Note: Woooo!! Hot damn! ...Finally finished this damn fic. Oh, the merriment! Oh and...Same warnings as before...blah blah disclaimer blah...
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Unforeseen - Chapter 3
***By KiYo***
The gallant, fiery-colored Lord of the Thundercats cautiously entered Mumm-ra's humble place of stay. His face lit up at the sight his eyes held before him. He was absolutely dazzled.
Obviously, Mumm-ra had been doing some redecorating. In place of where his coffin was, there was a king-sized, heart-shaped water bed, covered in bright red satin sheets. There were large mirrors placed everywhere, including on the ceiling above the bed and even on the walls. There was a love seat made for two such as themselves, decorated with cupids and hearts. Mumm-ra's cauldron was painted purple and spray-painted on it was the following:"MUMM-RA & LION-O LUV EVERLASTING!"
There was even a dog house built for Ma-Mutt. It had a disco-ball inside it. Lanterns of all colors of the rainbow hung above their heads and rested all along the statues of Ancient Spirits of Evil. All kinds of wacky knick-knacks were here and there. Lion-o beamed.
"Mumm-ra?!? What's with all the changes?" Lion-o asked.
Mumm-ra waltzed out to greet Lion-o,"Oh Lion-o! I told you I had a surprise for you, didn't I?...I QUIT!"
Lion-o looked lost,"Quit? Quit what?"
"I quit my job for the Ancient Spirits of Evil! They wouldn't give me health benefits and in thousands of years you'd think that maybe they'd raise my pay...But NOOOO!! I stuck with their lousy job and MINUMUM WAGE for HOW MANY YEARS? It kept me from you...but now we can be together, FOREVER! I'm not going to let THEM control me!" Mumm-ra informed.
"..Oh Mumm-ra, you don't know how happy this makes me..."
The two share a tender moment and join in a fiery-passionate kiss.
"Oh yeah, another thing...ANCIENT SPIRITS OF EVIL, CHANGE ME BACK TO MY ORIGINAL FORM!" Mumm-ra beckoned.
'He has an original form?!?!' Lion-o thought this was unreal.
Mystical smoke swirled around Mumm-ra to reveal...a Thundarian? A damned sexy one too...He was a cheetah....Spotted and golden everywhere...even there.
Mumm-ra plopped himself on the bed, completely nude,"Just call me Bill..."
Lion-o stared in shock as a little weenie dog dragged itself across the shaggy white carpet..Ma-Mutt?!?
"B-bill..." Lion-o tried to make the words come out, but he was too excited to do anything. His body trembled as Bill reached over to Lion-o to grab his hand and pull him onto the bed. Lion-o easily fell over.
"Come get me, hot stuff!" Bill growled playfully.
Bill then placed his hand under a pillow to hit a button....
As soon as he hit the button, Bill's humble abode transformed into an erotic play land S&M dungeon!
"For us..." Bill smiled.
Back at Cats Lair, Cheetara was wondering about the status between her and Alluro and if he would pay child support and .....a certain tiger was rummaging around in Lion-o's room.
'No Lion-o in sight...And there's the Sword of Omens!! Hell yeah!'
He hurried out of the room with the sword stashed in a location on his body no one would ever deem suspicious, his crotch, of course. Nobody said anything.
Right away, Tygra went off to his local pawn shop to pawn the sword for drug money.
The shitty end
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Note: I'm too tired to write the end better ...ohohohoho... tell me...what did you think of my fic? ^_~