Annie's Notes: Hey all!!! I'm back with ACT 4!!! Yay!!! Oooo… that rhymes…
Disclaimers: YYH not mine but Togashi-sama's… okay? The songs? Not mine either…
ACT 4: scene 1
(some street near Kurama's school… Kurama is running…)
Kurama: This isn't happening to me!!! (He reaches school and enters it hurriedly. He finds his classroom and puts his books and bag down.) Yes! I made it!!! *catches breath*
(Enter Kaitou) Kaitou: Kurama! Where have you been? You look like you just entered running.
Kurama (still catching his breath): I did.
Kaitou: Uhh… that's odd… what happened?
Kurama: Hiei.
Kaitou: Hiei happened? *puzzled*
Kurama: He's been staying in my room for the last few days and he's been making a mess out of everything… especially my schedule.
Kaitou: Well, *sigh* that's too bad… *pats Kurama's back*
Kurama: I know…
(The bell rings and everybody gets ready for class… meanwhile…)
Act 4: scene 2
(Yuusuke's school… Yuusuke is inside his classroom O_o… together with Kuwabara and some classmates.)
Yuusuke (complaining and scratching his head like he'll find some answer there): Why am I here so early?!
Kuwabara: Yeah, why are you here so early?
(Keiko (enters): Yuusuke!!! You're early!!)
Yuusuke (did not hear Keiko): Shut up will ya!!
Keiko (glaring at Yuusuke; scary low voice): Nani?!
Yuusuke (frightened like a little pussy cat; stammers): K… k… Keiko…. Eh… hehe… hehe… *to himself* Why do I have such bad luck… (Keiko slaps him hard and exits fuming… and mumbling to herself) Oww… *cringes in pain*
Kuwabara: *blink, blink* That must have hurt…
Yuusuke: This is all your fault!!
Kuwabara: Nani?! How did it become my fault?! You're the one who keeps up with Keiko!!! I don't even know how you can stand her!!!
Yuusuke (mumbles): And I don't know how Yukina can stand you…
Kuwabara: Urameshi, say that again!!!
Yuusuke: What I mean to say is… (music plays… everyone looks at Yuusuke)
*sings*
She can
kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your face with her casual strikes
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She shrieks like a child
But she's always a woman to me
She can lead you to live
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she'll never believe you
And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free
She steals like a thief
But she's always a woman to me
Oh, she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh, and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind
She will promise you more
Than the Garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly slap you
And laugh while you're screamin'
But she'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she's always a woman to me
She is frequently kind
And she's suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She's nobody's fool
But she can't be convicted
She's earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw some glares at you
But she's always a woman to me
(Everyone: oooooooh…) (Kuwabara: I don't think you answered my question…)
(Bell rings and everyone takes their places as Keiko comes back in and the teacher enters their classroom and greets them.)
Act 4: scene 3
(Afternoon, classes are over and everyone is dismissed. Setting is outside Kurama's school and everyone is waiting for him.)
Keiko (to Yuusuke): What's this I hear about you singing in class?
Yuusuke (playing innocent): Me? Sing? In class? That's impossible! Keiko, you shouldn't believe in those gossips you hear around with your friends!!!
Kuwabara: Yeah right, I heard you sing!!! I was there!! (gets punched by Yuusuke and drops on the floor.)
Keiko: Whatever you say…
Yuusuke: By the way, where's Botan? *looks around*
Botan (pops out like a kitty cat): You called?
Kuwabara: Why is everyone popping out of nowhere?!
Botan (ignores Kuwabara): Anyway…
Yuusuke: Right… Anyway, Botan… uhh… why are you here again?
Keiko: She's on vacation.
Botan: That's right!
Yuusuke: Oh yeah… now I remember…
(Shizuru enters looking harrased.)
Shizuru (panting): Kurama? Where are you?!
(Kurama enters in the scene with Kaitou.)
Kurama: Looks like there's a reunion here. *spots Shizuru* Shizuru?
(synchronized)
Keiko: What happened to you?
