Lockhart's Love Advice-Part Three-Voldemort pays a visit.
Lockhart:Welcome to my chatroom, devoted to all things love. S.Snape:How do I make that sexy fox proffesor McGoganall like me, Lockhart? Lockhart:Some one like you?I mean, uh.a love potion? S.Snape:A infatuserum? Lockhart:Uh, yeah.sure. Harry Potter:Rigggghhhhhttt... Ginny:Harry.When are you coming over to visit Ron and I? Harry Potter:NEVER!MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ginny:Right... Krum:Is Hermione here? Ginny:Hang on Im Ron, I kicked Ginny off.literally.. Harry Potter:I hope you um, didn't hurt her.what a umm.shame Ron:Don't you mean Hermie-Own- Krum? Krum:Potter email me at Bulgarian_hero@wizardways.com.bulg Ok? Harry Potter:Ok Voldemort:You don't know where I am Potter. Harry Potter:.Umm.you're actually standing in front of the fridge Voldemort:.Damn.I even bought the laptop. Ginny:I love you, please say you love me too.these three words.. Harry Potter:SHUT UP!!!!!!! Ginny:I was MADE for loving you HARRY, you were MADE for loving ME.. Harry Potter:There's no way, cos you can't pay. Ginny:A sickle? Harry Potter:Uh.no? Ginny:In the name of love, one night in the name of love. Harry Potter:Die!Just DIE!I wont give in to you. Ginny:Okay.final offer.6 knuts. 2 Sickles and a Galleon.Its our life savings.. Ron:NO!Ive got to buy a new quill! Ginny:Whats wrong with the old one? Ron:It exploded Ginny:So?Your so stupid anyway you probably cant even write Ron:Am too! Ron:Am not! Giiny:So..harry.for that much? Harry Potter:Riggghhhhttt.How about, no? Hermione:Krum!HI!HI KRUM!HI VICTOR!!!HI MY HERO!HI MY BULGERIAN HERO! Krum:What is it that you say?Riggghhhhhtttt. Harry Potter:What do you need to talk to Hermione about? Krum:I no longer want to go with a loser like that, Potter Harry Potter:Oh, yeah, I get you mate. Ron:Hey!Hermione's my friend and she is not a loser! Hermione:Well I hate to tell you but I am secretly in love with Harry. Ron:That's not a secret!Everyone knows!IT DRIVES ME CRAZY!! Ron:I mean, umm..RIGGGHHHHTTTT Ron:DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE Lockhart:That's enough!Chatrooms closed!! Ginny:I will love you, until my dying day!!! Voldemort:Its your lucky day! To be continued.
Lockhart:Welcome to my chatroom, devoted to all things love. S.Snape:How do I make that sexy fox proffesor McGoganall like me, Lockhart? Lockhart:Some one like you?I mean, uh.a love potion? S.Snape:A infatuserum? Lockhart:Uh, yeah.sure. Harry Potter:Rigggghhhhhttt... Ginny:Harry.When are you coming over to visit Ron and I? Harry Potter:NEVER!MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ginny:Right... Krum:Is Hermione here? Ginny:Hang on Im Ron, I kicked Ginny off.literally.. Harry Potter:I hope you um, didn't hurt her.what a umm.shame Ron:Don't you mean Hermie-Own- Krum? Krum:Potter email me at Bulgarian_hero@wizardways.com.bulg Ok? Harry Potter:Ok Voldemort:You don't know where I am Potter. Harry Potter:.Umm.you're actually standing in front of the fridge Voldemort:.Damn.I even bought the laptop. Ginny:I love you, please say you love me too.these three words.. Harry Potter:SHUT UP!!!!!!! Ginny:I was MADE for loving you HARRY, you were MADE for loving ME.. Harry Potter:There's no way, cos you can't pay. Ginny:A sickle? Harry Potter:Uh.no? Ginny:In the name of love, one night in the name of love. Harry Potter:Die!Just DIE!I wont give in to you. Ginny:Okay.final offer.6 knuts. 2 Sickles and a Galleon.Its our life savings.. Ron:NO!Ive got to buy a new quill! Ginny:Whats wrong with the old one? Ron:It exploded Ginny:So?Your so stupid anyway you probably cant even write Ron:Am too! Ron:Am not! Giiny:So..harry.for that much? Harry Potter:Riggghhhhttt.How about, no? Hermione:Krum!HI!HI KRUM!HI VICTOR!!!HI MY HERO!HI MY BULGERIAN HERO! Krum:What is it that you say?Riggghhhhhtttt. Harry Potter:What do you need to talk to Hermione about? Krum:I no longer want to go with a loser like that, Potter Harry Potter:Oh, yeah, I get you mate. Ron:Hey!Hermione's my friend and she is not a loser! Hermione:Well I hate to tell you but I am secretly in love with Harry. Ron:That's not a secret!Everyone knows!IT DRIVES ME CRAZY!! Ron:I mean, umm..RIGGGHHHHTTTT Ron:DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE Lockhart:That's enough!Chatrooms closed!! Ginny:I will love you, until my dying day!!! Voldemort:Its your lucky day! To be continued.