"Mario, you got a letter!" yell Luigi, as he walked through their front door. "I'll read it to you!."
"Gees, I'm only five feet away, and still has to yell?" said Mario, sitting in a chair near the door. Luigi begins to read the letter.
"Dear Mario,
I am throwing a huge party at my castle tonight. Everyone, except Luigi, will be there, so I ask of you to come to my party. I hope to see you there, and please bring as many chips, dips, and hookers as you like.
Your arch-nemesis and best friend,
King Koopa.......Bowser?"
Luigi looks at Mario in surprise.
"Bowser invited you to a party! Why in the world would he do that?"
"Bowser and I are best bros., now."
"I thought I was your best bro.?"
"No, Luigi, you're my best, um, well, never mind. I made Bowser a deal."
"What could you possibly do to make Bowser your best friend. Have Peach mate with him?"
"Close, I have her rape him once a week." Luigi looks at Mario in disgust and surprise.
"Why couldn't I do that?"
"Luigi, because you're a ten coin (fill in the blank)."
"What! What! What! How dare you insult me like that!" Luigi, from somewhere behind him (three guesses), pulls out a beam sword. With it, he cuts Mario's arm off.
"Argh!" cried Mario, grabbing the burned stump.
"Oops, I missed."
"What were you aiming for?"
"Don't worry, I'll put it back on." He grabbed Mario's severed arm and super glues it back on the stump.
About an hour later, after the glue hardens, the doorbell rings.
"I'll get it, you might cut some one's arm off again," said Mario, looking at Luigi in disgust, who was doing something personal with the sword. Mario answered the door. At first he doesn't see anything. He then looks to the side of his door and sees a Caterpie pressing the doorbell.
"Get off." Mario swapped the Caterpie off the door and onto his lawn. He ran inside, grabbed his shotgun, looked at Luigi in disgust, again, and ran back outside to shoot the worm.
Caterpie, Caterpie," chanted the worm, looking at Mario. Mario points the double barrel shotgun at Caterpie.
"Go, pokéball!" cried a voice from no where. A small, red and white ball hits Caterpie on the head, sucking him up in a red light. The ball falls to the ground and wiggles once...twice...thrice, and stops.
"Yes! I caught Caterpie!" yells Ash, walking out from behind some bushes.
"What the h*ll are you doing in my yard, throwing balls around? You can put an eye out with those things!" yells Mario, pointing the gun at Ash.
"I'm just catching pokémon."
"Well, go poke-your-mom somewhere else," says Luigi, walking out from his personally business to see what was keeping Mario.
"Where's my mom?" Ash starts to look around.
"I'm going to give you to the count of three to get of my property. 1..."
"What going to happen?" asked Ash.
"I'm going to shoot you, 2..."
"Or what?" asked Ash, calling forth Caterpie."
"3...fire!" he aims down at Caterpie, shooting at the worm. The shot eradicates him, sending blood and guts everywhere. A drop lands on Luigi, who starts to run around like a fag. Ash and Mario look at him.
"What a faggot," said Ash, looking at Luigi fall down on his *ss.
"You're telling me. I have to sleep in the same room as him. You want to know what he does at night?"
"Sure."
"Well, when we get ready for bed, he tries to give me a sexual message. It's f*ucking scary, I tell you. I've told him to quit, but all he does is start rubbing my *ss. I want to shoot his hands off." Upon that thought, Mario points the gun at Luigi's hands., shooing at them. Luigi jumps out of the way, but only to hear Ash.
"Shoot a thunder bolt at his Richard cranium, Pikachu!" Pikachu jumps towards Luigi, but misses his attack.
"Pika?" he asked, looking at Ash. Mario begins to snicker.
"What?" asks Ash, looking at Luigi. Mario walks over to his brother and pulls his overalls and boxers down. Mario points at Luigi's crouch.
"He doesn't have one, but he does have a decent sized vagina." Luigi is too flattered to be embarrassed.
