Insert standard disclaimer here. Princess Frieza (I hope I spelled your name right, go ahead and kill me if not) I hope you this satisfies you. Thanks! Again!

Anyway, last time on Vegeta's Diary: Vegeta has been rescued, and Raddits has decided not to ground him even further. Nappa though has something in mind Veggie does not like. We just don't know what that is. So, let's find out.
Vegeta's Diary
Chapter 7

"NAPPA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HAVE MERCY!" I kicked and punched like a maniac yet he didn't even make the slightest move to let go.

"Sorry, my prince, but this has to be done." He said calmly.

He held me backwards; I mean I didn't see where we were going. But I didn't need to see to know where we were going. I tried again.

"NAPPA!!! PLEASE!!! I'LL, I'LL, GULDO, I'LL EVEN SCRUB THE TOILET FOR A MONTH!!! JUST LET ME GO!!!!"

"No."

I tried to pry myself out, but it was useless. We turned a corner.

I heard a tab turn. I panicked even more.

" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Raddits came in with some new, clean clothes.

"RADDITS!!! HELP ME!!! I COMMEND YOU TO HELP ME!!!"

"Sorry my prince, no can do." He answered with a smile.

I felt Nappa trying to take my shirt off. I kicked, punched, hell I even bit once or twice, just to stop him from taking my shirt off.

Unfortunately, I failed.

I saw Raddits close the door. I saw as he locked it. There was no escape now.

"Raddits, take off his boots and pants."

I started kicking like my life depended on it.

"Grunt He's kicking to much."

"I'll solve that problem." That moment my tail was grabbed and squeezed. I wasn't evolved back then so it hurt like. like. I don't know, there are no words to describe that kind of pain. I was frozen.

My boots, pants were gone and Nappa stopped squeezing. The minute he did I was kicking and punching once again.

At the same time I was dropped into the bath. The saiyan bath.

You see there is a difference between a saiyan and an earthling bath. In an earthling bath you just sit and soak away (quite unhealthy if you ask me). In a saiyan bath the water comes out in one side of the bathtub and goes down the other. They fill the bathtub until it's high enough than pull the plug, but let the water still flows. This way it's like a river. And I hated it. Especially if it was a Nappa style bath.

I was held by my back firmly, but gently.

"Soap."

"Soap."

I was being soaped (is that a word?) all over by Nappa's huge hands. Then I was dunked under.

I burst out for air.

"Scrub."

"Scrub."

The scrub came down on my head and traveled down my body.

I was trying franticly to get away from it.

"Shampoo."

"Shampoo."

Now my hair was full of bubbles. I watched with a squinted eye as they floated down the drain. My skin ached a little from the scrub.

I was lifted out from the bath under my arms. I frowned my biggest frown.

"There. Now you're all nice and clean. Like a prince should be." Nappa said as he knelt down to dry me.

I just frowned at him. "I hate baths."

"Think of it this way." Raddits said. "You only had to take a bath as a punishment for your little adventure. And you don't have to take anymore today either."

I smiled a little. True.

"Arms up."

I obediently lifted my arms. My tillan shirt was pulled over me. Too bad there are no tillan shirts over here. They are so stretchy and soft.

"That's better."

Later that evening

I sat on the couch in between the two bigger saiyans. Nappa was cutting my nails, because last time I tried, the bed sheet went out the window.

We were watching the IHI. It's kind of like the Tb. No, Tc.

NO, what was it?

Oh yeah TV. It's kind of like that, but way cooler.

As I sat there I began to think. I might have lost my family, but I think I have found a new one. One, which many people would not think of as a family. But for this new family, and for the memory of my old one, and my people, I will kill Freeza.

I will. I swear. I will or I'll die trying.

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Sniff I don't know about you guys, but I think the ending was beautiful. If I would actually have talent, it would be even better. Sniff NEXT TIME ON VEGETA'S DIARY: Veggie goes to the palace to do his chores. Will he get another near to death experience?