"Oh My Gosh, They're Fictional Characters!"
Episode 2: Rabid Fangirls Candi, Cadence, Natalie, Steph, and Alina.
British Sounding Narrator Dude: Welcome back to "Oh My Gosh, They're Fictional Characters!" I'm British Sounding Narrator Dude, more fondly known as Barty. I'll be filling in for Miss. Heart, since she seems to be off on one of her rendezvous with a towel clad git. *Clears throat* Ah . . . yes . . . we are receiving new contestants today . . . several new contestants. I feel sorry for those dirt-covered lads. Ah, let us get on with the show, shall we?
*Shae is still holding onto Squid. Squid has given up to thrashing and is just standing there with Shae clinging to him.*
Squid: If I said I couldn't breathe, would you believe me?
Shae: *giggles and tightens her grip* No.
Squid: *sigh*
Steph: *Runs into the tent* SQUID! SQUIDSQUIDSQUID! *runs up to him and glomps him*
Squid: AAAAHHH! Not another one!
Steph: *attaches herself to Squid's leg happily* I'm not gonna let you outta my sight!
Shae: Me neither!
Squid: Oh brother . . . *Wobbles out of the tent and makes his way to the Wreck Room in search for help*
~*~
MEANWHILE . . .
Rina: Eh . . . Stanley, are you awake yet?
Stanley: *drools*
Rina: BLAH! Curses this blindfold! *Rips it off*
Censored Lady: *Too busy doing her nails to notice*
Rina: ALAS! Stanley, my butt naked . . . um . . . my butt's not naked!! Now I may see to bring you back to consciousness! *Pours water on him*
Stanley: *Wakes up and screams* AAAAAAAAHHH! RAPE! RAPE! My innocence has been unwillingly taken from me!
Rina: *blinks* I didn't rape you! *Thinks evilly "Now why didn't I think of that?"*
Stanley: Oh . . . well then why am I naked? *Covers up*
Rina: Erm . . . you hit your head and knocked yourself out in the shower. *Starts to slyly scoot closer to Stanley* You looked very SEXY too . . .
Stanley: Oh . . . WAIT, you were spying on me in the shower?!
Rina: Eeeeh . . . eeeeeh . . . no. *Shifty glances* But I sure got an eyeful when I took off my blindfold! *Snickers evilly*
Stanley: I'm suddenly feeling the urge to run . . .
Rina: *clings to his arm happily and sucks on her thumb* My Staaanleh! (A/N: She paid me to put that! *sulks*)
~*~
MEANWHILE . . .
*Alina sneaks into D-tent and sees Zigzag standing there shirtless with his hands over his eyes.*
Alina: *Eyeing his chest* Ooh. Nice! VERY NICE!
Zigzag: *Thinking it's Shae and Squid* Oh, oh, I don't need to hear sound effects! Too much! Get a room!
Alina: *giggles maniacally.* Oh, Ziggy . . .
Zigzag: Who's that calling me?
Alina: Open your eyes and you'll see!
Zigzag: *Uncovers his eyes cautiously* AAH! *Covers up chest* my naked chest can't be revealed!
Alina: Oh yes it can! SEXY CHEST! IRRESISTABLE! *Pounces on Zigzag*
Zigzag: AHH! Don't hurt me!
Alina: *showers him with kisses* MWAH! MWAHMWAH! YUMMY! *Pins him down so he can't get away and continues showering him with kisses*
Zigzag: HELP! A strange girl who I don't know is kissing me all over! HELP!
Alina: Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
Zigzag: Please let go of me! This is very awkward and I think I'm lying in something gross!
~*~
MEANWHILE . . .
*Magnet is playing pool in the Wreck Room with Squid, who is wearing a towel and has two girls clinging to him.*
Magnet: So . . . what's with the chicas?
*Squid growls*
Magnet: Okay. Sorry.
*Cadence walks into the Wreck Room and sneaks up behind Magnet. She is seen reaching for something near his waistline.*
Cadence: *taps Magnet on the shoulder* Are these your ropa interior?
Magnet: *turns around* Hey! How'd you get my boxers?
Cadence: *smiles evilly* You really wanna know?
Magnet: . . . No.