"Then, Pikachu, do the sheman!"
"Pika pi." Pikachu pats his chest
"Translation?" asked Mario, looking at the Pikachu get excited.
"He says she doesn't have, you know." Ash pats his chest. Mario realizes what he means.
"Oh, you mean boobs." "Not so loud, Misty might hear."
"Misty who? Is she hot?"
"Well, yeah, but..."
"Did some one call me?" asked Misty, walking out from behind the bushes. Mario sees her and becomes excited. He strips himself and runs over to her. He begins to find a way through her clothes.
"Get off, you pervert. I'm taken."
"By who?" asks Ash, starting to be excited. Pikachu and Luigi are off somewhere.
"Brock," she says, muttering something else.
"Oh," said Ash and Mario, losing their excitement.
"Man, they're smooth," mutters Mario. Before Mario can put on his clothes, a Pichu walks over to him and looks at him.
"Hey, a Pichu, I'm going catch it!" said Ash, throwing a masterball at the Pichu. Pichu just knocks it away, right into Mario's private area.
"Oomph!" he cried, falling over.
"That was a Masterball! Pikachu come get him."
"Pika!"
"I don't care if you're not done, get over here." Pikachu walks away from Luigi, never hitting his mark on her/him. Pikachu sees Pichu and prepares to fight. Pichu charges up a headbutt, knocking Pikachu's head off. Pichu seems unfazed by the attack. Pikachu's spilled blood covered the ground. His excitement still out. Luigi is hit by some of the blood and begins to run around like a fag, again.
"Pi...pika...PIKACHU!" cried Ash.
"I'm confused," said Misty, suddenly seeing the Pichu grow 10000 times its size. Duzz walks out from the bushes, dragging what looks like the remains of Brock.
"Brock!" cried Misty.
"Yes," muttered Ash. Mario would have, if his private area wasn't preoccupied. Luigi sees the Pichu, reaches behind himself (three gueses, again), and pulls out a beamsword. He jumps up to Pichu and tries to slice his arm off. Duzz smirks at him as Pichu turns her/him into a hole in the ground. Mario slowly gets up, seeing his brother had just been killed, and runs into the forest.
"You killed Pikachu!" cried Ash, kicking Pichu, who falls over. Misty throws a pokéball at him, catching the giant pokémon
"How, how, how did you do that?"
"Just needed a woman's touch."
"Well, let's celebrate with a night alone in our tents."
"Sure, we can look at all our pokémon."
"Maybe have a little fun with them and eachother."
"Hey, that would be fun. We're off alone, I can be a whore if I want to be."
"You haven't seen the last of me!" cries Duzz, leaving through a portal. Ash and Msity, not caring, walk off to have some fun.
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Mario sits down on the hard forest floor. He was naked and tired, wondering why he was so stupid to run into the forest. He heard something and turned towards it. Nothing.
"Poor, poor Luigi. Dead as a doorknob. I remember the time you actually had me. Stupid Peach costume." He felt himself get excited, but it went away.
Mario got up, but he walked into something. It was...silky. He suddenly saw hundreds of Caterpies swarm over him, doing things to him. Some started to enter him through his *ss. He tried to scream but Caterpies swarmed his mouth. He saw nothing but green and black after that.
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Ash had his arm over Misty's exposed breasts.
"That was great," he said, going to sleep on her.
"Yeah, thanks to you and Squitle, Bulbasaur, and Charizard. No thanks to Psyduck, but he did get himself some from your *ss." Psyduck heard this and got excited. He walked up to Misty expectantedly. Misty was about to comply when Psyduck fell down in two pieces. She saw two sword beams in the tent they were in. She screamed, waking Ash. The sword beams cut off their hands.
"What, what, what?" Then, one shot up through Misty's private. The other shot up Ash's *ss. then, an Electrode pops up and explodes. The power of the explosion sends them to Torpor with their other friends.
I look at this and wonder, why did I let Duzz into this fanfic? He totally screwed it up and made it gayish. Oh, well, third times a charm.
