Please Skip this if you feel the need it is only mindless drivel from my brain... it is just for a laugh
Disclaimer:
Toad: I am a transforming frog!
Pen: No not you too!
Toad: b-b-but I turn into a hansom prince!
Pen: I still don't want you around! Get out of my fic!
Toad: But I have come to take you away to my kingdom in the sky!
Pen: well you can just go on home without me! I have a fic to write!
Toad: But you have to kiss me in order for me to transform!
Pen: Fine
Toad: *big Smile*
Pen: FAY! Get over here and kiss this frog!
Toad: O_O
Fay: mumbles *comes over to kiss the toad* *kisses toad*
Pen: nothing happened...
Toad: well they say I am a compulsive liar... I'm a toad after all not a frog.
Pen: -_-;; *is not amused*
Fay: *takes out favorite Poem by Jim Davis*
I have a buddy
My buddies a toad
He's flat as a pancake
Pen: *runs over toad with steamroller*
Fay: He's flat on the road
But he is my buddy
My buddy to stay
Till he peels up and floats away
Pen: *blows toad away with a leaf blower*
Fay: now I get to say that all rights to Harry Potter are owned by someone that is not Pen and makes sure they brush their teeth every night!
Pen: I brush my teeth every night! *Blushes*
Fay: rolls eyes
(A/N I just had to get that poem in here some how, I love Jim Davis! And Garfield and Odie and Nermal and...)
Warnings: everything especially Yaoi or as I so call it Gay loving!
Title: Land, Air, and Water
Where was he and who were these freaks? Draco sat sulking in the sand. When that red head had appeared he had taken the Bronze god aside and began interrogating him. Now Draco sat all alone bored out of his mind until the argument between the two boys began to get loud. At first they were speaking in a language that Draco couldn't understand but his eyes meet with green and Harry switched over to English, the red head automatically following suit.
"Harry, he's a human!"
"Yeah, and incredibly good looking too" Harry looked over at Draco and smiled.
Ron rolled his eyes and grabbed Harry's attention, "Harry that's beside the point. He can't even change, he'll drown sooner or latter!"
"He can't swim either"
Ron seemed outraged, "What! You brought a squib (1) down here!"
"Ron humans aren't like us, if they can't swim they can learn"
"Well, Harry! The thing still is that you brought someone down here. Once they come here they can't leave! You need to think with your head once in a while instead of your dick!!"
"I was thinking! If I hadn't of brought him here he would have died" Harry pouted angry that his friend wasn't respecting him.
Ron snorted and leered at Harry. "And I bet I know what type of slave your going to make him too!"
Draco's eyes grew with this statement and latched his big eyes to Harry waiting for a response.
Harry looked at Ron's smug face and his temper rose. "Wipe that grin off your face Ron! I'm not going to keep him as a Love slave!"
Draco almost choked but was happy to hear that Harry was not going to *try* to make him a slave, he might have had to hurt someone... but Harry wasn't done.
"He's going to be my personal cook!" Harry smiled at Ron as if he was rubbing the red heads face in this fact
Before Draco could interrupt the argument, Ron went on
"You only said he was going to be your cook because you knew that I knew you wanted him for your twisted pleasure!"
"Harry..." Draco said quitly
Harry didn't seem to hear. "No, I've always wanted to try food from the land!"
"Harry..." this was said a little louder but the raven-haired boy still did not hear him.
"you'll see! I'll eat like a king for the rest of my life!"
"HARRY YOU STINKING FISH FOR BRAINS, I AM NOT GOING TO BE YOUR SLAVE!!"
Harry did notice this and turned to face the blonde who now sat positively glowing with rage and not a hair out of place.
Harry blinked confused, "but didn't I save your life..."
"I don't care if you had saved me from castration! I'm not going to be your fucking slave!"
Ron Snorted, "Look at that Harry you can't even control him!"
Harry ignored Ron and moved closer to Draco. "It can't be helped. The only way you will get fed or clothed is if you're with me."
"I don't care, I'll stay here and live off of fish and sea water!" Draco glared not looking a bit scared.
"I saved your life and down here that's a life debt, if you don't give me your life then it will be as if I never saved you... and I won't have any say in it either"
"What do you mean! If I don't become your property you're going to put me back where you found me?"
Harry moved in closer as if he where telling a secret until their noses were only about an inch apart. "this underwater city is magical and it keeps a few magical laws, this Life debt is one of these laws, if you don't agree to become my slave then you are going to appear underwater, where I found you... I'm sorry"
Draco stared into green eyes that appeared to be sincere. "Damn it all to hell... fine."
