ACT 5: scene 1
(Setting is in Kurama's house… Kaitou has left for home, everyone else is there. Hiei is sitting in a corner)
Yuusuke (bouncing up and down the sofa): Kurama I just love your house!!! It's so big!!
Kurama (tries to persuade Yuusuke): Uhh… Yuusuke don't-
Shizuru (angrily): Stay put will ya!!! (Yuusuke does as he was told)
Kuwabara (to himself): She sure has a hot head…
Shizuru: I heard that! And SHUT UP!!! (Everyone except Hiei: *blink, blink*)
Kurama: Okay… uhh… Shizuru?
Shizuru: WHAT?!
Kurama: Could you… uhh… please lower your voice down… just a little bit?
Shizuru: *blink, blink* Oh… okay…
Kurama (sighs in relief): Thank you…
Yuusuke: Can I start?
Kurama: Sure.
Yuusuke: Uhh… what exactly is Hiei doing here?
Kuwabara: I know… what's the shrimp got to do anyway? (Hiei: Hn. Baka ningens…)
Shizuru (sarcastically nice): I told you to shut your mouth up didn't I? *Kuwabara nods* Well, you better follow my order or you wouldn't want to know what I'm planning on doing to you when you do not follow it!!! *sarcastic evil smile*
Botan: Wow…
Yuusuke: As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted *glares at Kuwabara who is now sulking* What is Hiei doing here?
Keiko (worried look): Don't tell me there's a new enemy.
Botan: Don't worry Keiko! I'm sure the guys can handle this! (unsure) Right? Kurama?
Kurama (looks at Botan for a while and looks away): Botan… Keiko, Yuusuke… and Kuwabara. There is no enemy. Hiei is here because… uhh… *is looking for a logical answer to give them* Shizuru you tell them!
Shizuru: What? I don't know why he's here either…
Kurama: Hiei never said anything… he just came and… there. (Everyone looks at Hiei.)
Hiei (is playing with imaginary cars): Vroom! Vroom! Grrrrrrrr….. rrrrrrrrrr…
Shizuru (goes to Kurama and grips his collar and starts shaking him again; sobbing): Do something please!!! I don't want to baby-sit him anymore!!! *sob*
Everyone: Baby-sit?!
Keiko (to shizuru) : I can imagine the torture you're going through…
Kurama (sweat drop): I'll see what I can do… okay? *Shizuru releases her grip* (sigh of relief from Kurama)
Yuusuke (stopping himself from laughing): He came all the way here just to be baby-sat on?! Mwahahahahaha!!! I'm sorry… I just can't help it!!! Hahahahahahaha!!
Kuwabara: *sulk, sulk, sulk* Can I go home now?
Shizuru: Go ahead… (Kuwabara (to himself): That shrimp is making my sister nuts!!! I have to do something about this… *exits as he thinks of an evil plan; snicker*)
Keiko: I have to go too… C'mon Yuusuke. *drags a laughing yuusuke along with her* Botan, are you coming?
Botan: No, I'll just follow… okay?
Keiko: Oh… well then, we'll just think of something to uhh… just something to help you with Hiei okay? Ja! (exits with Yuusuke who still laughing)
Shizuru: So, now what?
Botan (looking at Hiei's direction who is still playing): Is he really like that?
Shizuru: Yup, he is. *starts smoking*
Kurama (panicking): Shizuru, don't do that!!
Shizuru (blowing smoke out of her mouth): Why? (random beeps are heard)
Kurama (looks defeated or something): Because of this. (water showers down from the ceiling.)
Act 5: scene 2
(Koenma and George are in Yuusuke's house together with Atsuko, who is drunk and is still holding a bottle-full of beer.)
Atsuko (laughing hard): My son! My son!! Mwahahahaha!!! He sure does the craziest things!! Mwahahahaha!!!
Koenma (sweat drop): Ehehehehe… he sure does… *sweat drops more*
George: *blink. blink* *smiles*
Atsuko (hands them a drink): *gulp* Wanna have some? It's really good!
