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A/N: Did ya review? Did ya? Well, did ya? Well, here's my next story where Botan and Hiei are going to go on a date! So, let's start!
Chapter 2: Chocolate's in the air
By Kurama's Kawaiiest Fangirl
Our story begins when Yusuke and Botan are at a coffee shop drinking some coffee.
Botan: I can't wait for tonight I'm SO excited!!!
Yusuke: What's so exciting about tonight? *Takes a swallow of his coffee*
Botan: Me and Hiei are going out on a date tonight!
Yusuke: *spits out coffee* WHAT?!! YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH HIM?!
Botan: Yeah. Is there something wrong with that?
Yusuke: Oh, no, nothing. Just that he makes threats about that if you tell Yukina that he is her brother that he'd hurt you!
Botan: Yeah. I guess.
Yusuke: *Breathes sigh of relief* So you're not STILL going to go out with him are you?
Botan: Well, to be honest with you I think he's cute when he makes threats. *Yusuke falls out of his chair and gets back in*
Yusuke: You think it's cute when he makes threats?! *Botan nods* Okay, but what about when he's hyper? I mean would you really want to go out with him and be embarrassed about what he does when he's hyper.
Botan: I think he's cute when he's hyper as well, and it doesn't embarrass me. It kinda makes me laugh. Look I even got him a present. *Takes out a package of Oreo's*
Yusuke: You're getting him hyper on purpose?
Botan: Yeah. I guess you could say that.
Yusuke: So, let me get this straight. You're going out with someone who makes threats, gets extremely hyper when he eats chocolate and you think he's cute.
Botan: Of course. I had a crush on him since the day I met him, but I never had the guts to ask him on a date.
Yusuke: You scare me.
Botan: As long as I do that, I know that I'm doing my job.
Yusuke: I can't believe you're still going to go out with him!
Botan: Well, I gotta leave it's already 3:00P.M. I have to go home and get ready. Bye, Yusuke!
Yusuke: That girl is insane….
*Botan's House*
It's about to turn 7:00 P.M. and Botan is wearing a sparkly lavender dress and some make-up and a pair of high heeled shoes to match her outfit. A couple minutes later Hiei arrives at the door in a nice tux with a bouquet of pink roses. Soon Hiei rings the doorbell and Botan answers it.
Hiei: Uhh….you look….nice…..*Botan blushes* These are for you. *Hands Baquet to Botan*
Botan: You look nice too.
Hiei: Uh…thanks?
Botan: Let me go put these in a vase. I'll be right back. *Leaves and puts flowers in a thin vase then heads back to Hiei*
Botan: Ready to go?
Hiei: Uh, yeah.
Soon they arrive at the restaurant and they are seated. After a couple minutes they're orders are taken, then they eat and then Botan gives him a package.
Hiei: What's this?
Botan: Open it and you'll see. *Hiei opens the package to reveal a package of Oreo's* I know that they're your favorite. Go ahead eat them. *Hiei does as told and eats the Oreo's*
Hiei: Mmmmm……Oreo's….delicous….come on let's go dance. *Grabs Botan and the run onto the dance floor*
Conductor: We'll be taking requests. Any requests?
Hiei: YMCA! YMCA!
Conductor: We are not going to play the YMCA!
Hiei: *Through gritted teeth* Do it or die.
Botan: Yeah, play it.
Conductor: No, we're not going to play it!
Crowd: PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT!
Conductor: No!
Crowd: PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT!
Conductor: NO!
Band: Let us play it or we'll go on strike.
Conductor: Well, why didn't ya say so? YMCA it is!
They start playing the YMCA song and people abandon their meals to dance. Waiters/waitresses have already started to join. Even the maître d's left to go dance. People that are waiting to be seated are yelling "Hey, come and seat us! We want to dance too!" But after about 5 minutes in the song the passed the velvet rope and started to dance. Most of the band players were dancing as well and had a stereo with the song playing YMCA. Hiei was dancing about 35 miles per hour non stop. During in the middle of the song Hiei ordered a bottle of champagne and when he popped the cork off it hit an old man in the eye and then he started to scream while lying on the floor clutching his heart "I'm having a heart attack! I'm having a heart attack! I'm gonna die!" But so many people were stepping on him they didn't notice. The Stereo kept playing the song for 2 hours straight. Hiei usually took breaks to order a sundae and get hyper again. After awhile Yusuke and Kayko came. It turned out that Yusuke and Kayko were having dinner at the exact same place as Hiei and Botan were having dinner at.