Harry's eyes lit up, "really?"
Draco was pissed and crossed his arms over his chest. "I said it once Fish boy must I repeat myself?"
A malicious grin formed on Harry's mouth. "no" Harry leaned forward and gave him a quick kiss before jumping to his feet with a happy yell.
Draco was stunned only for a moment. He followed suit and rose from the ground. "now what"
"you start acting like a slave, not a priggish snob" Ron answered Draco from where he stood.
Draco turned a raised brow to the red headed teen. " I believe I asked Harry, not..." Draco paused to look him up and down and he finished his statement with a superior voice. "you..."
Ron's eyes blazed and he moved toward Draco with killing on his mind, Harry stopped him with his arm across Ron's chest and a warning glare in his eyes
Ron stopped an expression of confusion crossed his face. "Harry did you go naked?"
Confusion only passed over Harry's face for a moment before he understood and a blush lit up his face. "n-no"
"yes you did." Draco flashed a smile at a glaring Harry.
"Harry it's against policy for the prince to go out naked!"
Prince? Draco thought turning shocked eyes toward Harry
Harry blushed, "well no one saw me, and you know its much more comfortable then those... suits"
Ron rolled his eyes and a smile graced his lips. "Harry, just don't let it happen again. What if Hermione had been here"
Harry grabbed his friend in a bear hug, "if she had seen it I know she would have been shocked!"
Ron patted Harry on his back. "don't make fun of Hermione. Now lets get back before Crabbe and Goyle get all bent out of shape and start reading tea leaves telling of our demise!"
Draco was confused. "um excuse me but where are we going?"
Harry pulled away from Ron, who frowned as his friend left him alone, and took Draco's hand. "follow me and everything will be alright" Harry smiled and led the boys down a path that led deeper and farther away from Draco's life forever.
(1)Squib - a magical person that can't swim, no matter how hard they try they can never learn to swim they often turn into other magical beings such as vampires or wizards...
Harry's a prince? Crabbe and Goyle are reading tea leaves? What?! All this and more hopefully explained in the next eventful episode of Land, Air, and Water!!
Pen: now is the time that I thank all the wonderful people that reviewed!!
Fay: you might want to start running...
Pen: Thank you! Thank you! Emily Pitt! *Huggles*
Pen: Oh so much thanks! Sapphire wolf!
Fay: *rolls eyes and recites her own list* thank. you. Thank. You. Oh so many thanks to-
Pen: Fay!! Say it with feeling! Like this! Thank you so very ery much my lovely reader TigerBlak! *huggles*
Fay: *sighs* thank you so very *forces through her teeth* ery much... *looks down at paper in her hands* um... Mande?
Pen: its not Mande!!! Its Manda!
Fay: Manda...
Pen: your review was such a joy to read!
Fay: thanks to silver... um a lot...
Pen: that was pitiful
Fay: *shrugs*
Pen: thank you verrrrrrrrry much and I hope you review again to NayNymic!!
Pen: And thank you so oh very much! to Juushika! *huggles*
Fay: Thanks to Lillie chan... does that mean she's a lesbian?...
Pen: no you dork! Yuri means lily not Lillie! And don't be mean to the Reviewers!!!
Fay: hey I know a few girls that are proud to be called dikes.
Pen: ^______^ thank you Fallen Dragon! I hope you keep reading!!
Fay: you're ignoring me... -_-;;
Pen: I love the name, and the review, thank you oh so very much Severus Snape! *Huggles*
Fay: I love the name, and the review, thank you oh so very much Crabbe! *Huggles*
Pen: you're mocking me... -_-#
Fay: No! I really do like the name!
Pen: *grumbles*
Fay: Thank you from the bottom of Pen's heart... and mine *winks* Peachdancer82
Pen: Thank you from the bottom of my heart *glares at Fay* Zeynel I have enjoyed your input into my story.
Fay: *Laughs*
Pen: *glares at Fay*
Fay: Thank you soooooooo much Tracy it always gives me joy to know the stories I help Pen imagine are appreciated!
Pen: that was the last one right...
Fay: what! And I was just getting into this thanking thing. I'm having FUN!
Pen: *pouts* but you were the one who complained in the beginning *the last word sounds like fingernails against a chalk board*
Fay: I love it when you review please review so I can thank more of you!!! *jumps around throwing cyber cookies to the readers*
Pen: *mumbles* thank you all...