Yuusuke: Where's the culprit?
Kuwabara: Who did this to you?!
Botan: It's so good to see you!!!
(Everyone except Shizuru drops anime style.)
Shizuru (gripping Kurama's collar): I can't take it anymore!!!!
Kurama (sweatdrop): Calm down Shizuru… onegai?
(Everyone is watching them carefully.)
Shizuru (still gripping Kurama's collar; is in rage): Calm down? You expect me to calm down? Kurama that kid almost burned my house down!!!! And you tell me to calm down!!! That is something I cannot do!!! I cannot calm down you hear me?! I CANNOT CALM DOWN!!!!! *shakes kurama vigorously* (kurama is very dizzy now and looks like a distant relative of kenshin… oro? ^_^; )
Kaitou (sweatdrop): uhh… You're talking about Hiei… right?
Shizuru (still gripping Kurama's collar; throws a glare at Kaitou): YES!!! That happens to be the NAME of that little KOORIME who almost burned my HOUSE down!!!!!
Kaitou (in SD form): Uhmm… *fixes glasses* he's right there… *points towards Hiei who is walking happily listening to a Walkman* (everyone is in SD form and looks at Hiei's direction)
Hiei (humming a random tune): dum… dum… tum… dum dum… *spots the group* Huh? *hides walkman*
Yuusuke (whispering to Botan): Did you see what I just saw? *Botan nods*
Shizuru (shocked; releases Kurama, who falls down on the ground): Kurama! *points at Hiei* Do something!!
Kurama (very dizzy and is not in his right mind): You are talking to I. R.?
Yuusuke (decides to butt in for no reason at all): hehehe… I love that cartoon, for… I.M. Weasel!! (says it weasel style) *everyone sweat drops*
Botan (pats Kurama's head like a little puppy): Poor little thing…
Kurama (snaps back to reality and sees Botan looking down straight at him): Botan? *Botan smiles*
Hiei: Ningens…
Act 4: scene 4
(setting is in Koenma's office… Koenma is by the door)
Koenma (in teenage form; dramatically): George I'm going in!! (a/n: think war flicks… those dramatic parts? Hehehe…)
George: But Koenma-sama…
Koenma: You don't understand George… I have to do this…
George: But… Koenma-sama you'll get hurt!!!
Koenma (puzzled look): What do you mean get hurt?! I'm just going to Ningenkai to see how Botan's doing!
George (knowingly) : Ahh Koenma-sama… you will never learn… *gets bonked in the head 3 times*
Koenma (just getting over his anger): Sheesh… (exits)
George (has three bumps on his head): Koenma-sama! Wait for me!! (exits)
Annie's Notes: hehehe… okay… I personally don't like this chapter… anyway… REVIEW!! Onegai shimasu!!
Disclaimers: "She's Always A Woman" is not mine… I got the lyrics at… uhh… oh wow, I forgot… But it was from "The Stranger Released". I think it was a play or something… in 1972… Oh yeah, I changed some lyrics too… to fit Keiko's character… a little bit… ^_^;
More Annie's Notes: Okay, I will start blabbering…
AnameiQueen: Uhh… you plan to use this script?! Wow… uhh… I'm flattered, but uhh… make sure you give me some credit too… okay? I worked hard for this!!
Micchy no koibitou: Can you please sign up before you review?! And yes, I was watching with Chris' freaking side comments…
Kreuz4eva: hello!!! If ever you need some help in writing stuff, just email me okay? Well, in that case, if anyone needs help in anything, just email me!! I'll see what I can do… as for making Botan sing "Cry" by Mandy Moore… Why not? But this Musical still has a long way to go before it reaches that part… Are you willing to wait for that long?
Misty: Yup! A Walk To Remember… that was Hiei's dream… and,
you took up Iliad?! Cool… ^_^
The
Stranger Released: 1977
Someone: *pat pat pat* Don't worry about not having an email add… but if you do get one, tell me okay? Neh, I didn't see you in the chat room… L