Yusuke: Don't worry Kayko, you'll love the place I'm taking you to.
Kayko: I'm SO excited! Huh? What's that sound? *They walk to the restaurant and Kayko hears the YMCA song playing*
Yusuke: What?! I don't hear any- *Yusuke pauses for a minute then hears the YMCA song as well, soon, he sees Hiei and tons of other people dancing* What is going on here?
Kayko: I don't know, but I'm joining!
Yusuke: Kayko, we came here to have a nice quiet dinner!
Kayko: Oh, come on Yusuke. Lighten up and have a little fun.
Yusuke: *through gritted teeth* I don't want to have fun. I want to have a nice quiet meal. *But Kayko already left and was on the dance floor, then he saw something bad, really bad. He saw Hiei. He knew exactly how it happened* It's all his fault. *Walks over to Hiei* *Yelling* HIEI, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
Hiei: Dancing.
Yusuke: YOU RUINED MY DATE! Not to mention yours.
Hiei: Huh? *glances at Botan and she's dancing happily* She looks happy to me. By the way, are you having fun?
Yusuke: What do you think?
Hiei: I think yes.
Yusuke: Oh, you think I'm having fun when YOU BLEW MY DATE! *Hiei nodded* Well, I'm not having fun at all. I had a perfect date until- *He notices that Hiei isn't paying attention at all but still dancing* Are you even paying attention to me?!
Hiei: Nope. Dancing.
Yusuke: STOP DANCING! *Hiei doesn't stop*
Kayko: Yusuke! Stop being such a spoil sport! This is Botan's date and if she wants him to stop him she will. SO JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE!
Yusuke: *sweatdrop* Yes Kayko. Sorry Kayko.
Kayko: Sorry, about that Hiei.
Hiei: Kay.
Botan: I think it's time that we leave Hiei.
Hiei: Bye, Yusuke.
Yusuke: Bye, Hiei. Bye, Botan. *Muttering* Stupid Hiei, I'm gonna teach him a lesson tomorrow.
Kayko: Did ya say something Yusuke?
Yusuke: *sweatdrop* Nothing, nothing! Nothing at all.
Kayko: Good. For a couple of minutes I thought you said something about you beating Hiei up.
Yusuke: *Sweatdrop* Wh-what make you think something like that?
Kayko: Oh, I don't know you just seemed kinda mad.
Yusuke: *Sweatdrop* Me mad? Of-of course not.
Botan and Hiei head home and Hiei got ready for bed and got in his bed.
Hiei: I guess I screwed everything up.
Botan: I had a blast!
Hiei: All the things I did before, did it bother you?
Botan: Of course not. Even Yusuke and Kayko looked like they were having fun.
Hiei: I was wondering if-…
Botan: You know what would be really cool? If we could be girlfriend and boyfriend.
Hiei: It's like you read my mind.
Botan: Would like to be me my boyfriend.
Hiei: I would love that.
Botan: I gotta get leaving. *Hiei and Botan's lips get closer and closer to each other and then they share a passionate kiss* I love you Hiei.
Hiei: I love you too.
Botan: Bye, Hiei.
A/N: I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad you liked my story!!!!!!! My next story Hiei's Crazy Christmas.
Preview:
Hiei: What a beautiful sight. *Hiei and Botan share a passionate kiss in front of the flaming Christmas tree.*
Everyone except Hiei and Botan: *To the song Oh, Christmas Tree* Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas tree how we love to see you diiiie. Oh, Christmas tree oh, Christmas tree, we love to see you diiiiie.
A/N: What will happen? Find out in Hiei's Crazy Christmas!