Fay: Pen! Say it with feeling! Like this! Thank you ALL I love you SO much! *HUGGLE*
Disclaimer:
Toad: I am a transforming frog!
Pen: No not you too!
Toad: b-b-but I turn into a hansom prince!
Pen: I still don't want you around! Get out of my fic!
Toad: But I have come to take you away to my kingdom in the sky!
Pen: well you can just go on home without me! I have a fic to write!
Toad: But you have to kiss me in order for me to transform!
Pen: Fine
Toad: *big Smile*
Pen: FAY! Get over here and kiss this frog!
Toad: O_O
Fay: mumbles *comes over to kiss the toad* *kisses toad*
Pen: nothing happened...
Toad: well they say I am a compulsive liar... I'm a toad after all not a frog.
Pen: -_-;; *is not amused*
Fay: *takes out favorite Poem by Jim Davis*
I have a buddy
My buddies a toad
He's flat as a pancake
Pen: *runs over toad with steamroller*
Fay: He's flat on the road
But he is my buddy
My buddy to stay
Till he peels up and floats away
Pen: *blows toad away with a leaf blower*
Fay: now I get to say that all rights to Harry Potter are owned by someone that is not Pen and makes sure they brush their teeth every night!
Pen: I brush my teeth every night! *Blushes*
Fay: rolls eyes
(A/N I just had to get that poem in here some how, I love Jim Davis! And Garfield and Odie and Nermal and...)
Warnings: everything especially Yaoi or as I so call it Gay loving!
Title: Land, Air, and Water
Where was he and who were these freaks? Draco sat sulking in the sand. When that red head had appeared he had taken the Bronze god aside and began interrogating him. Now Draco sat all alone bored out of his mind until the argument between the two boys began to get loud. At first they were speaking in a language that Draco couldn't understand but his eyes meet with green and Harry switched over to English, the red head automatically following suit.
"Harry, he's a human!"
"Yeah, and incredibly good looking too" Harry looked over at Draco and smiled.
Ron rolled his eyes and grabbed Harry's attention, "Harry that's beside the point. He can't even change, he'll drown sooner or latter!"
"He can't swim either"
Ron seemed outraged, "What! You brought a squib (1) down here!"
"Ron humans aren't like us, if they can't swim they can learn"
"Well, Harry! The thing still is that you brought someone down here. Once they come here they can't leave! You need to think with your head once in a while instead of your dick!!"
"I was thinking! If I hadn't of brought him here he would have died" Harry pouted angry that his friend wasn't respecting him.
Ron snorted and leered at Harry. "And I bet I know what type of slave your going to make him too!"
Draco's eyes grew with this statement and latched his big eyes to Harry waiting for a response.
Harry looked at Ron's smug face and his temper rose. "Wipe that grin off your face Ron! I'm not going to keep him as a Love slave!"
Draco almost choked but was happy to hear that Harry was not going to *try* to make him a slave, he might have had to hurt someone... but Harry wasn't done.
"He's going to be my personal cook!" Harry smiled at Ron as if he was rubbing the red heads face in this fact
Before Draco could interrupt the argument, Ron went on
"You only said he was going to be your cook because you knew that I knew you wanted him for your twisted pleasure!"
"Harry..." Draco said quitly
Harry didn't seem to hear. "No, I've always wanted to try food from the land!"
"Harry..." this was said a little louder but the raven-haired boy still did not hear him.
"you'll see! I'll eat like a king for the rest of my life!"
"HARRY YOU STINKING FISH FOR BRAINS, I AM NOT GOING TO BE YOUR SLAVE!!"
Harry did notice this and turned to face the blonde who now sat positively glowing with rage and not a hair out of place.
Harry blinked confused, "but didn't I save your life..."
"I don't care if you had saved me from castration! I'm not going to be your fucking slave!"
Ron Snorted, "Look at that Harry you can't even control him!"
Harry ignored Ron and moved closer to Draco. "It can't be helped. The only way you will get fed or clothed is if you're with me."
"I don't care, I'll stay here and live off of fish and sea water!" Draco glared not looking a bit scared.
"I saved your life and down here that's a life debt, if you don't give me your life then it will be as if I never saved you... and I won't have any say in it either"
"What do you mean! If I don't become your property you're going to put me back where you found me?"
Harry moved in closer as if he where telling a secret until their noses were only about an inch apart. "this underwater city is magical and it keeps a few magical laws, this Life debt is one of these laws, if you don't agree to become my slave then you are going to appear underwater, where I found you... I'm sorry"
Draco stared into green eyes that appeared to be sincere. "Damn it all to hell... fine."
