DEAD MAN WALKING
Ok. I am bored out of my mind right now, so I will do what I do best: That is torture my best friend and also kill off Hermione. (I wont get into what my other hobbies are. Ahem but James Marsters aka Spike is in them) Anyways, sorry Norma. (Fake sobs) U were a great friend. I will miss u dearly. DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!! (Watch me die in school now. If I don't update for a week, it means I am dead.)
Summary: I decided to do a song-fic. I love Undertaker, so whose song better to use than his himself.
Disclaimer: Norma, I own ur ass. As for anything HP related, that goes to JK Rowling, who is a great writer.
Spike: Hello, Mate. This story begins back in the good old days of Hogwarts.
Harry: Hello Hermione.
Hermione: U sound mad. Whats wrong?
(Harry ties her to a chair)
Spike: -Dead Man Walking-
Harry: (Takes over for now) -You've done it now. You've gone and made a big mistake. And I can't allow you to think u can just walk away, so turn around, and face the crime that you're gonna pay and end this now, this is gonna be a judgmented.- (Hermione: What did I do now? I was a good girl) Harry: (Ignores her) -A cheap shot. That's the way that you play the game, and blind sides, things will never, ever be the same. Nice guys: except they always finish last, but bad-asses always kicking ass, whose ass?- (I am known as a bad-ass. I like bad-boys, which is how I got that nickname. Wanna know which bad-boys, then ask me?) (Hermione: Kick Rons ass. It's all his fault)
Harry: -You're gonna pay, ur gonna pay, there's no forgiveness this time. You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay, it's my own business, You're mine, You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay, I'm burning these walls to the ground, You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay, I'm gonna bring you down.-
Spike: (Takes over for now) -You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay. You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay- (Hermione: Give me one more chance, pllleeaaseee?)
Harry: (takes over once again) -No more chances, no more excuses, no, lies, Your stories ending. Time to say your good-byes. Nice guys: Except they always finish last, but bad-asses always kicking ass, whose ass?-
Spike: (Takes over for now again) -Asshole. Kicking ass-
(Guitar beat starts)
Hermione: Harry, please don't kill me off. I was nice to u for 4 years.
Harry: Not quite. Forgetful, are we? (Ask me what Norma did to Mike and I will tell u)
Hermione: What are u talking about?
(Ron comes out and duct tapes her mouth. Thanks for the idea, Iccess- America)
Harry: Thanks Ron. She was becoming annoying.
(Beat continues)
Harry: -You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay, there's no forgiveness this time. You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay, it's my own business, you're mine. You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay, I'm burning these walls to the ground. You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay, I'm gonna bring u down.-
Spike: (Takes over the last line of the song) -You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay. You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay.-
(Spike takes the duct tape off her mouth)
Hermione: Why do u want to kill me off? Norma loves me.
Harry: Norma is gonna die also.
Ron: But, I get to kill Norma. (Hell, I have a right to. I am her best friend, am I not?) (We have a weird relationship, don't we?)
Norma: What did I ever do to u?
Ron: Nothing. I am just bored. (Ron and Spike kill off Norma, then advance slowly on Hermione)
Hermione: (Backs away) No, I don't wanna die.
Harry: Too late to plead for forgiveness.
Ron: You will pay for ur crimes.
Spike: Now, good-bye Hermione.
(All of a sudden, a scream is heard, and Hermione dies)
Ron: Hey, I need a new best friend now.
(Hey, Iccess-America how about it? Now that I killed off my best friend, wanna become my new best friend? Don't worry, u wont be dead. I don't do the killings. My friend, Mike does the killing. I just cheer him on.)
Harry: U know u will always have me.
Ron: Right, because we are best friends forever.
(Don't worry, Norma is not really dead. I would never kill her off. Mike will kill her come July 8th. She turns 18 on July 7th, so we are gonna let her enjoy her freedom for a day, then kill her off.)
Now, hope u all enjoyed my fic. I know it may not be as good as my constitution, but I wanted to get my feelings out first. I love my best friend like a sister, but I don't know if I deserve her as a friend. I mean, I am not good at keeping friends. I don't wanna see her get hurt.
Next story will be the one where Iccess-America hosts some matches between D-Generation X and their challengers. Who should their challenges be? Jericho is already there, so don't bother telling me Jericho. Let me know in a review.
See you all in Hell. Bye: KaibaslilDevil.