Cadence: You have a very sexy el fondo. *starts edging closer to him*
Magnet: *Gulps* Uh . . . thanks. Can I have my boxers back?
Cadence: *hugs them* No! I've taken quite a liking to them!
Magnet: No! My boxers! Gimme! *Tries to grab for them*
Cadence: Nope! *stuffs them down her shirt*
Magnet: *is trying to make a grab for them while she stuffs them down her shirt, but stops two inches from her shirt* Uhh . . .
Cadence: *Fake gasp* ¿Es traviesa? Naughty, naughty! *Shakes finger*
Magnet: *turns red and withdraws his hand* Eh . . . heh.
Cadence: You have a sexy el fondo. I am en amor!
In the background, Squid is trying to pry off Shae and Steph.*
Shae: *in random spaz* YOU SMELL LIKE BOLOGNA! YOU ARE YUMMY!
~*~
MEANWHILE . . .
*Candi walks into D-tent to see Alina kissing Zigzag*
Candi: *GASP!* ZIGGY! I'LL SAVE YOU! *dives on them and starts tackling Alina*
Alina: *tackles back* Ziggy's MINE!
Candi: No! He's MINE!
Alina: *pulls on Ziggy's arm* Mine!
Zigzag: Owie!
Candi: *pulls on his other arm* Mine!
Zigzag: Owie!
Alina: *pulls* Mine!
Zigzag: OWIE!
Candi: *pulls* Mine!
Zigzag: OWIE!
Alina: Mineminemine!
Zigzag: Scary!
Candi: Minemineminemine!
Zigzag: Creepy!
Alina: Mineminemineminemine!
Zigzag: Frightening!
Candi: Minemineminemineminemine!
Zigazag: Fear-provoking!
Alina: *deep breath* Mineminemineminemineminemine!
Zigzag: I don't even know how I know this many synonyms for "scary"! That's terrifying!
Candi: *deep breath* Mineminemineminemineminemin-
Zigzag: STOP! You're SCARING me!! *whimpers and gets up to run away*
Candi and Alina: NOOO! MINE!
*Candi attaches herself to Zigzag's legs while Alina clings to his waist.*
Zigzag: *whimpers in fright* Don't touch me in inappropriate places!
Natalie: *walks into D-tent and sees the girls clinging to Zigzag* Ziggy! YUM! SHIRTLESS! YUM! *runs up to Zig and hugs him tightly*
Zigzag: *howling in fright* LORD GOD, HELP ME!!!!
Natalie: Ziggy! YOU ARE SSSEEXXYY!
Zigzag: RAPE! RAPE! Unwanted physical contact! I can't MOVE!
Natalie, Candi and Alina: GOOD! *all hug him mercilessly*
Zigzag: *faints and falls over with the girls still hugging him*
Natalie: *faints because she finally got to hug Zigzag*
Alina and Candi: *are still hugging Zigzag for the heck of it*
~*~
MEANWHILE . . .
*Rina is still holding on to Stanley's arm, and Stanley is still covering "himself" (COUGHHACKCOUGHLOL) with his hand.*
*Magnet is still blushing after almost putting his hand down Cadence's shirt and she is still complimenting his butt.*
*Natalie, Alina and Candi have fastened themselves to Zigzag and refuse to let go. Zigzag and Natalie are currently fainted.*
*Shae and Steph are still hanging onto Squid, and Shae has taken to sniffing Squid's waist area and claiming that he smells of bologna. Steph has taken to happily hugging Squid's leg and refuses to depart.*
British Sounding Narrator Dude: Ah, another . . . off the wall episode to this frenzied TV show. *mutters "why couldn't they sign me onto American Idol?"* WHAT may happen during the next episode? We may only see to find out . . . *walks offstage muttering about not getting paid enough*
Jerry Springer Commercial Dude: We currently have enough contestants for "Oh My Gosh, They're Fictional Characters!" Thank you for reading this fic, and we're sorry if you were wishing to come on the show. The author is sure to write more interactive stories, so don't worry! . . . Hey! Whose pack of bologna is this?
Shae: BOLOGNA!!!!! YUM!!! *chomps at the bologna, but lets go of Squid in the process. Squid wobbles away, Steph still attached*
Thank you!! Love the cows!