Harry's eyes lit up, "really?"
Draco was pissed and crossed his arms over his chest. "I said it once Fish boy must I repeat myself?"
A malicious grin formed on Harry's mouth. "no" Harry leaned forward and gave him a quick kiss before jumping to his feet with a happy yell.
Draco was stunned only for a moment. He followed suit and rose from the ground. "now what"
"you start acting like a slave, not a priggish snob" Ron answered Draco from where he stood.
Draco turned a raised brow to the red headed teen. " I believe I asked Harry, not..." Draco paused to look him up and down and he finished his statement with a superior voice. "you..."
Ron's eyes blazed and he moved toward Draco with killing on his mind, Harry stopped him with his arm across Ron's chest and a warning glare in his eyes
Ron stopped an expression of confusion crossed his face. "Harry did you go naked?"
Confusion only passed over Harry's face for a moment before he understood and a blush lit up his face. "n-no"
"yes you did." Draco flashed a smile at a glaring Harry.
"Harry it's against policy for the prince to go out naked!"
Prince? Draco thought turning shocked eyes toward Harry
Harry blushed, "well no one saw me, and you know its much more comfortable then those... suits"
Ron rolled his eyes and a smile graced his lips. "Harry, just don't let it happen again. What if Hermione had been here"
Harry grabbed his friend in a bear hug, "if she had seen it I know she would have been shocked!"
Ron patted Harry on his back. "don't make fun of Hermione. Now lets get back before Crabbe and Goyle get all bent out of shape and start reading tea leaves telling of our demise!"
Draco was confused. "um excuse me but where are we going?"
Harry pulled away from Ron, who frowned as his friend left him alone, and took Draco's hand. "follow me and everything will be alright" Harry smiled and led the boys down a path that led deeper and farther away from Draco's life forever.
(1)Squib - a magical person that can't swim, no matter how hard they try they can never learn to swim they often turn into other magical beings such as vampires or wizards...
Harry's a prince? Crabbe and Goyle are reading tea leaves? What?! All this and more hopefully explained in the next eventful episode of Land, Air, and Water!!
Pen: now is the time that I thank all the wonderful people that reviewed!!
Fay: you might want to start running...
Pen: Thank you! Thank you! Emily Pitt! *Huggles*
Pen: Oh so much thanks! Sapphire wolf!
Fay: *rolls eyes and recites her own list* thank. you. Thank. You. Oh so many thanks to-
Pen: Fay!! Say it with feeling! Like this! Thank you so very ery much my lovely reader TigerBlak! *huggles*
Fay: *sighs* thank you so very *forces through her teeth* ery much... *looks down at paper in her hands* um... Mande?
Pen: its not Mande!!! Its Manda!
Fay: Manda...
Pen: your review was such a joy to read!
Fay: thanks to silver... um a lot...
Pen: that was pitiful
Fay: *shrugs*
Pen: thank you verrrrrrrrry much and I hope you review again to NayNymic!!
Pen: And thank you so oh very much! to Juushika! *huggles*
Fay: Thanks to Lillie chan... does that mean she's a lesbian?...
Pen: no you dork! Yuri means lily not Lillie! And don't be mean to the Reviewers!!!
Fay: hey I know a few girls that are proud to be called dikes.
Pen: ^______^ thank you Fallen Dragon! I hope you keep reading!!
Fay: you're ignoring me... -_-;;
Pen: I love the name, and the review, thank you oh so very much Severus Snape! *Huggles*
Fay: I love the name, and the review, thank you oh so very much Crabbe! *Huggles*
Pen: you're mocking me... -_-#
Fay: No! I really do like the name!
Pen: *grumbles*
Fay: Thank you from the bottom of Pen's heart... and mine *winks* Peachdancer82
Pen: Thank you from the bottom of my heart *glares at Fay* Zeynel I have enjoyed your input into my story.
Fay: *Laughs*
Pen: *glares at Fay*
Fay: Thank you soooooooo much Tracy it always gives me joy to know the stories I help Pen imagine are appreciated!
Pen: that was the last one right...
Fay: what! And I was just getting into this thanking thing. I'm having FUN!
Pen: *pouts* but you were the one who complained in the beginning *the last word sounds like fingernails against a chalk board*
Fay: I love it when you review please review so I can thank more of you!!! *jumps around throwing cyber cookies to the readers*
Pen: *mumbles* thank you all...
Fay: Pen! Say it with feeling! Like this! Thank you ALL I love you SO much! *HUGGLE*