(A/N-I have to say that I don't own DBZ or the characters. But I do own my characters Harm and Seto. Also, I am really happy you guys like the story! Like, you have no idea. I see a new review and I get all happy inside and I don't always get happy. Okay, here you go chapter 5.)

Chapter 5- When Bitches Collide

Harm opened her eyes and saw that it was still dark out. She looked at the clock and saw it was 4:30 am. 'Damn it.' she thought. 'Just a few more fucking hours. That's all I wanted.'

She got out of bed and grabbed her close. 'Might as well get dressed considering I won't be able to go back to damn sleep.'

Harm put on her black dance like pants, with the cris-cross strings on the side. And a black T-shirt that say's "I may look innocent, BUT I'm Not!"

'It's so me.' she thought. As she put on her boots, she looked at Seto who was sleeping so peacefully. 'I hope he's not mad at me for wishing us here. It still doesn't feel real. I wonder if we will ever be able to go back.'

Harm walked outside to warm weather with a nice breeze. She took a deep breathe and smiled.

"I'm not stupid. I know your watching me." She said still looking straight ahead of her.

Behind her, Piccolo stepped out from the shadows, "I figured you did. What are you doing up so early?"

"Just got up, and I couldn't go back to sleep." Harm said turning around. "I want you to teach me to fight and fly."

"What makes you think I can?" Piccolo asked.

" I know more about this world than you can imagine . From the looks of it, you I can probably tell the future and the names of future enemies." Harm informed him. 'I'm just wondering why Goku is here. I remember asking Chi-Chi about Gohan going to Namek and she said he just got back. After asking me how I knew. But that would mean Goku should still be in space. Did us coming here change the outcome of this world?' Harm thought.

"How is that possible? No human can have such power. Explain." Piccolo said in disbelief.

"Gee, where do I began. Lets say me and Seto are not from this universe. K? Well, me and Seto are normal(sort of normal) humans on a planet such as this one, called Earth. But! We live on the other side from here. And this world, well its a cartoon. Do you know what a cartoon is?" Harm asked.

Piccolo was silent for a minute trying to soak all of it in, then he finally replied, "No."

"Okay, a cartoon is something or someone that is drawn and colored in. Then there put on a drawn background. Have Gohan show you sometime. Any ways, everyone here that you know and don't know yet, are cartoons. Made up. Not real. Your lives are a show for us to watch and wish we were here with you all. Your make believe. Are you with me so far?" Harm explained.

"Sort of, I'm confused. You say I'm not real, yet I'm standing right in front of you." Piccolo had a puzzled look on his face. "Do you see everything?"

"No, not everything. In our universe, dominion, whatever you want to call it, Your not real. But here? You are. Get it?"

"Sure, yeah."

"Okay, now in our world, I've seen every show all the way up to Buu. Don't ask cause I wont tell you. Just train really hard. Well since there are reruns on, the last show I saw was when you guys just came back from Namek. I know what happens after it and everything. Well, that night I saw a falling star and wished that me and Seto where here. And when I woke up, you can image how freaked out I was." Harm finished explaining.

"That's amazing!" Piccolo screamed.

"Shhh! You wanna wake the rest of the fucking planet? You can't tell anyone till the time is right. Got it?" Harm said raising her eyebrows.

"Fine." Piccolo said after pausing for a minute to think about it.

"Good. Now about training me. I don't want you to leave me in the desert, like you did Gohan. I'm not even sure I have the slights amount of power." Harm stated. "I would die within seconds."

"Its going to be weird hearing you say things like that, but I'll get used to it. Now about the powers thing. How did you knee Vegeta so hard? And when me and Krillan where whispering, how did you hear us? I could bearly here myself." Piccolo asked.

"I'm not sure about any of that. When I hit Vegeta, I didn't even try. And when you and Krillan where talking I didn't know you were whispering. I just thought you guys forgot I was there." Harm said looking a bit confused herself.

"Hmm, we'll have to figure that one out another time." Piccolo said.

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Piccolo taught Harm the basic punch and kick's, and how to get into fighting position. And how to control her energy.

"Tomorrow, I'll teach you to fly. I could sense a strong ki from you. Come on, we better get back to Chi-Chi's, the sun is rising." Piccolo said picking Harm up by the waist and flying to Goku's.

"Hey Piccolo, don't tell anyone about this, k? I don't think they need to know right now. Especially Seto and Vegeta. Promise?" Harm asked as they landed in front of Goku's house.

"Fine." Piccolo said walking away. "Tell Goku that I had to go train."

"K." Harm said and walked into the house to find Chi-Chi making breakfast.

"Morning. Who were you talking to?" Chi-Chi asked without looking up from her pots on the stove.

"Morning. Oh, Piccolo said he was leaving to train. Where is everyone?"

"Getting dressed. Where'd you go?" she asked finally looking at Harm.

"Out and about. I wanted to take a look around this beautiful place." Harm said with a smile.(A/N-Hey! Did you notice that when Harm got up, she sort of beat up Piccolo, well they trained. But when I had Seto say 'you just have to beat someone up when you wake.' it was a joke. But I guess its kinda true in a way.)

Soon after, Goku and Seto walked into the kitchen.

