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Vegeta's Diary

Chapter 14

I rolled my head over. My eyes searched for the digital clock.

1:00

Great. That stupid bird had to wake me up at one in the morning.

I'll be eating facan for breakfast. (Note for Journal: Facan is like a rooster here on this planet, except it's larger.)

I sat up in my, well, what is supposed to be, bed. It was actually two blankets, one on top of me, and one under.

Freeza wouldn't let us have mattresses.

Nappa was right. He WAS trying to make our lives living hell.

So far he was succeeding, especially if the facan worked for him.

My tail hurt.

I staggered to the bathroom.

Or at least tried.

I fell over my backpack.

Slowly getting up, I resumed my sleepwalk.

I thought that I couldn't miss the door. I let my eyes close for a moment.

Bang!

"Oouuuuuch!!!!"

I grabbed for my nose.

Wow. Could anything else go wrong today?

I glared at the wall I have walked into and carefully, this time fully awake, made my way to the shower.

A few minutes later

"Whoah-whoah-WHOAH!!!! Something crashes in the hallway"

"Vegeta, is that you?" Raddits' voice coming from the kitchen.

"Yeah, unfortunately."

Is it the thirteenth today or something?

I took the bucket off my head and put it back in the closet with the mop.

"Are you alright?"

"Yeah, fine. I didn't hurt myself. Well, not yet."

He laughed. I saw he was sitting at the table in the kitchen.

"Good morning." He greeted me cheerfully. "How come you're up so early, my prince?"

"I couldn't sleep because of the stupid facan. What about you?"

"I always get up this early. Breakfast?"

"Yes please."

Sitting down at the table or, more accurately, plopping down, I began to make my breakfast. Raddits has already gotten out the contents of the fridge, so I was free to choose.

I got myself a piece of kenyer. It looks kind of like the so-called bread here, but one piece can fill an entire saiyan appetite. Nappa and Kakaratto size.

I started to put some facan fat on it. He-he. Time for revenge.

I bit into it. Mmmm...

Facan fat. What wouldn't I give to have another slice of that delicious, heavenly...starts drooling at the thought of it

Mmmm...so creamy and...tasty....drools even more

Mmmm...suddenly realizes what he is doing Huh? Vegeta! Pull yourself together man! slaps himself It's only food! shakes head

You are a warrior!!! A saiyan warrior who...who...who...who loves to eat facan fat kenyer!!!

WHAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to go insane if I don't get any!!! NO!!! Pull yourself together! The world is not going to end if you don't eat any!

It's only....only....shakes head again let's get back to the story before I do go insane.

So I was eating breakfast. Yumm....

"Why do you get up so early all the time?" I was curios about Raddits, since I already knew pretty much everything about Nappa, having knowing him my whole short life.

"I took early classes back in my last collage, and I find it better to get up early than late."

"Last collage?"

"I had twelve collages already. I was going to take my thirteenth when-" he looked away.

"When it happened."

"Yeah. Sniff."

"You're parents were really nice. Your mom was always worried about me, and your dad, well, he was..."

"The goofiest man you could find on the planet." Raddits said with a smile.

"Agreed." I reached for my cup.

My arm pushed the bottle of jam.

It lost balance in its topsy-turvy spin.

Uh-oh.

The whole thing landed on my shirt.

"Oh, great!!!" I looked at the older saiyan. "Just my luck, ne?"

"Don't worry, we'll get it cleaned up." He started to wipe my shirt off. "You're not having one of your lucky days, I guess?"

"What do you think?"

From that day on, I found a truly wonderful friend in Raddits. Of course, many times he was parentish as well, but that was all right. As for my unlucky day, I noticed after the years that on the same day I would have this 'clumsy fit' for the whole day. I'm serious! It's weird. I just hope it's not going to happen here. "Hey, that must be the day dad stays in bed!" Trunks cried out with a laugh.

"He does that?" Goten questioned.

"Yeah!" Bra laughed with her brother, a life-long mystery now ended.

Pan giggled.

"Maybe this won't be so gloomy at all!" Goten said as the demi-saiyans started to laugh while reading more of poor little Vegeta's unlucky day.