Chapter 3: A Plan Reviled?
(I STILL do not, never have, or ever will own Invader Zim. SO DON'T SUE ME! Wow.a short disclaimer, didn't think it was possible with me ^_^ ENJOY!)
Yes! I had made it to Zim's lab, and it was far too easy..almost, dangerously easy. But hey, why stop now? He narrowed his eyes as he heard a loud crackle of Zim's evil laughter. But it wasn't his usual laughter to himself, it was as if Zim was talking to someone. But who could possibly be talking to Zim at this hour? Glancing at his watch. 2 in the morning. But that laugh.like he was probably nearly done with whatever he was working with..figuring out why he was laughing like that would make the late hour worth it. And this time, for a change, I had the element of surprise.
Creeping up as I followed the sound of the evil laughter shuddering as it got closer and closer. I could only dream what evil doings Zim had in mind, and only hoped I hadn't arrived too late. My eyes widened as I finally approached Zim, for he was indeed talking to someone else. A large screen was facing Zim, and two very tall Irkens were watching Zim, though they weren't laughing along with him. One was all red with black spots on his PAK and the other was all purple with red spots on his PAK. They were staring at Zim like he was crazy, only the purple one had a smirk on his face like he was trying to stiff laughter. Tip-toeing to a large computer which was right behind Zim and the screen and peered my head out a little, just enough so he can see without being seen. After a while, the laughter finally stopped.
"My Tallest, forgive me for not reporting all weak, but you will be pleased and amazed at my speedy progress for I, the all-mighty (but not nearly as all-mighty as you, my all-mighty Tallest) have discovered something so AMAZING it even amazes me!"
"Almighty Tallest," I thought Dib to myself quietly "those must be his leaders!" out of habit, I reached down for his camera to snap a picture of the Tallest, but quickly put it back in fear of being detected from the flash. I quickly listened again.
The Red Irken put his hand over his mouth to stiffen a laugh then tried to look serious. "Well Zim, uhh.good work? Now if you don't mind I think we have another."
But Zim interrupted them before Red could cut him off. "No Sirs, please listen. This time I really know how to kill off all the humans!"
I gulped.this sounded serious. I mean, sure Zim always ranted on how he'll wipe out the human race.but there was something in his tone of voice that I just didn't like, it sounded.to serious and too evil for comfort. The kind of tone that makes the hair raise on the back of your neck.
Purple sighs in defeat "Alright ZIM" said his name with much annoyance "what is it this time?"
"Oh don't worry Sirs, you'll be impressed with this one for sure! I spent DAYS planning this one.yes, but it was well worth it. See, I realized that in order to defeat your enemy, you must learn what your enemy needs in order to live!"
Red sighed boredly clearly droning Zim out "uh-huh. yea that's great Zim."
Zim nods "yes, yes I know it is. Anyway, Ms. Bitters said that humans need filthy WATER to live! Oh I hate that so much, it causes so much pains to our superior Irken skin! BUT everything has a weakness.even this 'water' as Earthlings call it."
I raised an eyebrow getting a flashback to that speech.
A/n: yay I finally decided to add author notes! Thanks to all who reviewed, and so quickly at that. I wasn't going to even finish the story but since you liked it so much here you go! I changed it from third person to 1st person.'cause well, I thought it'd be better that way. And I think it is. Sorry for the cliffhanger, the next chapy will be a flashback! Will Zim finally shut up and finally reveal his plan of doom? Will Dib get caught? Find out! Please R/R! THANKIES! And I hoped you noted the chapters are getting longer ^_^ Oh and I also added clever tittles for the chapters! Yay me!
(I STILL do not, never have, or ever will own Invader Zim. SO DON'T SUE ME! Wow.a short disclaimer, didn't think it was possible with me ^_^ ENJOY!)
Yes! I had made it to Zim's lab, and it was far too easy..almost, dangerously easy. But hey, why stop now? He narrowed his eyes as he heard a loud crackle of Zim's evil laughter. But it wasn't his usual laughter to himself, it was as if Zim was talking to someone. But who could possibly be talking to Zim at this hour? Glancing at his watch. 2 in the morning. But that laugh.like he was probably nearly done with whatever he was working with..figuring out why he was laughing like that would make the late hour worth it. And this time, for a change, I had the element of surprise.
Creeping up as I followed the sound of the evil laughter shuddering as it got closer and closer. I could only dream what evil doings Zim had in mind, and only hoped I hadn't arrived too late. My eyes widened as I finally approached Zim, for he was indeed talking to someone else. A large screen was facing Zim, and two very tall Irkens were watching Zim, though they weren't laughing along with him. One was all red with black spots on his PAK and the other was all purple with red spots on his PAK. They were staring at Zim like he was crazy, only the purple one had a smirk on his face like he was trying to stiff laughter. Tip-toeing to a large computer which was right behind Zim and the screen and peered my head out a little, just enough so he can see without being seen. After a while, the laughter finally stopped.
"My Tallest, forgive me for not reporting all weak, but you will be pleased and amazed at my speedy progress for I, the all-mighty (but not nearly as all-mighty as you, my all-mighty Tallest) have discovered something so AMAZING it even amazes me!"
"Almighty Tallest," I thought Dib to myself quietly "those must be his leaders!" out of habit, I reached down for his camera to snap a picture of the Tallest, but quickly put it back in fear of being detected from the flash. I quickly listened again.
The Red Irken put his hand over his mouth to stiffen a laugh then tried to look serious. "Well Zim, uhh.good work? Now if you don't mind I think we have another."
But Zim interrupted them before Red could cut him off. "No Sirs, please listen. This time I really know how to kill off all the humans!"
I gulped.this sounded serious. I mean, sure Zim always ranted on how he'll wipe out the human race.but there was something in his tone of voice that I just didn't like, it sounded.to serious and too evil for comfort. The kind of tone that makes the hair raise on the back of your neck.
Purple sighs in defeat "Alright ZIM" said his name with much annoyance "what is it this time?"
"Oh don't worry Sirs, you'll be impressed with this one for sure! I spent DAYS planning this one.yes, but it was well worth it. See, I realized that in order to defeat your enemy, you must learn what your enemy needs in order to live!"
Red sighed boredly clearly droning Zim out "uh-huh. yea that's great Zim."
Zim nods "yes, yes I know it is. Anyway, Ms. Bitters said that humans need filthy WATER to live! Oh I hate that so much, it causes so much pains to our superior Irken skin! BUT everything has a weakness.even this 'water' as Earthlings call it."
I raised an eyebrow getting a flashback to that speech.
A/n: yay I finally decided to add author notes! Thanks to all who reviewed, and so quickly at that. I wasn't going to even finish the story but since you liked it so much here you go! I changed it from third person to 1st person.'cause well, I thought it'd be better that way. And I think it is. Sorry for the cliffhanger, the next chapy will be a flashback! Will Zim finally shut up and finally reveal his plan of doom? Will Dib get caught? Find out! Please R/R! THANKIES! And I hoped you noted the chapters are getting longer ^_^ Oh and I also added clever tittles for the chapters! Yay me!