George (gets the drink): Ariga- *gets hit by Koenma*
Koenma: *innocent smile* Uhh… that's really nice of you… but… *shocked look*
Atsuko (trying to make Koenma drink): OPEN WIDE!!!! (successfully makes Koenma drink) (a/n: uhh… think of some crazy dentist (holding a beer bottle that is…) working on a very frightened patient… that's how this scene looks like)
George (drinking his sake): Ahh… this is good!!
Atsuko: Hehehe… of course it is!!! Here, have some more!! *throws George another bottle*
Koenma (getting dizzy): That stuff's strong… *burp* Hehehehe… I like it!
Atsuko: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I feel like singing!!! Hahahahahahaha!!
Koenma and George: HAI HAI! Sing for us!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!! *officially drunk*
(Music plays) Atsuko:
I know I may be young, but I've got feelings too.
And I need to do what I feel like doing.
So let me go and just listen.
All you people look at me like I'm a little girl.
Well did you ever think it be okay for me to step into this world.
Always saying little girl don't step into the club.
Well I'm just tryin' to find out why cause dancing's what I love.
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)(Do you like it)
Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)(This feels good)
I know I may come off quiet, I may come off shy.
But I feel like talking, feel like dancing when I see this guy.
What's practical is logical. What the hell, who cares?
All I know is I'm so happy when you're dancing there.
I'm a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I'm a slave for you. I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it.
Baby, don't you wanna, dance upon me,
(I just wanna dance next to you)
To another time and place.
Baby, don't you wanna, dance upon me,
(Are you ready)
Leaving behind my name, my age.
(Lets go)
(Like that)
(You like it)
(Now watch me)
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)
[Panting]
I really wanna dance, tonight with you.
(I just can't help myself)
I really wanna do what you want me to.
(I just feel I let myself go)
I really wanna dance, tonight with you.
(Wanna see you move)
I really wanna do what you want me to.
(Uh Uh Uh)
Baby, don't you wanna, dance upon me,
(I just wanna dance next to you)
To another time and place.
Baby, don't you wanna, dance upon me,
(Are you ready)
Leaving behind my name, my age.
I'm a slave for you. (Take that) I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I'm a slave (It just feels right) for you. (It just feels good)
I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it. (Baby)
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)
[Panting]
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)
[Panting]
I'm a slave for you. (Here we go now)
I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I'm a slave for you. (Here we go) I won't deny it, (Yeah)
I'm not trying to hide it.
(Like that)
Koenma: You rock!!!
George: You're the best!!! Wahahahahaha!!!
(Yuusuke enters while all 3 are laughing their lungs out.)
Yuusuke (surprised): What the?!
Atsuko (sings and dances): I'm a slave!! For you!!
Yuusuke: What the?! Mom!!! Stop doing that!!! And Koenma, what in blazes are you doing here with that blue oni?! (Walking towards his mom while avoiding all of the beer bottles on the floor.)
Koenma: *hiccup* I'm looking for my lovely Botan… *hiccup* (gulps down sake) Ahh… this tastes so good!!!
George: Hai! *hiccup* Hai! *hiccup* hehehehe… *hiccup*
Yuusuke (annoyed): Botan's not here you… you… ack!! Look at the mess you've made!!!
Atsuko: Calm down my son, my son… it will be all right!! Hahahahahaha!!! *gulp*
Yuusuke: MOTHER!!! (gets the bottle of Atsuko and throws it away)
Koenma: Eehehehe… *hiccup* where's Botan then? *hiccup*
Yuusuke: She's in Kurama's house now! But she stays in Keiko's place! Now if you want to know where she is now, go to one of those places!!!
George: Anou… I need more… *burp*
Yuusuke (shoves koenma and George away): Get out! Get out! Get OUT!!!
Act 5: scene 3
(Botan is mopping the floor of Kurama's house. Shizuru has gone home. Kurama has gone upstairs to get some clothes.)
Botan (mopping): This is so hard to do…
Kurama ( has changed into new clothes and enters with clothing on his hands): Botan I got you some of 'kaasan's clothes. Go change first. (hands them to Botan)
Botan (takes the clothes): Arigatou… *smiles*
Kurama (smiles and takes the mop): It's nothing… you can change in the bathroom upstairs… Hiei's using the one down here….
