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Vegeta's Diary

Chapter 17 (again, wow)

He stood up fully now.

Zarbon started coming towards my chair.

I fell off it.

He slowly cornered me.

Nice going Vegeta, now you can't even run for it.

The only way now to save your hide is to stall him with questions.

"How the heck did you get back so fast from your mission?"

"It was a planet quite near so it took less then a day. Happy to see me again, aren't you?"

"I would rather burn in hell then to see your ugly face again by will."

Zarbon growled.

"Then you shall." A ki ball appeared in his hand.

I felt like smashing my head into a wall. You idiot!!!

"Zarbon, honey, what's going on here?"

'Honey' quickly turned around and hid his hand behind his back.

"Nothing mother. Me and the, umm, cute little boy are having fun."

She raised an eyebrow at him.

"Uh, see, we are playing, that's all. Right kid?"

He bent down, patting my head. His mouth was next to my ear so he could tell me through quenched teeth:

"You dare to tell her anything, and you will die twice as painfully as I planned. She won't be around you all the time you know."

I gulped.

Geez, I was seven! What do you expect of me? To die because I spit him in to his mom?

"Yeah, we are just playing, that's all."

"Smart kid." He whispered into my ear.

"Well, I'm glad. I got you're clothes all nice and clean." She put them down on the table.

I rushed over to them and started putting them on as fast as I could.

I wanted to get out of here as fast as possible.

Shirt.

Underwear. Hey, even a prince needs to wear these!

Pants.

She happily walked out.

Gloves.

"Well, I suppose we should get back to our little 'game'."

I froze.

Once again; oh-uh.

I quickly pulled on my right boot, but didn't have time to put on the other, because Pink tried to take my head to it's master.

I grabbed the other shoe and hightailed out the door with Pink on my tail. (Almost.)

Turning the corner I looked back and saw the most bloodthirsty dog in my life.

Like master like dog.

I suddenly stepped into something.

"Ouch!!!!"

Stopping for a moment to examine my injured foot (which was full of glass, may I add), I decided it was better and smarter to fly, because unless this Pink was a super dog or something it could not possibly follow me through the sky.

I headed to downtown, cause I figured our house would be that way.

Note: This was quite a stupid thing to do, because

a)It was rush hour

b) I did not now what any of the signs meant

c) Our house was not that way at all

Little problems, ne?

Plus, I did not think that the darn dog would be able to trace my scent.

I kept both my eyes on it, so no wonder I bumped into someone.

"Hey, watch it!"

Suddenly everyone was moving in a specific direction and I was stuck in a flood of people.

Then in an instant, they stopped.

I wiped my brow.

Ding-Dong-Ding!

Huh?

I looked to the side where the funny sound was coming from.

Why, oh why me?

A whole mob started to fly my way.

I was in a middle of a cross!

"WAAAAAAH!!!!"

I flew away just in time, I would have been a palacsinta if I stayed there.

Oh, you don't know what a palacsinta is, dear journal?

It like the so-called pancakes here, only they are flat, and are filled with anything you want. You don't know how delicious they are. Yamm!

And trust me, they are pretty flat.

When my heart finally slowed down, and so did my speed, I noticed I had lost Pink.

Phew!

And I don't know how, but I managed to be hovering just above our yard.

I smiled and closed my eyes while descending.

A very useful lesson: NEVER close your eyes while descending.

Splotch!!!!

Huh?

"Aaaaw, man!!!!! This can't be true!"

I managed to land myself in a puddle of mud, up to my chest.

" Vegeta, is that you?" Nappa came out the door. "Oh, you child, can't you spend a day without getting into trouble?"

He picked me up and out of the mud, letting me drip a little, like some wet dish or something.

"Guess not." All I got to say is: ^^