~Shae and her band of crazy people~
Episode 2: Rabid Fangirls Candi, Cadence, Natalie, Steph, and Alina.
British Sounding Narrator Dude: Welcome back to "Oh My Gosh, They're Fictional Characters!" I'm British Sounding Narrator Dude, more fondly known as Barty. I'll be filling in for Miss. Heart, since she seems to be off on one of her rendezvous with a towel clad git. *Clears throat* Ah . . . yes . . . we are receiving new contestants today . . . several new contestants. I feel sorry for those dirt-covered lads. Ah, let us get on with the show, shall we?
*Shae is still holding onto Squid. Squid has given up to thrashing and is just standing there with Shae clinging to him.*
Squid: If I said I couldn't breathe, would you believe me?
Shae: *giggles and tightens her grip* No.
Squid: *sigh*
Steph: *Runs into the tent* SQUID! SQUIDSQUIDSQUID! *runs up to him and glomps him*
Squid: AAAAHHH! Not another one!
Steph: *attaches herself to Squid's leg happily* I'm not gonna let you outta my sight!
Shae: Me neither!
Squid: Oh brother . . . *Wobbles out of the tent and makes his way to the Wreck Room in search for help*
~*~
MEANWHILE . . .
Rina: Eh . . . Stanley, are you awake yet?
Stanley: *drools*
Rina: BLAH! Curses this blindfold! *Rips it off*
Censored Lady: *Too busy doing her nails to notice*
Rina: ALAS! Stanley, my butt naked . . . um . . . my butt's not naked!! Now I may see to bring you back to consciousness! *Pours water on him*
Stanley: *Wakes up and screams* AAAAAAAAHHH! RAPE! RAPE! My innocence has been unwillingly taken from me!
Rina: *blinks* I didn't rape you! *Thinks evilly "Now why didn't I think of that?"*
Stanley: Oh . . . well then why am I naked? *Covers up*
Rina: Erm . . . you hit your head and knocked yourself out in the shower. *Starts to slyly scoot closer to Stanley* You looked very SEXY too . . .
Stanley: Oh . . . WAIT, you were spying on me in the shower?!
Rina: Eeeeh . . . eeeeeh . . . no. *Shifty glances* But I sure got an eyeful when I took off my blindfold! *Snickers evilly*
Stanley: I'm suddenly feeling the urge to run . . .
Rina: *clings to his arm happily and sucks on her thumb* My Staaanleh! (A/N: She paid me to put that! *sulks*)
~*~
MEANWHILE . . .
*Alina sneaks into D-tent and sees Zigzag standing there shirtless with his hands over his eyes.*
Alina: *Eyeing his chest* Ooh. Nice! VERY NICE!
Zigzag: *Thinking it's Shae and Squid* Oh, oh, I don't need to hear sound effects! Too much! Get a room!
Alina: *giggles maniacally.* Oh, Ziggy . . .
Zigzag: Who's that calling me?
Alina: Open your eyes and you'll see!
Zigzag: *Uncovers his eyes cautiously* AAH! *Covers up chest* my naked chest can't be revealed!
Alina: Oh yes it can! SEXY CHEST! IRRESISTABLE! *Pounces on Zigzag*
Zigzag: AHH! Don't hurt me!
Alina: *showers him with kisses* MWAH! MWAHMWAH! YUMMY! *Pins him down so he can't get away and continues showering him with kisses*
Zigzag: HELP! A strange girl who I don't know is kissing me all over! HELP!
Alina: Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
Zigzag: Please let go of me! This is very awkward and I think I'm lying in something gross!
~*~
MEANWHILE . . .
*Magnet is playing pool in the Wreck Room with Squid, who is wearing a towel and has two girls clinging to him.*
Magnet: So . . . what's with the chicas?
*Squid growls*
Magnet: Okay. Sorry.
*Cadence walks into the Wreck Room and sneaks up behind Magnet. She is seen reaching for something near his waistline.*
Cadence: *taps Magnet on the shoulder* Are these your ropa interior?
Magnet: *turns around* Hey! How'd you get my boxers?
Cadence: *smiles evilly* You really wanna know?
Magnet: . . . No.
