Lockhart's Love Advice-Harry had spent too much time in the chamber of
secrets
Lockhart:Welcome to my chat room, devoted to all things love.
HarryPothead:Hey, Hermione, how are you?
StraightAstudent:I've been better, Harry. I just found out that my net name is the total opposite of me!
HarryPothead:Well, we all know you're not straight
Ronald Weasly:hahahaha!Good one Harry!
HarryPothead:I'd just like to inform you of my decision to leave Gryffindor house and join the Ronald McDonald house
Ronald Weasly:Poor people can join that house, cant they?
Draco MA lfoy:Ha, Potter I don't need a wand to beat the crap out of you!
Lockhart:I don't normally like to intrude on coversations, but just what does your screen name mean, Draco?
HarryPothead:Well, that's easy. Draco master arsehole Malfoy
Draco MA lfoy:You'll pay for that one Potter!I know what you did in the chamber of secrets last summer.
HarryPothead:What, killed the Basilisk?
Draco MA lfoy:No, played with your wand. Ahahaa! Anyway, my net name is like, Draco Ma for mature audiences. Get it?
Lockhart:Not really
Moony:You there, my old friend?
Padfoot:You bet. But it is my deepest regret that James could not join us tonight, my friend.
Moony:Too true, what what, my old deckmate.
Random Dementor:*hissing noise*Let me give you the kiss!
Ronald Weasly:What, are you single??
Straight A student:I got a D in arithmancy!A fail!!
HarryPothead:What??!
Darco MA lfoy:What??!
Random Dementor:Wat??!
Straight A student:That's what I was trying to tell you before, Harry.
HarryPothead:But we KNOW you're not straight, Hermione
Straight A student:How many times do I have to tell you I'm not a member of Ta Tu??!
Harry Pothead:I know the truth.
Voldemort:Im sick of this whole evil crap.Im changing my name to Bob and taking up Broadway.
HarryPothead:Really?
Voldemort:Yeh, ive got this grand image for Titanic:The musical. You know, songs like, The ships gonna sink, we're all gonna die.
Harrypothead:Riiiigggghhhhhttttt
Prefect Percy:Ron, mum wants you to set the table.
Ronald Weasly:Why cant you do it???!
PrefectPercy:I'm really tied up with Mr Crouch right now.
Ronald Weasly:Too much info, Perce
Cho:Percy, will you go out with me?
Prefect Percy:Im sorry, I don't really dig that kind of thing. But you know my girl, Penelope, you're welcome to her.
Cho:Ronald?
Ronald Weasly:No, Im saving myself for Hermione.
Straight A student:Ew, gross!
Cho:Lockhart?
Lockhart:No sorry, Im busy tonight with my girl, mel. But Im free tomorrow.
HarryPothead:I'll go out with you Cho!!!
Cho:Oh, okay then. Wait!Random dementor!Are you free tonight?
Random Dementor:Sure thing. Can you pick me up from Azkaban at eight?
Lockhart:Chatrooms closing, everybody out.
Lockhart:Welcome to my chat room, devoted to all things love.
HarryPothead:Hey, Hermione, how are you?
StraightAstudent:I've been better, Harry. I just found out that my net name is the total opposite of me!
HarryPothead:Well, we all know you're not straight
Ronald Weasly:hahahaha!Good one Harry!
HarryPothead:I'd just like to inform you of my decision to leave Gryffindor house and join the Ronald McDonald house
Ronald Weasly:Poor people can join that house, cant they?
Draco MA lfoy:Ha, Potter I don't need a wand to beat the crap out of you!
Lockhart:I don't normally like to intrude on coversations, but just what does your screen name mean, Draco?
HarryPothead:Well, that's easy. Draco master arsehole Malfoy
Draco MA lfoy:You'll pay for that one Potter!I know what you did in the chamber of secrets last summer.
HarryPothead:What, killed the Basilisk?
Draco MA lfoy:No, played with your wand. Ahahaa! Anyway, my net name is like, Draco Ma for mature audiences. Get it?
Lockhart:Not really
Moony:You there, my old friend?
Padfoot:You bet. But it is my deepest regret that James could not join us tonight, my friend.
Moony:Too true, what what, my old deckmate.
Random Dementor:*hissing noise*Let me give you the kiss!
Ronald Weasly:What, are you single??
Straight A student:I got a D in arithmancy!A fail!!
HarryPothead:What??!
Darco MA lfoy:What??!
Random Dementor:Wat??!
Straight A student:That's what I was trying to tell you before, Harry.
HarryPothead:But we KNOW you're not straight, Hermione
Straight A student:How many times do I have to tell you I'm not a member of Ta Tu??!
Harry Pothead:I know the truth.
Voldemort:Im sick of this whole evil crap.Im changing my name to Bob and taking up Broadway.
HarryPothead:Really?
Voldemort:Yeh, ive got this grand image for Titanic:The musical. You know, songs like, The ships gonna sink, we're all gonna die.
Harrypothead:Riiiigggghhhhhttttt
Prefect Percy:Ron, mum wants you to set the table.
Ronald Weasly:Why cant you do it???!
PrefectPercy:I'm really tied up with Mr Crouch right now.
Ronald Weasly:Too much info, Perce
Cho:Percy, will you go out with me?
Prefect Percy:Im sorry, I don't really dig that kind of thing. But you know my girl, Penelope, you're welcome to her.
Cho:Ronald?
Ronald Weasly:No, Im saving myself for Hermione.
Straight A student:Ew, gross!
Cho:Lockhart?
Lockhart:No sorry, Im busy tonight with my girl, mel. But Im free tomorrow.
HarryPothead:I'll go out with you Cho!!!
Cho:Oh, okay then. Wait!Random dementor!Are you free tonight?
Random Dementor:Sure thing. Can you pick me up from Azkaban at eight?
Lockhart:Chatrooms closing, everybody out.