Thanke for reviewies, fannies!!! Me happy!!! (I'm feeling idiotic at the
moment.) Sorry that I didn't update sooner, I was busy and I didn't have
any good ideas yet yesterday, so I put up the first chapter of The Tale of
Mr. Noodles instead.
Vegeta's Diary
Chapter 16 (wow)
"Well, well, look what the dog dragged in."
Note: He actually said kutya but I'm going to write dog because it sounds weird if I write the real name.
Zarbon smirked down at me.
How the heck did he get back so fast?
"Your dog took my clothes! Give them back this instant!"
"Your clothes?"
He looked down at the canine. The 'clothes' dripped of mud.
"Figures."
He turned to take them out of the dog's mouth, wrestling with it a little.
"Come on Pink, give it back!"
Pink?
His dog's name was Pink?
Pink!!!!!
I barely kept myself from having a fit of laughter.
"Zarbon, dear, who is your little friend?"
A woman of Zarbon's kind came out of the house in the back I didn't notice before.
He finally got the 'clothes' out of Pink's mouth.
The older woman stepped to his side.
I instantly covered my, cough, umm, boyhood.
My faces must have been redder than the ripest of, what do you call it? Oh, yes, tomatoes.
I have never been naked in front of the opposite gender with the exception of my mother and sisters.
I wanted to run away before she screamed.
"This is the monkey prince."
"I 'M NOT A MONKEY!!!"
"Zarbon, don't make fun of the poor little thing!!!"
Poor little thing?
That's new.
"What's your name sweetie?" She bent down so she could be on eye level with me.
I felt like falling over.
I was on the famous Planet Cold full of the most bloodthirsty killers, home of Freeza himself, and here I was standing, naked, mind you, and a woman, who lived with a guy who tried to kill me, two times, was asking me my name and calling me 'sweetie'.
Yeah.
Defiantly like falling over.
"Ve-Ve-Vegeta." I thought that she might turn into a dragon or something any moment.
"Come on than, Vegeta, I'll wash your clothes. Pink doesn't mean to hurt or damage anybody or anything. Come on, there is a batch of freshly backed cookies inside. I just took them out of the oven."
She dragged me inside, with Zarbon following, frowning.
Pushing me into a chair in the kitchen, she turned to Zarbon.
"You dare to hurt the cute little boy, and you will get no supper tonight! Understood?"
He just plopped down opposite of me and grumbled something.
"Is that understood?"
He said something with the word, yes audible in it.
"Am I understood Zarbon?" She stood akimbo, glaring at him.
"Yes, mother."
I almost fell of the chair.
He lived with his mom!?!?
Now I was confused. My little seven-year-old brain was abandoning me.
"Good." She smiled to herself. "You boys have fun."
She walked out and I saw her go down to the basement.
"Yes, we'll have fun." Zarbon smirked evilly.
He slowly stood up, the corners of his mouth reaching his earlobes more and more every second.
"I guess I could go without supper for a day. Yes. Everything has its price, and supper isn't that much."
Uh-oh.
Vegeta's Diary
Chapter 16 (wow)
"Well, well, look what the dog dragged in."
Note: He actually said kutya but I'm going to write dog because it sounds weird if I write the real name.
Zarbon smirked down at me.
How the heck did he get back so fast?
"Your dog took my clothes! Give them back this instant!"
"Your clothes?"
He looked down at the canine. The 'clothes' dripped of mud.
"Figures."
He turned to take them out of the dog's mouth, wrestling with it a little.
"Come on Pink, give it back!"
Pink?
His dog's name was Pink?
Pink!!!!!
I barely kept myself from having a fit of laughter.
"Zarbon, dear, who is your little friend?"
A woman of Zarbon's kind came out of the house in the back I didn't notice before.
He finally got the 'clothes' out of Pink's mouth.
The older woman stepped to his side.
I instantly covered my, cough, umm, boyhood.
My faces must have been redder than the ripest of, what do you call it? Oh, yes, tomatoes.
I have never been naked in front of the opposite gender with the exception of my mother and sisters.
I wanted to run away before she screamed.
"This is the monkey prince."
"I 'M NOT A MONKEY!!!"
"Zarbon, don't make fun of the poor little thing!!!"
Poor little thing?
That's new.
"What's your name sweetie?" She bent down so she could be on eye level with me.
I felt like falling over.
I was on the famous Planet Cold full of the most bloodthirsty killers, home of Freeza himself, and here I was standing, naked, mind you, and a woman, who lived with a guy who tried to kill me, two times, was asking me my name and calling me 'sweetie'.
Yeah.
Defiantly like falling over.
"Ve-Ve-Vegeta." I thought that she might turn into a dragon or something any moment.
"Come on than, Vegeta, I'll wash your clothes. Pink doesn't mean to hurt or damage anybody or anything. Come on, there is a batch of freshly backed cookies inside. I just took them out of the oven."
She dragged me inside, with Zarbon following, frowning.
Pushing me into a chair in the kitchen, she turned to Zarbon.
"You dare to hurt the cute little boy, and you will get no supper tonight! Understood?"
He just plopped down opposite of me and grumbled something.
"Is that understood?"
He said something with the word, yes audible in it.
"Am I understood Zarbon?" She stood akimbo, glaring at him.
"Yes, mother."
I almost fell of the chair.
He lived with his mom!?!?
Now I was confused. My little seven-year-old brain was abandoning me.
"Good." She smiled to herself. "You boys have fun."
She walked out and I saw her go down to the basement.
"Yes, we'll have fun." Zarbon smirked evilly.
He slowly stood up, the corners of his mouth reaching his earlobes more and more every second.
"I guess I could go without supper for a day. Yes. Everything has its price, and supper isn't that much."
Uh-oh.