Lord of the Rings
(A Shonne C. Fanfic)
Presents
Modern Day Hobbits
"In the Real World"
Introduction:
This short story is based on Hobbits. Little folk with big, hairy feet who
live in Middle-Earth. But what would happen if they ventured in our world? This is probably what
they'd be thinking and what they'd be doing..
"What? What is that??!!" little Hobbit Peregrin Took (a.k.a Pippin) gasp as he looks at a tall skyscraper in New York City.
"Mr. Frodo, what's a 'hot dog'?" Samwise Gamgee (a.k.a Sam) questions as he reads the side of a hot dog stand.
"Look Pippin! That ground is black!" Meriodoc Brandybuck (a.k.a Merry) squeals as he nudges Pippin.
"Sam, I think we took a wrong turn somewhere.." Frodo Baggins responds to his loyal servant, taking out a map of Middle-Earth and looking it over.
Now, your probably wondering how 4 Hobbits suddenly appeared in New York City. Well, if you guessed that they really did take a wrong turn, your right. So there they were, 4 Hobbits, children to a man's eye, walking around New York.
"Mmm, this 'hot dog' isn't bad" Pippin exclaims, pieces of hot dog and bun coming from his mouth, hitting Merry in the shoulder.
"Pippin, don't talk with your mouth full!" Merry scolds.
"That will be $6.50 you kids" the voice of the man selling hot dogs booms, "And no checks"
The Hobbits look at each other, one from another.
"Er, what is $6.50 supposed to mean?" Frodo asks Sam.
"Beats me.must be gems he's after" Sam replies.
Frodo takes Sam's advice and takes out a little bag of gems.
"Does he really want six hundred and fifty for 4 of those things?" Frodo whispers.
The man grows impatient, "C'mon you kids, either pay or I work it out of you!" he growls.
"Sir, is six hundred and fifty really necessary?" Pippin asks nervously to the man.
The man looks at Pippin curiously, "You 4 have six hundred and fifty?"
"Well sir, I only have 300 gems." Frodo responds, emptying his little money bag on the hot dog stand.
The man stares wide eyed at the jewels. Before the Hobbits could respond, the man swipes them all and puts it in his loot bag. "You've paid, now get outta here!"
Not wanting to find out what he would do to them if they stayed, the Hobbits speedily walk away.
What will happen to the 4 lost Hobbits? How will they pay for food and shelter now? Will Pippin find out what a skyscraper is? Find out, in the next chapter.
(A Shonne C. Fanfic)
Presents
Modern Day Hobbits
"In the Real World"
Introduction:
This short story is based on Hobbits. Little folk with big, hairy feet who
live in Middle-Earth. But what would happen if they ventured in our world? This is probably what
they'd be thinking and what they'd be doing..
"What? What is that??!!" little Hobbit Peregrin Took (a.k.a Pippin) gasp as he looks at a tall skyscraper in New York City.
"Mr. Frodo, what's a 'hot dog'?" Samwise Gamgee (a.k.a Sam) questions as he reads the side of a hot dog stand.
"Look Pippin! That ground is black!" Meriodoc Brandybuck (a.k.a Merry) squeals as he nudges Pippin.
"Sam, I think we took a wrong turn somewhere.." Frodo Baggins responds to his loyal servant, taking out a map of Middle-Earth and looking it over.
Now, your probably wondering how 4 Hobbits suddenly appeared in New York City. Well, if you guessed that they really did take a wrong turn, your right. So there they were, 4 Hobbits, children to a man's eye, walking around New York.
"Mmm, this 'hot dog' isn't bad" Pippin exclaims, pieces of hot dog and bun coming from his mouth, hitting Merry in the shoulder.
"Pippin, don't talk with your mouth full!" Merry scolds.
"That will be $6.50 you kids" the voice of the man selling hot dogs booms, "And no checks"
The Hobbits look at each other, one from another.
"Er, what is $6.50 supposed to mean?" Frodo asks Sam.
"Beats me.must be gems he's after" Sam replies.
Frodo takes Sam's advice and takes out a little bag of gems.
"Does he really want six hundred and fifty for 4 of those things?" Frodo whispers.
The man grows impatient, "C'mon you kids, either pay or I work it out of you!" he growls.
"Sir, is six hundred and fifty really necessary?" Pippin asks nervously to the man.
The man looks at Pippin curiously, "You 4 have six hundred and fifty?"
"Well sir, I only have 300 gems." Frodo responds, emptying his little money bag on the hot dog stand.
The man stares wide eyed at the jewels. Before the Hobbits could respond, the man swipes them all and puts it in his loot bag. "You've paid, now get outta here!"
Not wanting to find out what he would do to them if they stayed, the Hobbits speedily walk away.
What will happen to the 4 lost Hobbits? How will they pay for food and shelter now? Will Pippin find out what a skyscraper is? Find out, in the next chapter.