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Chapter 2- Pictures and Gundam lugging

Allenby walked down the hall. She bit off a large chunk of her doughnut and swallowed before taking a large gulp of hot chocolate. Pulling out a datapad from her pocket, she smiled happily.

"MMMMMMmhhhhhhhhh, this is the life....." she muttered as she stared down at the picture of Domon's ass she'd taken after a Gundam fight. He didn't even know that she'd snapped it.

"HHHHUUUURRRRRAAAAHH! RUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!"

Allenby looked to her left and she saw Hans of Neo-Denmark lugging a large chunk of his Gundam down the stairs.

"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGG!" Hans grunted.

The piece of Gundam moved .0000000000000000001 inches.

"Can I help you?" Allenby asked him, chomping on her doughnut.

"No, I'm fine," Hans said as he pulled at the piece of his Gundam. "No problem here."

"Okayyyy....." Allenby said, shaking her head as she continued on her way down the hall.

She stared down again at the picture of Domon's ass. Damn, it was tight!

"Hello Allenby!"

Allenby jumped back and slammed her datapad shut. A mini version of Schwartz Bruder was hanging upside down from a pipe suspended from the ceiling.

"Oh!" Allenby squealed jumping up and down. "You're so cute!"

She put her datapad with the picture of Domon back into her pocket. "How did you get so cute?"

Mini-Schwartz swung his head back and forth and blushed. "I dunno."

"Oh I just can't take it anymore!" She put her hot chocolate and doughnut on the floor. She reached up and betted at the fluffball on the end of his mask. "You're so adorable!!!"

Mini-Schwartz smiled.

"You are too cute for words, I've got to have a picture!"

She reached for her datapad and deleted the picture of Domon's ass. She reached up to take the picture, focusing on chibi Schwartz's adorable smile.

SNAP!

"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!"

Allenby looked back. Hans was pulling with all his might, but the piece of his Gundam didn't move at all.

Schwartz put his evil face on.

Allenby felt a hand go down her shirt and under her bra, feeling around where it had no right being.

Her eyes turned red and she looked over at Hans who was valiantly trying to pull the piece of his Gundam down the 300,000 flight steps, and then back at little Schwartz who was just pulling his hand out of her shirt.

"Hans!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed, stomping over to him.

"Huh?"

"I'm going to help you down those stairs."

"Really, how?"

"Let me show you...heh heh heh."

She kicked his large chunk of Gundam and it teetered on the edge of the steps before falling towards Hans.

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM, ETC.

The Gundam hunk smashed into Hans and went down step after step after step after step, etc.

"Stupid man," she grumbled, pulling out her picture of little Schwartz. She grabbed little Schwartz off of the piece of pipe and patted him on the head. "Everyone should be more like Schwartz."

"Only 430,000,000,099 more Gundam pieces to go," said Hans happily from the bottom of the steps. His bruised body lay mangled in a heap, blood oozing everywhere. "Why didn't I think of this sooner?"

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Okay, the end of that chapter. :( Because of a certain review that we received (U know who you are), we are apologizing about using MPD/DID as a *like* figure. Schwartz has his own personality-type thing. One minute, he's an angel, the next DEMON Schwartz pops into the picture, and he does naughty things. *shakes finger* Bad Schwartz! ^_^ lol, sorry if we offended anyone else by mentioning it in the first chapter. All we meant was, that one minute he was nice, the next minute he switched personalities to the angel Schwartz. ^^ Sorry.

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