Lockhart's Love advice Part Four-The son of Grindelwald
Lockhart: Welcome to my chat room, devoted to all things love. And a happy Valentine's Day for tomorrow! Voldie:Im really not such a bad person, I'm just mizundastood! S.Snape:Tell me about it, mate S.Snape:I mean.Uhh.die you evil, bad man! Krum: What is it that you say?Riggghhhhhtttt. Harry Potter: Oh, hi Victor Krum: Call me Vicky Harry Potter:Ok then..riiiigggghhhhttttt.. Dr Evil:Hey hey my evil dudes what's bin up in da house? Voldemort:Guess who's back S.Snape:Back again Voldemort:Grindy's back S.Snape:Tell a friend Lockhart: Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back.alright its kinda catchy! Dumping Doer:#*^% Grindelwald! Dr Evil: This is Grindelwald the second, son of Grindelwald and I have come to steal your mojo! Dumping Doer:Oh no! Not my mojo!I guess this calls for.Professor Powers! P.A.Powers:Groovy baby, yeah! Lockhart: And I suppose you think you're better looking than me? P.A.Powers:Yup! Harry Potter: I agree Hermione:Don't worry Lockhart, I think you look pretty healthy to me! Lockhart:Yup, that's right, I have my health *Professor Brendan Fraser enters room* Lockhart:Ahh..pain.pain like no other.please someone call an ambulance.I am in great pain.but I am still alive.I shall try to get up.Ow!It appears that one of my legs is broken. I shall try to stand up on the other one.Ow!That one is also broken, and I have appeared to have fractured my arm on the fall to the ground. Also I have a septic cut on my torso which is beginning to smell like almonds.perhaps if you could give me some antiseptic?Or maybe even a band-aid? P.Brendan.Fraser:I am the new defence against the dark arts teacher Abigail Pleaser: Swoon.. P.Brendan.Fraser:I teach very dark arts.I might just shorten my name to dark_hearts.you all know who I am Abigail Pleaser: I certainly do! I loved you in Mrs Winterbourne! Dark_hearts:So you watch muggle movies do you? Yes I must say my hair looks extra good in that film. Dr Evil:*Stamp* Why is noone paying any attention to me. Lockhart: This is a room about peace, feedom, and love not.you! Reign of fire: To death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dr Hannibal da Cannibal: Is this Clarice? Harry Potter:Lockhart, I have to tell you that I WANT YOU TO BE MY DARK ARTS TEACHER AGAIN GODDAMN YOU!!!!!!! Lockhart:Now Harry, you have Proffesor Fraser now.he's a very capable teacher..although not as handsome and dashing as me! Dmraalcfooy:Hhehehehe Potter is a Rotter Harry Potter:Oh shut up Malfoy Dmraalcfooy:Yoing Potter, your'e ugly, but what can we do?Everyone says you belong in a zoo!If you look in a mirror it surely will crack.So the best thing to do is wear a nice sack!!! Harry Potter:That's not even original Lockhart:Chat rooms closing!Everybody off!
*Will Dr Evil, the son of Grindlewald steal Dumbledore's mojo?Is Proffesor Fraser better looking than Lockhart?Are Harry and Hermione finally getting together?Find out in the next chat in Lockharts Love Advice!*
Lockhart: Welcome to my chat room, devoted to all things love. And a happy Valentine's Day for tomorrow! Voldie:Im really not such a bad person, I'm just mizundastood! S.Snape:Tell me about it, mate S.Snape:I mean.Uhh.die you evil, bad man! Krum: What is it that you say?Riggghhhhhtttt. Harry Potter: Oh, hi Victor Krum: Call me Vicky Harry Potter:Ok then..riiiigggghhhhttttt.. Dr Evil:Hey hey my evil dudes what's bin up in da house? Voldemort:Guess who's back S.Snape:Back again Voldemort:Grindy's back S.Snape:Tell a friend Lockhart: Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back.alright its kinda catchy! Dumping Doer:#*^% Grindelwald! Dr Evil: This is Grindelwald the second, son of Grindelwald and I have come to steal your mojo! Dumping Doer:Oh no! Not my mojo!I guess this calls for.Professor Powers! P.A.Powers:Groovy baby, yeah! Lockhart: And I suppose you think you're better looking than me? P.A.Powers:Yup! Harry Potter: I agree Hermione:Don't worry Lockhart, I think you look pretty healthy to me! Lockhart:Yup, that's right, I have my health *Professor Brendan Fraser enters room* Lockhart:Ahh..pain.pain like no other.please someone call an ambulance.I am in great pain.but I am still alive.I shall try to get up.Ow!It appears that one of my legs is broken. I shall try to stand up on the other one.Ow!That one is also broken, and I have appeared to have fractured my arm on the fall to the ground. Also I have a septic cut on my torso which is beginning to smell like almonds.perhaps if you could give me some antiseptic?Or maybe even a band-aid? P.Brendan.Fraser:I am the new defence against the dark arts teacher Abigail Pleaser: Swoon.. P.Brendan.Fraser:I teach very dark arts.I might just shorten my name to dark_hearts.you all know who I am Abigail Pleaser: I certainly do! I loved you in Mrs Winterbourne! Dark_hearts:So you watch muggle movies do you? Yes I must say my hair looks extra good in that film. Dr Evil:*Stamp* Why is noone paying any attention to me. Lockhart: This is a room about peace, feedom, and love not.you! Reign of fire: To death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dr Hannibal da Cannibal: Is this Clarice? Harry Potter:Lockhart, I have to tell you that I WANT YOU TO BE MY DARK ARTS TEACHER AGAIN GODDAMN YOU!!!!!!! Lockhart:Now Harry, you have Proffesor Fraser now.he's a very capable teacher..although not as handsome and dashing as me! Dmraalcfooy:Hhehehehe Potter is a Rotter Harry Potter:Oh shut up Malfoy Dmraalcfooy:Yoing Potter, your'e ugly, but what can we do?Everyone says you belong in a zoo!If you look in a mirror it surely will crack.So the best thing to do is wear a nice sack!!! Harry Potter:That's not even original Lockhart:Chat rooms closing!Everybody off!
*Will Dr Evil, the son of Grindlewald steal Dumbledore's mojo?Is Proffesor Fraser better looking than Lockhart?Are Harry and Hermione finally getting together?Find out in the next chat in Lockharts Love Advice!*