"Gees, I'm only five feet away, and still has to yell?" said Mario, sitting in a chair near the door. Luigi begins to read the letter.
"Dear Mario,
I am throwing a huge party at my castle tonight. Everyone, except Luigi, will be there, so I ask of you to come to my party. I hope to see you there, and please bring as many chips, dips, and hookers as you like.
Your arch-nemesis and best friend,
King Koopa.......Bowser?"
Luigi looks at Mario in surprise.
"Bowser invited you to a party! Why in the world would he do that?"
"Bowser and I are best bros., now."
"I thought I was your best bro.?"
"No, Luigi, you're my best, um, well, never mind. I made Bowser a deal."
"What could you possibly do to make Bowser your best friend. Have Peach mate with him?"
"Close, I have her rape him once a week." Luigi looks at Mario in disgust and surprise.
"Why couldn't I do that?"
"Luigi, because you're a ten coin (fill in the blank)."
"What! What! What! How dare you insult me like that!" Luigi, from somewhere behind him (three guesses), pulls out a beam sword. With it, he cuts Mario's arm off.
"Argh!" cried Mario, grabbing the burned stump.
"Oops, I missed."
"What were you aiming for?"
"Don't worry, I'll put it back on." He grabbed Mario's severed arm and super glues it back on the stump.
About an hour later, after the glue hardens, the doorbell rings.
"I'll get it, you might cut some one's arm off again," said Mario, looking at Luigi in disgust, who was doing something personal with the sword. Mario answered the door. At first he doesn't see anything. He then looks to the side of his door and sees a Caterpie pressing the doorbell.
"Get off." Mario swapped the Caterpie off the door and onto his lawn. He ran inside, grabbed his shotgun, looked at Luigi in disgust, again, and ran back outside to shoot the worm.
Caterpie, Caterpie," chanted the worm, looking at Mario. Mario points the double barrel shotgun at Caterpie.
"Go, pokéball!" cried a voice from no where. A small, red and white ball hits Caterpie on the head, sucking him up in a red light. The ball falls to the ground and wiggles once...twice...thrice, and stops.
"Yes! I caught Caterpie!" yells Ash, walking out from behind some bushes.
"What the h*ll are you doing in my yard, throwing balls around? You can put an eye out with those things!" yells Mario, pointing the gun at Ash.
"I'm just catching pokémon."
"Well, go poke-your-mom somewhere else," says Luigi, walking out from his personally business to see what was keeping Mario.
"Where's my mom?" Ash starts to look around.
"I'm going to give you to the count of three to get of my property. 1..."
"What going to happen?" asked Ash.
"I'm going to shoot you, 2..."
"Or what?" asked Ash, calling forth Caterpie."
"3...fire!" he aims down at Caterpie, shooting at the worm. The shot eradicates him, sending blood and guts everywhere. A drop lands on Luigi, who starts to run around like a fag. Ash and Mario look at him.
"What a faggot," said Ash, looking at Luigi fall down on his *ss.
"You're telling me. I have to sleep in the same room as him. You want to know what he does at night?"
"Sure."
"Well, when we get ready for bed, he tries to give me a sexual message. It's f*ucking scary, I tell you. I've told him to quit, but all he does is start rubbing my *ss. I want to shoot his hands off." Upon that thought, Mario points the gun at Luigi's hands., shooing at them. Luigi jumps out of the way, but only to hear Ash.
"Shoot a thunder bolt at his Richard cranium, Pikachu!" Pikachu jumps towards Luigi, but misses his attack.
"Pika?" he asked, looking at Ash. Mario begins to snicker.
"What?" asks Ash, looking at Luigi. Mario walks over to his brother and pulls his overalls and boxers down. Mario points at Luigi's crouch.
"He doesn't have one, but he does have a decent sized vagina." Luigi is too flattered to be embarrassed.
"Then, Pikachu, do the sheman!"
