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Vegeta's Diary
Chapter 6

I sat on the old washing machine. Man, I'll never forgive myself for getting into this. Nappa will probably ground me for the rest of my life. If I don't spend it here, that is.

Heck, I don't even know where on Planet cold I am!

Yeah, leave it up to me to get into a mess like this. (Literally)

I sighed as I looked around me. Mountains of garbage everywhere.

I sighed again. What am I to do?

I can't fly; Freeza's men will surely catch me then. Not that they won't catch me if I don't move my big butt. Either that, or I'll fry it's so hot.

The whole situation just looks plain hopeless.

No! I mustn't give up! I have to stay alive to kill Freeza!

But how do I get out of here?

The wind blew through my hair, cooling me a little.

That's it!

I'll surf my way out of here!

I quickly got to work. A tabletop here, a broomstick there, and a little piece of blanket, and tata, a, well, not state-of-the-art windsurf, but pretty good all the same.

I climbed to the top of one of the mountains and looked around. The same thing in every direction. Junk, garbage, junk and more garbage.

East was always my lucky direction, so why not that way?

Jumping on the board, I pushed myself off, and soon I was, I think they say miles on this planet, away from the hill.

I felt a smile grace my lips. The rushing wind felt great.

A guard post came up quickly in the horizon.

I squinted. There were two guards and a. Dope it! A soldier.

I jumped off to the left, hiding behind a pile. I strained my ears to hear what they were talking about.

".So if you see a kid with black flame like hair, catch him and bring him to Freeza. He has some.things to settle with the brat."

The two must have nodded 'cause, I heard the soldier say 'good' and take off.

I did a summersault to the next big pile, getting a little bit closer to the post. I peeked out.

The two guards went back inside. I heard them talking in anitsian.

/:/ "Do you think the kid will ever come around here? I mean, that will be the time the Gilla's daughter will be kidnapped!" /:/

Gilla was the head of a huge weapon corporation, and they protected his daughter like the biggest treasure in the whole universe. It was a common saying with all species who traded etc. in the universe. Naturally, it meant that it's not going to happen anytime soon.

/:/ "Yeah, but you'll never know." /:/

The two settled back, and I began to slowly crawl towards the back.

Good. I made it. Now, if I can make it to the truck, I can run from there.

I tiptoed to the truck.

Quarter way there.

Halfway there.

"Look, it's the kid!"

"Get him!!!"

I ran to the truck. I had no choice.

I jumped in the driver's seat. This can't be that hard.

I pushed one of the pedals.

The truck slammed into the fence with its rear.

"Oops!"

I tried another one.

The truck jolted forwards with full speed and I was barely able to turn the wheel in time.

WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?

I mean sure I played video games where you drive a car, but this was way different.

I soon came into the city. I had to make like a snake through the cars, and when I was in the middle lane, I had to turn the wheel to the left to be able to not slam into the car in front of me.

Bad move.

Now I had to dodge all the cars coming against me.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

I screamed from full throat. This was a bad idea! A very, very bad idea!

Something orangey was ahead. I squinted.

"Under.under.UNDER CONSTRACTION!!!!"

I slammed the wheel to the left taking a turn sharply. Too, sharply.

The truck span around in the air. I felt myself rolling around in the seat. (I wasn't strapped in. I learnt my lesson after that.)

We skidded to a stop. I looked out the windshield. A gas station.

I sniffed. Something was burning.

Oh-oh.

Even I knew this: gas+ fire= boom

The driver's side was facing to the ground, so I had to climb up to be able to get out.

Almost there.just a little more.there!

I opened the door, and got my upper half out. But I couldn't go further, I lost too much blood with Freeza and my body was still shaking from the accident.

Against my will I passed out, the darkness taking me in.

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My head was buzzing. I moaned from the pain.

"Aaaaaaaaaah!" I sat up and was surprised to find myself on the couch of our house once more.

Nappa and Raddits were standing by, glaring.

"How the heck did you get yourself into all this?"

"I, well, I, umm, got into a tinsy-wincy bit of trouble." I showed with my fingers and smiled. Maybe, that will ease them up a little.

I got a raised eyebrow as an answer.

I sighed. "When I got beaten by Freeza he wanted me to crawl through his legs, but I tripped him and he went splat."

Raddits burst out laughing at that moment, probably at the thought of the oh-so-proud Freeza falling flat on his face. His laughter echoed through the house.

Nappa slapped him on the back of his head. He glared at the younger saiyan.

Raddits glared back at him as he rubbed the back of his head.

"What?" He asked, probably annoyed that Nappa has interrupted his joy.

"Try being a GOOD example!" Raddits just crossed his arms and turned back to me.

"So what happened after that?"

"I made an escape, unknown to me at first, through the garbage truck. In the back that is. After I escaped from the dump, I used a truck to get to the city. This time, though, I was the driver. I crashed, and I think you know the rest." They don't need to know the details. That would be bad for my health.

I heard a sigh from Nappa. "I knew leaving you alone was a bad idea."

"Yeah, defiantly."

"So, I'm not going to get grounded or anything?" I asked with a hopeful smile.

They looked back at me seriously and my hope from before began to fade.

"Nah, we are gonna let you slide." Raddits said with a smile and I unconsciously let out a sigh of relief. Man, we are sighing a lot, aren't we?

"Well, not exactly." Nappa said.

I know my eyes widened as I looked at my bodyguard.

"What do you mean, not exactly?" I asked him.

He gave me THE look.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I made for the door, but he was already there. Before I knew it I was under his arm.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I struggled against his iron grip. "Nappa! Have mercy!"

But he didn't listen. He just went on.

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P.S.: Does anyone know a cure for little brothers turning into Kakarots?