AUTHOR'S NOTE: Okay, NOW I have way to much time on my hands. This takes place in the mind of Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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The Star Wars Child Conspiracy Theory
by Mona Lisa
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Has anybody else noticed the similarities between Anakin Skywalker and Boba Fett? Call me crazy, I honestly do not care. As a jedi, I must be very observant. Sometimes, we are too observant. For many years, I have been trying to figure this out, my study time even going beyond the grave. But alas! there has been no avail.
Some may question my sanity. How could Anakin Skywalker possibly be related to Boba Fett? Let me present the evidence:
To begin, Anakin Skywalker was roughly ten years old when we found him on Tatooine. Ten years later, we found the roughly ten year old Boba Fett on Kamino.
Anakin's mother Shmi was a single parent, who supposedly did not work with another individual to conceive her son. Therefore, Anakin was born with only one parent. Boba Fett's father Jango was a single parent, who had the Kaminoins clone an exact replica of himself to raise as a son. Therefore, Boba was born with only one parent.
Anakin grew up to become Darth Vader, the dreaded sith lord who wore a black helmet. Boba grew up to be Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy, who wore a blue and gray helmet.
A critical event that led Anakin down the path to the dark side was the death of Shmi, who died in his arms. A critical event that led Boba down the path to the dark side was the death of Jango, who was decapitated by a jedi knight in front of the ten year old Boba.
Darth Vader grew to hate the jedi. Boba Fett grew to hate the jedi as well.
Do you still think I am a crazy old man? Perhaps. Perhaps not. But I still wonder why this all ended up the way it did. Coincidence? Perhaps.
Something is at work here. I do not know if it is the Force or just the crazed mind of George Lucas. We may never know the answer to this mystery. I believe it is a conspiracy. I do not know what they represent or where they will strike next. All I can say is, beware of ten year old boys in this universe.
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I normally write a first draft, but not for this one, so I am sorry
if it sucks. Actually, this problem has been bothering me for quiet some
time. Does anyone here have any idea what George Lucas' obsession with
ten year old boys that have one parent and grow up to be evil is? Please
review if you do (or don't.)
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