A/N: Did ya review? Did ya? Well, did ya? Well, here's my next story where Botan and Hiei are going to go on a date! So, let's start!
Chapter 2: Chocolate's in the air
By Kurama's Kawaiiest Fangirl
Our story begins when Yusuke and Botan are at a coffee shop drinking some coffee.
Botan: I can't wait for tonight I'm SO excited!!!
Yusuke: What's so exciting about tonight? *Takes a swallow of his coffee*
Botan: Me and Hiei are going out on a date tonight!
Yusuke: *spits out coffee* WHAT?!! YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH HIM?!
Botan: Yeah. Is there something wrong with that?
Yusuke: Oh, no, nothing. Just that he makes threats about that if you tell Yukina that he is her brother that he'd hurt you!
Botan: Yeah. I guess.
Yusuke: *Breathes sigh of relief* So you're not STILL going to go out with him are you?
Botan: Well, to be honest with you I think he's cute when he makes threats. *Yusuke falls out of his chair and gets back in*
Yusuke: You think it's cute when he makes threats?! *Botan nods* Okay, but what about when he's hyper? I mean would you really want to go out with him and be embarrassed about what he does when he's hyper.
Botan: I think he's cute when he's hyper as well, and it doesn't embarrass me. It kinda makes me laugh. Look I even got him a present. *Takes out a package of Oreo's*
Yusuke: You're getting him hyper on purpose?
Botan: Yeah. I guess you could say that.
Yusuke: So, let me get this straight. You're going out with someone who makes threats, gets extremely hyper when he eats chocolate and you think he's cute.
Botan: Of course. I had a crush on him since the day I met him, but I never had the guts to ask him on a date.
Yusuke: You scare me.
Botan: As long as I do that, I know that I'm doing my job.
Yusuke: I can't believe you're still going to go out with him!
Botan: Well, I gotta leave it's already 3:00P.M. I have to go home and get ready. Bye, Yusuke!
Yusuke: That girl is insane….
*Botan's House*
It's about to turn 7:00 P.M. and Botan is wearing a sparkly lavender dress and some make-up and a pair of high heeled shoes to match her outfit. A couple minutes later Hiei arrives at the door in a nice tux with a bouquet of pink roses. Soon Hiei rings the doorbell and Botan answers it.
Hiei: Uhh….you look….nice…..*Botan blushes* These are for you. *Hands Baquet to Botan*
Botan: You look nice too.
Hiei: Uh…thanks?
Botan: Let me go put these in a vase. I'll be right back. *Leaves and puts flowers in a thin vase then heads back to Hiei*
Botan: Ready to go?
Hiei: Uh, yeah.
Soon they arrive at the restaurant and they are seated. After a couple minutes they're orders are taken, then they eat and then Botan gives him a package.
Hiei: What's this?
Botan: Open it and you'll see. *Hiei opens the package to reveal a package of Oreo's* I know that they're your favorite. Go ahead eat them. *Hiei does as told and eats the Oreo's*
Hiei: Mmmmm……Oreo's….delicous….come on let's go dance. *Grabs Botan and the run onto the dance floor*
Conductor: We'll be taking requests. Any requests?
Hiei: YMCA! YMCA!
Conductor: We are not going to play the YMCA!
Hiei: *Through gritted teeth* Do it or die.
Botan: Yeah, play it.
Conductor: No, we're not going to play it!
Crowd: PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT!
Conductor: No!
Crowd: PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT!
Conductor: NO!
Band: Let us play it or we'll go on strike.
Conductor: Well, why didn't ya say so? YMCA it is!
They start playing the YMCA song and people abandon their meals to dance. Waiters/waitresses have already started to join. Even the maître d's left to go dance. People that are waiting to be seated are yelling "Hey, come and seat us! We want to dance too!" But after about 5 minutes in the song the passed the velvet rope and started to dance. Most of the band players were dancing as well and had a stereo with the song playing YMCA. Hiei was dancing about 35 miles per hour non stop. During in the middle of the song Hiei ordered a bottle of champagne and when he popped the cork off it hit an old man in the eye and then he started to scream while lying on the floor clutching his heart "I'm having a heart attack! I'm having a heart attack! I'm gonna die!" But so many people were stepping on him they didn't notice. The Stereo kept playing the song for 2 hours straight. Hiei usually took breaks to order a sundae and get hyper again. After awhile Yusuke and Kayko came. It turned out that Yusuke and Kayko were having dinner at the exact same place as Hiei and Botan were having dinner at.
