Link enters Ganondorf's Chamber.
"These toys are too much for you. I demand that your give it to me!" yells Ganondorf.
"Sure here you go." Answers Link as he cuts off his hand that has the Triforce of Courage implanted in it.
"Huh? You're giving it to me? I thought I would have to fight you for it."
"Nah. I don't care for it. Here you go." Link tosses his hand to Ganondorf.
"Um. Aren't you going to try to save Zelda?"
"Nope. I could care less for the dumb broad."
Zelda becomes infuriated at Link's remark and breaks out of her crystal cage in one hit. Everyone's attention turns to her as she charges at Link cussing.
Link jumps out of the way just as Zelda runs by him and into the wall, knocking her to the ground.
"Ouch! Da*n wall."
"What is wrong with that girl? It's not like it isn't true that she is a dumb broad." Says Ganondorf.
Suddenly a warp tunnel appeared in the middle of the group. Mario and Luigi jumped out of the tunnel.
"Heya, Mario are we here?"
"I dunno Luigi, but this don't look like Peach's Castle."
"HEY! What are you little midgets doing in MY castle?" yells Ganondorf.
"Midget ay? Luigi, lets teach this Richard Cranium a lesson."
"Ayay Mario."
Mario and Luigi go to throw a punch at Ganondorf just to realize they don't have any hands anymore. Blood slowly drips from Link's blade.
"Oops. I missed." Laughed Link.
"AHHHHH!!! My hands! There. There gone!" cries Mario.
"What were you aiming for?" asks Ganondorf, curiously.
"I was aiming for their Richard Craniums."
"Ouch," mutteres Ganondorf, holding himself from the thought of the pain.
Suddenly a portal appears and Gandalf steps through.
"Hey…whose the old geezer?" asks Link.
"Geezer… ay? I am the great Gandalf. And where may I fray tell am I?"
Zelda sneaks up and stabs him in the back with a knife.
"Oh. I've cut you. What a shame." Says Zelda.
"Well Mr. Gandalf. It looks like you are "may I fray tell" at your tomb. Hahaha" laughs Link.
Gandalf casts thunderstrike at Link and Zelda, just to realize he was indoors.
"Oh, D*mn! I'm a dead man now aren't I?" asks Gandalf.
"No. You're a massacred man now." Says Link, just as the south wall of the chamber collapses, and Goku flies through.
"What the h*ll! This is turning into a weirdo convention." Says Ganondorf.
"Get back here Kakorot! I'm not done with you." Screams Vegeta as he flies through the hole in the wall.
"Man I wish you would just leave me the heck alone. Gosh, darn it!" says Goku.
"Sorry Goku. But the writer is making me do it."
"Well lets get the writer."
"Hold on there! Who are ya'll talking about?" asks Link.
"Oh shut up and die" says Vegeta, as he blasts away the area and everyone with it except Vegeta with his Gallet Gun.
"Now its your turn Author!"
Suddenly a pencil eraser appears and erases both Vegeta's and Goku's hands.
"Ahhh my hands there gone!" yells Goku.
"D*mn you writer!" yells Vegeta.
The eraser flips over to a pencil and draws rabbit ears on Goku, and a wedding gown on Vegeta.
"Hahahaha! Vegeta is about to marry Rabbit-Man." Says the author.
Vegeta erupts in a violent rage and dies a horrible death, because of the brightly colored gown.. Goku begins to cry about having long ears.
"Waahhh. I don't like having long ears."
The pencil eraser erases the rabbit ears along with Goku's original ears.
"Huh? Why can I hear anything? Is it the end of the world?"
The pencil draws an exact copy of Chichi.
"Goku you come home right now." Says Chichi.
"What? I can't hear you… Huh?"
Chichi slaps him so hard that his head rattled.
"How dare you act like you can't hear me!"
The eraser erases Chichi's mouth, her complete midsection, and Goku's midsection. The pencil end begins to draw the parts back on the wrong bodies. Then generously draws Chichi's mouth back.
"Oh my word! What have you done to me. Where are my name?" cries Chichi.
Fox McCloud flies in on his Ar-wing.
"Wow. A Guy with women's things." Laughs Fox.
"Shut up!" yells Chichi as she pulls out a immense rocket launcher and fires.
"Wow. I hope you know that will kill all of…" says Fox as everyone is completely annihilated and the whole world is completely destroyed by Chichi and her stupidity.