Cadence: You have a very sexy el fondo. *starts edging closer to him*
Magnet: *Gulps* Uh . . . thanks. Can I have my boxers back?
Cadence: *hugs them* No! I've taken quite a liking to them!
Magnet: No! My boxers! Gimme! *Tries to grab for them*
Cadence: Nope! *stuffs them down her shirt*
Magnet: *is trying to make a grab for them while she stuffs them down her shirt, but stops two inches from her shirt* Uhh . . .
Cadence: *Fake gasp* ¿Es traviesa? Naughty, naughty! *Shakes finger*
Magnet: *turns red and withdraws his hand* Eh . . . heh.
Cadence: You have a sexy el fondo. I am en amor!
In the background, Squid is trying to pry off Shae and Steph.*
Shae: *in random spaz* YOU SMELL LIKE BOLOGNA! YOU ARE YUMMY!
~*~
MEANWHILE . . .
*Candi walks into D-tent to see Alina kissing Zigzag*
Candi: *GASP!* ZIGGY! I'LL SAVE YOU! *dives on them and starts tackling Alina*
Alina: *tackles back* Ziggy's MINE!
Candi: No! He's MINE!
Alina: *pulls on Ziggy's arm* Mine!
Zigzag: Owie!
Candi: *pulls on his other arm* Mine!
Zigzag: Owie!
Alina: *pulls* Mine!
Zigzag: OWIE!
Candi: *pulls* Mine!
Zigzag: OWIE!
Alina: Mineminemine!
Zigzag: Scary!
Candi: Minemineminemine!
Zigzag: Creepy!
Alina: Mineminemineminemine!
Zigzag: Frightening!
Candi: Minemineminemineminemine!
Zigazag: Fear-provoking!
Alina: *deep breath* Mineminemineminemineminemine!
Zigzag: I don't even know how I know this many synonyms for "scary"! That's terrifying!
Candi: *deep breath* Mineminemineminemineminemin-
Zigzag: STOP! You're SCARING me!! *whimpers and gets up to run away*
Candi and Alina: NOOO! MINE!
*Candi attaches herself to Zigzag's legs while Alina clings to his waist.*
Zigzag: *whimpers in fright* Don't touch me in inappropriate places!
Natalie: *walks into D-tent and sees the girls clinging to Zigzag* Ziggy! YUM! SHIRTLESS! YUM! *runs up to Zig and hugs him tightly*
Zigzag: *howling in fright* LORD GOD, HELP ME!!!!
Natalie: Ziggy! YOU ARE SSSEEXXYY!
Zigzag: RAPE! RAPE! Unwanted physical contact! I can't MOVE!
Natalie, Candi and Alina: GOOD! *all hug him mercilessly*
Zigzag: *faints and falls over with the girls still hugging him*
Natalie: *faints because she finally got to hug Zigzag*
Alina and Candi: *are still hugging Zigzag for the heck of it*
~*~
MEANWHILE . . .
*Rina is still holding on to Stanley's arm, and Stanley is still covering "himself" (COUGHHACKCOUGHLOL) with his hand.*
*Magnet is still blushing after almost putting his hand down Cadence's shirt and she is still complimenting his butt.*
*Natalie, Alina and Candi have fastened themselves to Zigzag and refuse to let go. Zigzag and Natalie are currently fainted.*
*Shae and Steph are still hanging onto Squid, and Shae has taken to sniffing Squid's waist area and claiming that he smells of bologna. Steph has taken to happily hugging Squid's leg and refuses to depart.*
British Sounding Narrator Dude: Ah, another . . . off the wall episode to this frenzied TV show. *mutters "why couldn't they sign me onto American Idol?"* WHAT may happen during the next episode? We may only see to find out . . . *walks offstage muttering about not getting paid enough*
Jerry Springer Commercial Dude: We currently have enough contestants for "Oh My Gosh, They're Fictional Characters!" Thank you for reading this fic, and we're sorry if you were wishing to come on the show. The author is sure to write more interactive stories, so don't worry! . . . Hey! Whose pack of bologna is this?
Shae: BOLOGNA!!!!! YUM!!! *chomps at the bologna, but lets go of Squid in the process. Squid wobbles away, Steph still attached*
Thank you!! Love the cows!
~Shae and her band of crazy people~