?" The dark-haired girl (who, by the same token, shall be referred to as 'Chu') asked, setting a plate full of brownies on the blanket.

Chi grinned. "A bishounen of course!" She named their one desire loudly with a laugh.

"Like who? Akio?" Chu asked in an appalled tone. (A.N. No offence to Akio fans, he's just NOT one of our favorites!)

"I should hope not!" Chi replied around a gale of laughter. She paused thoughtfully. "No, I think something more like... Marron." She grinned foolishly, having a happy delusion about a beautiful bishounen.

"Why Marron?" Chu frowned, digging for the forks in the picnic basket.

"'Cause, he's GORGEOUS!" She giggled hyperly. Chu smacked her on the head with the now-empty picnic basket.

"Look. It's all well and good if you have a happy delusion. But can't you at least pick an anime that we BOTH have nice bishounen from?"

"Like... Dragonball?" Chi asked. They both roared with laughter, which is the sound that caught the attention of Vash and Knives.

"No, I wouldn't call Piccolo gorgeous by any means." Chu wiped a "tear from laughter" from her eye.

"Nor would I refer to Radditz that way." They burst out laughing again, laughing for a long time.

"No, no, no." Chu finally said as the laughter began to die down. "I think that Knives and Vash would be a good choice, though."

"Maybe..." Chi paused dramatically. "But we didn't bring any doughnuts!"

"NO DOUGHNUTS?!!!" Vash's agonized shriek from the bushes startled them. "YOU MADE A WHOLE PICNIC, AND YOU DIDN'T BRING DOUGHNUTS?!!!" Vash rolled out of the bushes, sobbing. Chu and Chi watched, dumbstruck.

"I want doughnuts! I want doughnuts! I want doughnuts! I WANT DOUGHNUTS!" Vash sobbed, throwing a temper tantrum.

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How will we react to Vash and Knives? R&R, plaese! Suggestions are accepted! ^_^ \/