"These toys are too much for you. I demand that your give it to me!" yells Ganondorf.
"Sure here you go." Answers Link as he cuts off his hand that has the Triforce of Courage implanted in it.
"Huh? You're giving it to me? I thought I would have to fight you for it."
"Nah. I don't care for it. Here you go." Link tosses his hand to Ganondorf.
"Um. Aren't you going to try to save Zelda?"
"Nope. I could care less for the dumb broad."
Zelda becomes infuriated at Link's remark and breaks out of her crystal cage in one hit. Everyone's attention turns to her as she charges at Link cussing.
Link jumps out of the way just as Zelda runs by him and into the wall, knocking her to the ground.
"Ouch! Da*n wall."
"What is wrong with that girl? It's not like it isn't true that she is a dumb broad." Says Ganondorf.
Suddenly a warp tunnel appeared in the middle of the group. Mario and Luigi jumped out of the tunnel.
"Heya, Mario are we here?"
"I dunno Luigi, but this don't look like Peach's Castle."
"HEY! What are you little midgets doing in MY castle?" yells Ganondorf.
"Midget ay? Luigi, lets teach this Richard Cranium a lesson."
"Ayay Mario."
Mario and Luigi go to throw a punch at Ganondorf just to realize they don't have any hands anymore. Blood slowly drips from Link's blade.
"Oops. I missed." Laughed Link.
"AHHHHH!!! My hands! There. There gone!" cries Mario.
"What were you aiming for?" asks Ganondorf, curiously.
"I was aiming for their Richard Craniums."
"Ouch," mutteres Ganondorf, holding himself from the thought of the pain.
Suddenly a portal appears and Gandalf steps through.
"Hey…whose the old geezer?" asks Link.
"Geezer… ay? I am the great Gandalf. And where may I fray tell am I?"
Zelda sneaks up and stabs him in the back with a knife.
"Oh. I've cut you. What a shame." Says Zelda.
"Well Mr. Gandalf. It looks like you are "may I fray tell" at your tomb. Hahaha" laughs Link.
Gandalf casts thunderstrike at Link and Zelda, just to realize he was indoors.
"Oh, D*mn! I'm a dead man now aren't I?" asks Gandalf.
"No. You're a massacred man now." Says Link, just as the south wall of the chamber collapses, and Goku flies through.
"What the h*ll! This is turning into a weirdo convention." Says Ganondorf.
"Get back here Kakorot! I'm not done with you." Screams Vegeta as he flies through the hole in the wall.
"Man I wish you would just leave me the heck alone. Gosh, darn it!" says Goku.
"Sorry Goku. But the writer is making me do it."
"Well lets get the writer."
"Hold on there! Who are ya'll talking about?" asks Link.
"Oh shut up and die" says Vegeta, as he blasts away the area and everyone with it except Vegeta with his Gallet Gun.
"Now its your turn Author!"
Suddenly a pencil eraser appears and erases both Vegeta's and Goku's hands.
"Ahhh my hands there gone!" yells Goku.
"D*mn you writer!" yells Vegeta.
The eraser flips over to a pencil and draws rabbit ears on Goku, and a wedding gown on Vegeta.
"Hahahaha! Vegeta is about to marry Rabbit-Man." Says the author.
Vegeta erupts in a violent rage and dies a horrible death, because of the brightly colored gown.. Goku begins to cry about having long ears.
"Waahhh. I don't like having long ears."
The pencil eraser erases the rabbit ears along with Goku's original ears.
"Huh? Why can I hear anything? Is it the end of the world?"
The pencil draws an exact copy of Chichi.
"Goku you come home right now." Says Chichi.
"What? I can't hear you… Huh?"
Chichi slaps him so hard that his head rattled.
"How dare you act like you can't hear me!"
The eraser erases Chichi's mouth, her complete midsection, and Goku's midsection. The pencil end begins to draw the parts back on the wrong bodies. Then generously draws Chichi's mouth back.
"Oh my word! What have you done to me. Where are my name?" cries Chichi.
Fox McCloud flies in on his Ar-wing.
"Wow. A Guy with women's things." Laughs Fox.
"Shut up!" yells Chichi as she pulls out a immense rocket launcher and fires.
"Wow. I hope you know that will kill all of…" says Fox as everyone is completely annihilated and the whole world is completely destroyed by Chichi and her stupidity.