Disclaimer: I do not own the characters in here from the Final Fantasy
games. The only character I have control over is me Dark Angel.
Theblackraveness has control over her own thoughts and actions.or so she
thinks.anyhow enjoy these odd notes that make this seem lighter than it is.
Dark Angel: ~ squirming away from both Zell and theblackraveness ~ Nooo! Get offa me!!!!!
(Note from herein theblackraveness is going to be either BR or Raveness, and dark angel is either gonna be DA or Dark)
Zell: ~ Whining ~ Tell meeeee!!!! ~ leaps towards Dark ~
Raveness: ~ looking at Zell then to Dark ~ "Yes let me have him!!! Damnit I love him!!"
Dark: ~ Cowering ~ I can't !!! Squaresoft wants him back for the Motion capturing of Tidus!!!!
Raveness: ~ leaping onto Zell and clinging like a leech ~ NOOOOOOOOOO!!! MINE!!!!!
Zell: ~ Suffocating ~ Help me!!!!
Dark: ~ stands scratching head ~ Oh boy.
Raveness: ~ still clinging ~ Still mine until I get Hugh Jackman!!!!
Dark: ~ looks around trying to find crowbar ~ Oh great.now lets see how often must we have this conversation!?
Raveness: ~ still leeching Zell ~ What conversation?
Zell: ~ dying ~ help..me..~ cough ~
Dark: ~ Grabs metal crowbar and runs over to Zell ~ The one about people not being property!
As Dark struggles with the crowbar Raveness lets go and then clings to Dark's leg digging in her nails.
Raveness: ~ yelling ~ Damnit I want MY HUGHIE!!!! Mah snuggle-poof!! I wurve hughie!!!
Zell: ~ lies on floor breathing deeply ~ I'M ALIVE AHAHAHA!!!
Dark: ~ throws crowbar and knocks Zell out ~ SHUT UP!!!
Zell: ~ falls over out cold ~ ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
Suddenly as Dark tries without success to get Raveness off her leg, who happens to waltz on but Squall, no Rinoa though...hmmm.
Squall: ~ looks at Zell ~ What the hell? ~ runs over to the sleeping blond and kneels down acting like he cares ~
Dark: ~ growls and tries harder to get Raveness off her leg, fortunately Raveness has seen Squall. ~
Raveness: ~ leaping off Dark's leg ~ SQUALLY!!!
Squall: ~ looking over and foolishly standing up ~ What the.
It's too late Raveness clings to his leather pant leg like a leech again, repeatedly saying Squally over and over and over again in a sickeningly cute voice.
Squall: ~ shakes leg and almost falls over ~ Get it off GET IT OFF!!!!
Dark: ~ stands idly by rubbing leg to get the blood going again then laughs at Squall ~ :Now you must suffer!!!!
Dark laughs evilly then grabs Zell by the hair and drags him to an iron barred cage and tosses him in, then seals it and tapes on a sticker.
Sticker: ~ sticker reads ~ To: Japan From: Dark Angel thanks for letting me borrow him!
Dark laughs and watches Squall scream like a pansy and limp around trying to get his 'adoring fan' off of his leg.
Raveness: ~ angrily ~ IT! I'M A FREAKING IT NOW!!!!
Raveness bites squall's leg hard puncturing the leather.
Squall: ~ screaming loudly ~ OWWWWWWWWWIIIEEEEEE!!!
Note: Okay this is the next chapter even though I said no more.how sad. Thanks to theblackraveness for allowing me to use her and to her for he input on her character. And don't forget to check back to see the next chapter, will anyone show up to save Squall? Or Raveness? You'll have to wait and see!!! Oh and thanks again to theblackraveness for inspiring me to write this and beta reading it!!!
Dark Angel: ~ squirming away from both Zell and theblackraveness ~ Nooo! Get offa me!!!!!
(Note from herein theblackraveness is going to be either BR or Raveness, and dark angel is either gonna be DA or Dark)
Zell: ~ Whining ~ Tell meeeee!!!! ~ leaps towards Dark ~
Raveness: ~ looking at Zell then to Dark ~ "Yes let me have him!!! Damnit I love him!!"
Dark: ~ Cowering ~ I can't !!! Squaresoft wants him back for the Motion capturing of Tidus!!!!
Raveness: ~ leaping onto Zell and clinging like a leech ~ NOOOOOOOOOO!!! MINE!!!!!
Zell: ~ Suffocating ~ Help me!!!!
Dark: ~ stands scratching head ~ Oh boy.
Raveness: ~ still clinging ~ Still mine until I get Hugh Jackman!!!!
Dark: ~ looks around trying to find crowbar ~ Oh great.now lets see how often must we have this conversation!?
Raveness: ~ still leeching Zell ~ What conversation?
Zell: ~ dying ~ help..me..~ cough ~
Dark: ~ Grabs metal crowbar and runs over to Zell ~ The one about people not being property!
As Dark struggles with the crowbar Raveness lets go and then clings to Dark's leg digging in her nails.
Raveness: ~ yelling ~ Damnit I want MY HUGHIE!!!! Mah snuggle-poof!! I wurve hughie!!!
Zell: ~ lies on floor breathing deeply ~ I'M ALIVE AHAHAHA!!!
Dark: ~ throws crowbar and knocks Zell out ~ SHUT UP!!!
Zell: ~ falls over out cold ~ ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
Suddenly as Dark tries without success to get Raveness off her leg, who happens to waltz on but Squall, no Rinoa though...hmmm.
Squall: ~ looks at Zell ~ What the hell? ~ runs over to the sleeping blond and kneels down acting like he cares ~
Dark: ~ growls and tries harder to get Raveness off her leg, fortunately Raveness has seen Squall. ~
Raveness: ~ leaping off Dark's leg ~ SQUALLY!!!
Squall: ~ looking over and foolishly standing up ~ What the.
It's too late Raveness clings to his leather pant leg like a leech again, repeatedly saying Squally over and over and over again in a sickeningly cute voice.
Squall: ~ shakes leg and almost falls over ~ Get it off GET IT OFF!!!!
Dark: ~ stands idly by rubbing leg to get the blood going again then laughs at Squall ~ :Now you must suffer!!!!
Dark laughs evilly then grabs Zell by the hair and drags him to an iron barred cage and tosses him in, then seals it and tapes on a sticker.
Sticker: ~ sticker reads ~ To: Japan From: Dark Angel thanks for letting me borrow him!
Dark laughs and watches Squall scream like a pansy and limp around trying to get his 'adoring fan' off of his leg.
Raveness: ~ angrily ~ IT! I'M A FREAKING IT NOW!!!!
Raveness bites squall's leg hard puncturing the leather.
Squall: ~ screaming loudly ~ OWWWWWWWWWIIIEEEEEE!!!
Note: Okay this is the next chapter even though I said no more.how sad. Thanks to theblackraveness for allowing me to use her and to her for he input on her character. And don't forget to check back to see the next chapter, will anyone show up to save Squall? Or Raveness? You'll have to wait and see!!! Oh and thanks again to theblackraveness for inspiring me to write this and beta reading it!!!