Chapter 2: Doughnut! Dinner. Doughnut!

Disclaimer: I don't own Vash or Knives. Chi and Chu are names stolen from my sister's Lord of the Rings fanfic. Read it, 'kay?

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Enjoy!

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"Is... That... Vash...?" Chi squawked quietly.

"Uhnnn." Chu replied. They both just stared as the legendary gunfighter whose very name struck fear in to the hearts of people rolled around on the grass, sobbing because he was hungry.

A moment later, when Vash's temper tantrum had lead him perilously close to the picnic blanket, Knives leapt out from behind the bushes, tackling Vash.

"GET AWAY FROM THE FOOD, DOUGHNUT-BRAIN!!!" He yelled, pummeling Vash.

"And... Knives?" Chu 'chuu-ed' quietly.

"Uhnnn." Chi replied in turn. Both girls stood perfectly still, watching the brothers wrestle in the grass. Finally they stopped by the picnic blanket and each picked up a sandwich.

"Itadakimasu." They said together and began to devour the picnic.

"Hey! That's ours!" Chi protested in a whining tone, and started to make a 'threatening' step toward them.

"Wait a sec! Chi, do you know what this means?" Chu asked, grabbing Chi's arm to prevent her from advancing any more.

"That they're going to eat all the food and we're going to be left hungry?" Chi asked in an explicit tone.

"Well that too. But look! There's two bishounen, and two of us! Doesn't that make sense to you?" Chu asked excitedly.

"Uhmm... Uhmm... It means that... They'll eat both of our food?" Chi answered in question form. As they discussed this with each other, the picnic was quickly consumed by the starving bishounen.

"Thank you for the meal!" They smiled happily.

"Ack! They did eat it all!" Chi knelt down beside the empty containers, tears growing in her eyes.

"We're sorry for the trouble, but we were so hungry, and..." Vash laughed happily. "Your picnic was so good! Thank you for sharing with us."

"Like you even asked permission before you ate it all..." Chi grumbled.

"What was that?" Knives asked in a semi-dangerous tone.

"Nothing, nothing, Knives-sama!" Chu grinned, sitting beside him.

"Oh yeah?" Chi asked defiantly.

"Ne, calm down, oneechan! It's all fine!" Vash said in a 'everything-is-fine-typical-Vash-tone'.

"Don't you call me Oneechan! I'm younger than you are! By about a hundred years!" Chi squawked indignantly.

"Really?" Vash asked with wide eyes. "Boy, I was calling you 'oneechan' to be nice, Obaasan!"

Vas was voicing one of the things that annoyed Chi the most: being "mistaken" for old on purpose.

"AUUUUUG!" Chi lunged at Vash in a vain attempt to damage him, but as always, Vash's luck preserved him. Chi tripped on her own foot and crashed in to Vash head-first. Our heads collided and everything went black.

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"Vash! Speak to me!" Knives was shaking Vash's shoulders vigorously.

"Owwieeeee..." Vash whined, sitting up. "Wow, that could have been really bad!" He grinned.

"Idiot!" Knives konked him on the head. "Why didn't you move out of her way and let her hit the ground?"

"Because if I had, she would have been impaled on that stick." Vash pointed out, rubbing his back, where the stick had poked him.

"VASH!" I yelled, sitting up. "YOUR HEAD IS HARD! LIKE GOURRY'S!" Chi cried, sitting up. Chu burst out laughing. Knives looked at her strangely.

"Chu... Ne, let's go out to eat... I'm starving." Chi whined, grabbing Chu's arm.

"I hope you have money, then." Chu replied. "My purse is EMPTY!"

"Aww... Okay, fine. I'll pay." Chi agreed.

"Great! Where are we going?" Vash asked. We looked at him.

"What? You're still hungry?" Knives asked.

"Yep! Let's go get some doughnuts!" Vash grinned. We all stared at him for a long moment.

"Fine. Let's go!" Chi cried.

"Go!" Vash agreed.

"Doughnuts!" Chi cried again.

"Doughnuts!" Vash cried with joy. Finally, Chu and Knives gave in.

"Doughnuts!" We all cried, and set off in Chu's car for the doughnut shop.

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Ah! Should that be all? Should there be more? Should something happen next? Tell me in a review! ^_^ \/