Thank you to all those who reviewed! And yeah, I imagine Bardock (when he
was a scientist) as a very goofy guy.
Vegeta's Diary
Chapter 15
I stumbled out to the garden. What a day!
So far I broke three dishes, a cupboard, thirteen eggs, five chairs, two boards of the fence, four scouters, one bathtub, had a million bruises and cuts, changed five times already, and was happy to be alive.
And you know what is the worst thing?
It was only eight in the morning.
I tripped on a root sticking out on my way to the tree.
Not even bothering, I stood up and continued.
I climbed warily up to a branch.
Sigh! Why was I so unlucky?
Something was buzzing on top of me.
I looked up.
My eyes bulged.
A MEHHIVE!!!! (They are like bees, only worse.)
Not only that, but the branch that was holding it was cracking.
Uh-oh.
(Warning: unpleasant memories may come up when I reread.)
The hive came down on my head.
I tried to pull it off, but it just stuck even more.
The mehs were stinging with full throttle.
I tried even more desperately.
Something else was cracking.
The branch under me broke.
I landed on the hard ground, now using my feet as well, in case that would help.
Rolling around on the ground, with a hive on my head, trying to help it off with my hands and feet, I imagine myself to be pretty hilarious.
It finally came.
Off, that is.
But the mehs didn't think of stopping just because of that.
I ran through the forest, every inch of me on the case of loosing the horrible mehs.
I saw a swamp ahead.
Taking a deep breath, I jumped into the mud, knowing that will lose the annoying little things.
After a few moments I burst out of my prison.
Mud dripped of me as I climbed out.
Yuck!!!!
Not that I was a sissy or anything, but hanging around in the mud wasn't exactly my favorite thing to do.
But only if that didn't include spraying and splashing it on others.
Then, it was the best thing in the world for me.
I walked through the forest.
I hated to admit it, but I was lost.
Great!!! Just what I needed!!!
Splat!!!
I looked at my shoulder.
Wonderful!!!
Not am I only covered in mud from head to toe, a bird has chosen me as the ideal toilet.
Woohoo.
I walked on.
What could be next?
I'll be swallowed?
Chewed by a huge animal?
Beaten to death again?
Heck, weird idea, but very possible in my current situation, I will be used as a mop?
As I was fantasizing about the things that could happen, I came across a lake.
Well, maybe there is hope yet for this day.
I quickly took of my clothes and jumped in.
Good. Nothing in the water, and nothing wrong with it either.
Phew!
I sank in, letting myself relax.
There was a tapping of feet behind me.
I whirled around.
A kutya. (Something similar to a canine.)
No! My clothes!
It ran away with the things mentioned above in it's mouth.
I quickly took off, naked.
It ran out of the woods, and to a side of a man.
I looked up.
Ah, man!!!
Vegeta's Diary
Chapter 15
I stumbled out to the garden. What a day!
So far I broke three dishes, a cupboard, thirteen eggs, five chairs, two boards of the fence, four scouters, one bathtub, had a million bruises and cuts, changed five times already, and was happy to be alive.
And you know what is the worst thing?
It was only eight in the morning.
I tripped on a root sticking out on my way to the tree.
Not even bothering, I stood up and continued.
I climbed warily up to a branch.
Sigh! Why was I so unlucky?
Something was buzzing on top of me.
I looked up.
My eyes bulged.
A MEHHIVE!!!! (They are like bees, only worse.)
Not only that, but the branch that was holding it was cracking.
Uh-oh.
(Warning: unpleasant memories may come up when I reread.)
The hive came down on my head.
I tried to pull it off, but it just stuck even more.
The mehs were stinging with full throttle.
I tried even more desperately.
Something else was cracking.
The branch under me broke.
I landed on the hard ground, now using my feet as well, in case that would help.
Rolling around on the ground, with a hive on my head, trying to help it off with my hands and feet, I imagine myself to be pretty hilarious.
It finally came.
Off, that is.
But the mehs didn't think of stopping just because of that.
I ran through the forest, every inch of me on the case of loosing the horrible mehs.
I saw a swamp ahead.
Taking a deep breath, I jumped into the mud, knowing that will lose the annoying little things.
After a few moments I burst out of my prison.
Mud dripped of me as I climbed out.
Yuck!!!!
Not that I was a sissy or anything, but hanging around in the mud wasn't exactly my favorite thing to do.
But only if that didn't include spraying and splashing it on others.
Then, it was the best thing in the world for me.
I walked through the forest.
I hated to admit it, but I was lost.
Great!!! Just what I needed!!!
Splat!!!
I looked at my shoulder.
Wonderful!!!
Not am I only covered in mud from head to toe, a bird has chosen me as the ideal toilet.
Woohoo.
I walked on.
What could be next?
I'll be swallowed?
Chewed by a huge animal?
Beaten to death again?
Heck, weird idea, but very possible in my current situation, I will be used as a mop?
As I was fantasizing about the things that could happen, I came across a lake.
Well, maybe there is hope yet for this day.
I quickly took of my clothes and jumped in.
Good. Nothing in the water, and nothing wrong with it either.
Phew!
I sank in, letting myself relax.
There was a tapping of feet behind me.
I whirled around.
A kutya. (Something similar to a canine.)
No! My clothes!
It ran away with the things mentioned above in it's mouth.
I quickly took off, naked.
It ran out of the woods, and to a side of a man.
I looked up.
Ah, man!!!