Botan: Okay! (exits)
Kurama (starts mopping the floor): I hope we finish cleaning before 'kaasan arrives… *sigh*
(Upstairs, Botan opens the door to the bathroom.)
Hiei (playing with a rubber ducky and is oh so bubbly!!): *sings* Rubber ducky you're the one! You make bath time lots of fun!
Botan (screams): Eeeeeeeek!!! Hiei!!!!
Hiei (screams): Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! HENTAI!!!!!
Both: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! (Hiei dips his head in the bathtub while Botan closes the door in shock.)
Botan (panting): I thought he was downstairs!!! (goes down to Kurama) Kurama!!!!!
Kurama: Huh? What is it?
Botan: Hiei's upstairs playing with a duck!!!
Kurama: But I thought he was here?
Hiei (enters in rage): Baka kitsune, you know I always use the bathroom upstairs!!!
Kurama (to Hiei): No you don't! You use the bathroom downstairs when it's nighttime!
Hiei: Well I changed my mind. I like the bathroom upstairs!
Botan: Okay, okay, okay! I'm using the bathroom downstairs now…. Stop arguing please?
Hiei (glaring at Botan who is now scared): Do that one more time and I'll chop you to pieces!!! (exits)
Kurama : I'm sorry you had to see that Botan. (Botan sighs in relief)
Botan : Oh no! Don't be sorry… There's nothing to be sorry about. *smiles*
Kurama: So…
Botan: Uhh… oh! Yeah… right… I'll go change now. Uhh…
Kurama: It's on the left side… right before the kitchen. *smile*
Botan: Right… thanks! (exits)
Kurama: She looks so cute when she does that… (gets back to mopping)
Act 5: scene 4
(Some unknown street near Kurama's house… Koenma and George are still drunk and are walking… looking for Botan)
Koenma: Botan my love… where are you? (looks at the sky) Man… the sky's red with lime colored dots on it!!!
George (looks up in the sky): Koenma-sama it's black!! And the little dots there are called puppies!! See? (points to the big dipper) That one has long ears!!!
Koenma (sits on a nearby bench): I want my Botan… (tearing…)
George (sits beside Koenma): I'm sure we'll find her Koenma-sama… it's not like she's lost or anything…
Koenma: I hope not… (Music plays)
*sings* She
May be the face I can't forget
A trace of pleasure or regret
May be my treasure or the price I have to pay
She may be the song that summer sings
May be the chill that autumn brings
May be a hundred different things
Within the measure of a day.
She
May be the beauty or the beast
May be the famine or the feast
May turn each day into a heaven or a hell
She may be the mirror of my dreams
A smile reflected in a stream
She may not be what she may seem
Inside her shell
She who always seems so happy in a crowd
Whose eyes can be so private and so proud
No one's allowed to see them when they cry
She may be the love that cannot hope to last
May come to me from shadows of the past
That I'll remember till the day I die
She
May be the reason I survive
The why and wherefore I'm alive
The one I'll care for through the rough and ready years
Me I'll take her laughter and her tears
And make them all my souvenirs
For where she goes I've got to be
The meaning of my life is
She, she, she
(Music ends, blackout)
Annie's Notes: Hey all!! Don't forget to review!! It's just down there… you press the little button that says "click here to submit review" and then you type something on the window that pops out… okay? Kei12, uhh… hehehe… I shall now search for the lyrics your lovely bishie will sing… hehehehe… Wahahahahahaha!!! (Like what Micchy no koibitou said: Let the taunting begin!!!! Wahahahaha!!) And for my frequent and past reviewers: THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU!!!!!!
Disclaimers: YYH is Togashi-sama's… not mine… the story is mine though!! And uhh… "I'm a Slave (for you)" was sung by… (obviously) Brittney Spears… and "She" is from Notting Hill!! Again, I got the lyrics from lyrics.astraweb.com
Next up: Intermission time!!! And the first scenes from Act 6!! Yay!!! Keep those reviews coming!! Oh… and yes… the characters are meant to be OOC (out of character)
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