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Ok. I am bored out of my mind right now, so I will do what I do best: That is torture my best friend and also kill off Hermione. (I wont get into what my other hobbies are. Ahem but James Marsters aka Spike is in them) Anyways, sorry Norma. (Fake sobs) U were a great friend. I will miss u dearly. DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!! (Watch me die in school now. If I don't update for a week, it means I am dead.)
Summary: I decided to do a song-fic. I love Undertaker, so whose song better to use than his himself.
Disclaimer: Norma, I own ur ass. As for anything HP related, that goes to JK Rowling, who is a great writer.
Spike: Hello, Mate. This story begins back in the good old days of Hogwarts.
Harry: Hello Hermione.
Hermione: U sound mad. Whats wrong?
(Harry ties her to a chair)
Spike: -Dead Man Walking-
Harry: (Takes over for now) -You've done it now. You've gone and made a big mistake. And I can't allow you to think u can just walk away, so turn around, and face the crime that you're gonna pay and end this now, this is gonna be a judgmented.- (Hermione: What did I do now? I was a good girl) Harry: (Ignores her) -A cheap shot. That's the way that you play the game, and blind sides, things will never, ever be the same. Nice guys: except they always finish last, but bad-asses always kicking ass, whose ass?- (I am known as a bad-ass. I like bad-boys, which is how I got that nickname. Wanna know which bad-boys, then ask me?) (Hermione: Kick Rons ass. It's all his fault)
Harry: -You're gonna pay, ur gonna pay, there's no forgiveness this time. You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay, it's my own business, You're mine, You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay, I'm burning these walls to the ground, You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay, I'm gonna bring you down.-
Spike: (Takes over for now) -You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay. You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay- (Hermione: Give me one more chance, pllleeaaseee?)
Harry: (takes over once again) -No more chances, no more excuses, no, lies, Your stories ending. Time to say your good-byes. Nice guys: Except they always finish last, but bad-asses always kicking ass, whose ass?-
Spike: (Takes over for now again) -Asshole. Kicking ass-
(Guitar beat starts)
Hermione: Harry, please don't kill me off. I was nice to u for 4 years.
Harry: Not quite. Forgetful, are we? (Ask me what Norma did to Mike and I will tell u)
Hermione: What are u talking about?
(Ron comes out and duct tapes her mouth. Thanks for the idea, Iccess- America)
Harry: Thanks Ron. She was becoming annoying.
(Beat continues)
Harry: -You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay, there's no forgiveness this time. You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay, it's my own business, you're mine. You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay, I'm burning these walls to the ground. You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay, I'm gonna bring u down.-
Spike: (Takes over the last line of the song) -You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay. You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay.-
(Spike takes the duct tape off her mouth)
Hermione: Why do u want to kill me off? Norma loves me.
Harry: Norma is gonna die also.
Ron: But, I get to kill Norma. (Hell, I have a right to. I am her best friend, am I not?) (We have a weird relationship, don't we?)
Norma: What did I ever do to u?
Ron: Nothing. I am just bored. (Ron and Spike kill off Norma, then advance slowly on Hermione)
Hermione: (Backs away) No, I don't wanna die.
Harry: Too late to plead for forgiveness.
Ron: You will pay for ur crimes.
Spike: Now, good-bye Hermione.
(All of a sudden, a scream is heard, and Hermione dies)
Ron: Hey, I need a new best friend now.
(Hey, Iccess-America how about it? Now that I killed off my best friend, wanna become my new best friend? Don't worry, u wont be dead. I don't do the killings. My friend, Mike does the killing. I just cheer him on.)
Harry: U know u will always have me.
Ron: Right, because we are best friends forever.
(Don't worry, Norma is not really dead. I would never kill her off. Mike will kill her come July 8th. She turns 18 on July 7th, so we are gonna let her enjoy her freedom for a day, then kill her off.)
Now, hope u all enjoyed my fic. I know it may not be as good as my constitution, but I wanted to get my feelings out first. I love my best friend like a sister, but I don't know if I deserve her as a friend. I mean, I am not good at keeping friends. I don't wanna see her get hurt.
Next story will be the one where Iccess-America hosts some matches between D-Generation X and their challengers. Who should their challenges be? Jericho is already there, so don't bother telling me Jericho. Let me know in a review.
See you all in Hell. Bye: KaibaslilDevil.
READ AND REVIEW