"Pika pi." Pikachu pats his chest
"Translation?" asked Mario, looking at the Pikachu get excited.
"He says she doesn't have, you know." Ash pats his chest. Mario realizes what he means.
"Oh, you mean boobs." "Not so loud, Misty might hear."
"Misty who? Is she hot?"
"Well, yeah, but..."
"Did some one call me?" asked Misty, walking out from behind the bushes. Mario sees her and becomes excited. He strips himself and runs over to her. He begins to find a way through her clothes.
"Get off, you pervert. I'm taken."
"By who?" asks Ash, starting to be excited. Pikachu and Luigi are off somewhere.
"Brock," she says, muttering something else.
"Oh," said Ash and Mario, losing their excitement.
"Man, they're smooth," mutters Mario. Before Mario can put on his clothes, a Pichu walks over to him and looks at him.
"Hey, a Pichu, I'm going catch it!" said Ash, throwing a masterball at the Pichu. Pichu just knocks it away, right into Mario's private area.
"Oomph!" he cried, falling over.
"That was a Masterball! Pikachu come get him."
"Pika!"
"I don't care if you're not done, get over here." Pikachu walks away from Luigi, never hitting his mark on her/him. Pikachu sees Pichu and prepares to fight. Pichu charges up a headbutt, knocking Pikachu's head off. Pichu seems unfazed by the attack. Pikachu's spilled blood covered the ground. His excitement still out. Luigi is hit by some of the blood and begins to run around like a fag, again.
"Pi...pika...PIKACHU!" cried Ash.
"I'm confused," said Misty, suddenly seeing the Pichu grow 10000 times its size. Duzz walks out from the bushes, dragging what looks like the remains of Brock.
"Brock!" cried Misty.
"Yes," muttered Ash. Mario would have, if his private area wasn't preoccupied. Luigi sees the Pichu, reaches behind himself (three gueses, again), and pulls out a beamsword. He jumps up to Pichu and tries to slice his arm off. Duzz smirks at him as Pichu turns her/him into a hole in the ground. Mario slowly gets up, seeing his brother had just been killed, and runs into the forest.
"You killed Pikachu!" cried Ash, kicking Pichu, who falls over. Misty throws a pokéball at him, catching the giant pokémon
"How, how, how did you do that?"
"Just needed a woman's touch."
"Well, let's celebrate with a night alone in our tents."
"Sure, we can look at all our pokémon."
"Maybe have a little fun with them and eachother."
"Hey, that would be fun. We're off alone, I can be a whore if I want to be."
"You haven't seen the last of me!" cries Duzz, leaving through a portal. Ash and Msity, not caring, walk off to have some fun.
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Mario sits down on the hard forest floor. He was naked and tired, wondering why he was so stupid to run into the forest. He heard something and turned towards it. Nothing.
"Poor, poor Luigi. Dead as a doorknob. I remember the time you actually had me. Stupid Peach costume." He felt himself get excited, but it went away.
Mario got up, but he walked into something. It was...silky. He suddenly saw hundreds of Caterpies swarm over him, doing things to him. Some started to enter him through his *ss. He tried to scream but Caterpies swarmed his mouth. He saw nothing but green and black after that.
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Ash had his arm over Misty's exposed breasts.
"That was great," he said, going to sleep on her.
"Yeah, thanks to you and Squitle, Bulbasaur, and Charizard. No thanks to Psyduck, but he did get himself some from your *ss." Psyduck heard this and got excited. He walked up to Misty expectantedly. Misty was about to comply when Psyduck fell down in two pieces. She saw two sword beams in the tent they were in. She screamed, waking Ash. The sword beams cut off their hands.
"What, what, what?" Then, one shot up through Misty's private. The other shot up Ash's *ss. then, an Electrode pops up and explodes. The power of the explosion sends them to Torpor with their other friends.
I look at this and wonder, why did I let Duzz into this fanfic? He totally screwed it up and made it gayish. Oh, well, third times a charm.