Yusuke: Don't worry Kayko, you'll love the place I'm taking you to.
Kayko: I'm SO excited! Huh? What's that sound? *They walk to the restaurant and Kayko hears the YMCA song playing*
Yusuke: What?! I don't hear any- *Yusuke pauses for a minute then hears the YMCA song as well, soon, he sees Hiei and tons of other people dancing* What is going on here?
Kayko: I don't know, but I'm joining!
Yusuke: Kayko, we came here to have a nice quiet dinner!
Kayko: Oh, come on Yusuke. Lighten up and have a little fun.
Yusuke: *through gritted teeth* I don't want to have fun. I want to have a nice quiet meal. *But Kayko already left and was on the dance floor, then he saw something bad, really bad. He saw Hiei. He knew exactly how it happened* It's all his fault. *Walks over to Hiei* *Yelling* HIEI, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
Hiei: Dancing.
Yusuke: YOU RUINED MY DATE! Not to mention yours.
Hiei: Huh? *glances at Botan and she's dancing happily* She looks happy to me. By the way, are you having fun?
Yusuke: What do you think?
Hiei: I think yes.
Yusuke: Oh, you think I'm having fun when YOU BLEW MY DATE! *Hiei nodded* Well, I'm not having fun at all. I had a perfect date until- *He notices that Hiei isn't paying attention at all but still dancing* Are you even paying attention to me?!
Hiei: Nope. Dancing.
Yusuke: STOP DANCING! *Hiei doesn't stop*
Kayko: Yusuke! Stop being such a spoil sport! This is Botan's date and if she wants him to stop him she will. SO JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE!
Yusuke: *sweatdrop* Yes Kayko. Sorry Kayko.
Kayko: Sorry, about that Hiei.
Hiei: Kay.
Botan: I think it's time that we leave Hiei.
Hiei: Bye, Yusuke.
Yusuke: Bye, Hiei. Bye, Botan. *Muttering* Stupid Hiei, I'm gonna teach him a lesson tomorrow.
Kayko: Did ya say something Yusuke?
Yusuke: *sweatdrop* Nothing, nothing! Nothing at all.
Kayko: Good. For a couple of minutes I thought you said something about you beating Hiei up.
Yusuke: *Sweatdrop* Wh-what make you think something like that?
Kayko: Oh, I don't know you just seemed kinda mad.
Yusuke: *Sweatdrop* Me mad? Of-of course not.
Botan and Hiei head home and Hiei got ready for bed and got in his bed.
Hiei: I guess I screwed everything up.
Botan: I had a blast!
Hiei: All the things I did before, did it bother you?
Botan: Of course not. Even Yusuke and Kayko looked like they were having fun.
Hiei: I was wondering if-…
Botan: You know what would be really cool? If we could be girlfriend and boyfriend.
Hiei: It's like you read my mind.
Botan: Would like to be me my boyfriend.
Hiei: I would love that.
Botan: I gotta get leaving. *Hiei and Botan's lips get closer and closer to each other and then they share a passionate kiss* I love you Hiei.
Hiei: I love you too.
Botan: Bye, Hiei.
A/N: I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad you liked my story!!!!!!! My next story Hiei's Crazy Christmas.
Preview:
Hiei: What a beautiful sight. *Hiei and Botan share a passionate kiss in front of the flaming Christmas tree.*
Everyone except Hiei and Botan: *To the song Oh, Christmas Tree* Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas tree how we love to see you diiiie. Oh, Christmas tree oh, Christmas tree, we love to see you diiiiie.
A/N: What will happen? Find out in Hiei's Crazy Christmas!