"Harm, you look different today." Goku said as he sat at the table.

'No way! Piccolo taught me how to hide my ki level. No way he could sense it.' Harm thought. "How?" She asked.

"You don't seem so angry. Yeah, that's it. Yesterday you bearly smiled. And today, your all smiles." Goku said laughing is 'unmistakable' laugh.

"Oh, well don't get used to it. I can change back in a split second and I have a feeling I will." Harm said remember that she had to go to Bulma's today. 'I hated her in my world and I hate her here.' She thought.

"Typical." Seto said sitting next to Harm.

"Gohan!" Chi-Chi yelled as Harm and Goku laughed at Seto's comment.

After breakfast Chi-Chi called Bulma (A/N- "the slut") and told her what was going on. (Cus we all know Vegeta didn't.) Soon after Goku used his instant transmission, and they were at Bulma's. 'If Kakarot never went to space, how does he know I/T? Maybe he wasn't in space that long.' Harm thought to herself.

"Hi, Chi-Chi, Goku and Gohan. Long time, no see!" Bulma said giving them a hug when she noticed Seto.

"And you must be Seto." She said in a flirty voice.

Harm saw the look of disgust on his face(considering he never liked her either) and said, "He's not your type."

Seto gave his sister a look saying 'thanks'.

"You must be Harm." Bulma said ringing her name out, like she was a piece of trash.

"And you must be annoying. I mean Bulma. My mistake. They both sound so much alike." Harm said giving Bulma a look that said 'try anything like that again and you won't have a head.'

"No they...." Gohan was about to finish when Seto covered his mouth.

"Hey Bulma, where's Vegeta?" Goku asked trying to change the mood in the room.

"Right here." Vegeta said walking into the room.

"Training hard, Vegeta?" Harm asked in a more nicer way. 'I remember the show. Bulma gets Vegeta and he doesn't even look happy. Well, if she wants to play games, then I'll play. Even though I don't like Vegeta that much, in that way.' Harm thought.

"What makes you think I was training?" Vegeta asked.

"I just know. I'm not like most pathetic humans," Harm said looking at Bulma. "If anything, I'm not like then at all."

"Oh really? Is that so? And why should I believe you?" He asked getting a bit interested in the conversation.

'You have him eating out of the palm of your hand.' Harm thought. "Well maybe someday I can show you my moves. I'm a little bit of a beginner, but I'm better than most." Harm said seeing Bulma give her a dirty look out of the corner of her eye.

"Alright then." Vegeta said raising an eyebrow and walking away.

'I swear I just saw him check me out. Don't jump to conclusion Harm. He was probably just seeing if I was wasting his time or not.' Harm pondered to herself.

"Vegeta, where are you going?" Bulma called after him.

He just waved his hand as if not caring what she said. After Bulma showed Seto and Harm their rooms, she took them to the kitchen for some lunch.

"Nice shirt." Bulma said to Harm.

'Oh, I see what your doing. Trying to be nice, so we can be friends. No way, bitch!' Harm thought as she got up and walked out of the room with Seto who called out, "I'm warning you, it's true. You might just end up without a head if your not careful."

When Harm and Seto were outside, they sat under a large tree for shade.

"What moves?" Seto asked out of the blue.

"What are you talking about?" Harm had an innocent look on her face.

"The ones you said you'll show Vegeta." Seto looked at Harm, waiting for an answer. 'I know she can't fight. I'm her brother after all. And I know she can't be talking about, yeah know...cus she doesn't like Vegeta that much to sleep with him. So what is she planning?' He thought.

"Oh, I guess I can tell you, only if you promise to keep it a secret." Harm said looking into her brothers eyes for the truth.

"Promise." He said.

"Ok, you see today when I got up it was still early. And so Piccolo taught me who to punch and kick and how to get into fighting position. He said that I have a strong ki power. Tomorrow he's going to teach me to fly." Harm said.

"What!!" Seto screamed jumping to his feet. "You know how much I've always wanted to fly and fight! And you cheated me out. Did you tell him were we came from?"

"Yes, and he thinks its amazing. If you ask him, like I did, then I'm sure he will teach you. But just wait till he's done with my lessons cus now I have to get good enough to not look like an ass in front of Vegeta. You know I wont here the end of it if I fuck up." Harm said watching her brother sit back down.

"Deal. What is it with you flirting with Vegeta? I thought you didn't like him in that way?" Seto asked.

He burst out laughing when Harm explained her plan to him. "I support you all the way Harm."

"Good. Now if you don't mind, I'm going shopping. I found a credit card in my pocket when I went to bed last night. And from the looks of it....its got a lot of money on it." Harm left the backyard in a hurry. Shopping was something she loved doing.

"Wait! Did she say shopping? In this world? Harm!" Seto called out, running to catch up with her.

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(A/N- There you have it. Chapter 5. Some funny shit huh? I decided to make Chi-Chi nice for now. And for you people that like Bulma, I pity you! Lol. What's going to happen to Harm when she go's shopping? Will Seto be able to catch up with her or is it to late? Wait and see. Now PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!! thanks you! And I want to thank:

Kristina and Kyro for their reviews....I'll be waiting to hear from others too.

Choa!)