Part 2
"D*mn it. They blew up my world. I oughta banish their souls to Jurassic Park. Well I guess I will remake the world." Said the author.
"Let there be light."
"Let there be grass"
"Let there be air"
"Let there be animals."
"Let there be trees."
"What else did I forget. Oh yes."
"Let there be dumb a*s to destroy it again."
Instantly everything that was destroyed was recreated, in seven seconds.
"Now before you guys blow it up, AGAIN. I send you back to your own worlds."
Poof.
Everyone was teleported back to there world.
"Now where were we Ganondorf?" asks Link.
"I can't remember. All I can recall is the weirdo convention that took place in my room."
Suddenly Marth and Roy appear through a portal.
"Oh no! Not again d*mn it!" yelled Zelda.
"Not another weirdo convention!" yelled Ganondorf.
Marth and Roy look at each other and then at the others.
"Um Marth. I don't think where in Kansas anymore." Said Roy.
A round ball flies through a window and pops open. Out came Pikachu.
"AHHHHHHH It's another one. WAAHHHH. Make it STOP!" yelled Ganondorf.
"Um Ganondorf. You're crying." Said Link.
"I KNOW THAT!" yelled Ganondorf.
"Um we are just here to be refs for you fight." Said Roy.
"Well ok then." Said Link.
Ganondorf and Link begin to fight. Ganondorf, knees Link in the groan. Link falls.
"I'll get you for that!" yelled Link as he jumped up and cut Ganondorf's groan off.
"AHHHHHH! I've been calmed down for life! WAAAHHHHHH!" cried Ganondorf.
"And the winner is." said Roy.
Marth quickly charges at Link and stabs him through the heart with his sword. His heart came out through his back.
Marth slowly pulls his sword out of Link. Link fell to the ground in a pool of his own blood.
"Marth! Our winner is Marth." Said Roy.
"What! That's not fair!" yelled Zelda.
Marth quickly spun around and decapitated Zelda.
"B*tch should oh kept her mouth shut." Said Marth.
"I challenge you Marth. For your title." Said Roy.
"Title? What title?"
"Um." Roy paused deep in thought. "Um.Unsuspecting Killer."
"Ok, but you do know I'm faster than you."
"So!" Roy swung his sword at Marth.
Marth parries his attack and swings back slicing Roy's sword hand off.
"AHHHH! My hand."
Roy falls to the ground in tremendous pain and agony. Marth turns towards the Pikachu.
"Pika Pika Chuuuu."
Marth eyes him.
"Pika Pika."
"PENGUIN!" Yelled Marth.
"Pika?"
Ash jumps through the window.
"Pikachu attack with thunderbolt!" yelled Ash.
Pikachu begins to build up electricity.
Marth scratches his head. "Huh?"
Pikachu lets loose his thunderbolt, just to have it reflected back at Ash, as Marth reflects the blast off the flat of his sword.
"OUCH! Pikachu! You a*sh*le! You missed!"
Pikachu gets extremely pissed off and shocks Ash with thunder.
Nothing happens.
"Pika???"
"HAAHAHAHAHA! Stupid Pikachu! You're indoors!" Laughs Ash.
Ash runs up and kicks Pikachu towards Marth.
"Batter up!" yells Marth as he swings his sword and cuts Pikachu in half.
"Oh you people are worthless!" yells the author. "I leave you for a moment and you are already in the wrong worlds!"
"Uh? Who said that?" asks Marth.
"I did!" yells the author. "I shall send all of you to torpor!"
The author sends everyone to torpor (period of inactivity).
And everyone lives happily ever after.
The End?
"D*mn it. They blew up my world. I oughta banish their souls to Jurassic Park. Well I guess I will remake the world." Said the author.
"Let there be light."
"Let there be grass"
"Let there be air"
"Let there be animals."
"Let there be trees."
"What else did I forget. Oh yes."
"Let there be dumb a*s to destroy it again."
Instantly everything that was destroyed was recreated, in seven seconds.
"Now before you guys blow it up, AGAIN. I send you back to your own worlds."
Poof.
Everyone was teleported back to there world.
"Now where were we Ganondorf?" asks Link.
"I can't remember. All I can recall is the weirdo convention that took place in my room."
Suddenly Marth and Roy appear through a portal.
"Oh no! Not again d*mn it!" yelled Zelda.
"Not another weirdo convention!" yelled Ganondorf.
Marth and Roy look at each other and then at the others.
"Um Marth. I don't think where in Kansas anymore." Said Roy.
A round ball flies through a window and pops open. Out came Pikachu.
"AHHHHHHH It's another one. WAAHHHH. Make it STOP!" yelled Ganondorf.
"Um Ganondorf. You're crying." Said Link.
"I KNOW THAT!" yelled Ganondorf.
"Um we are just here to be refs for you fight." Said Roy.
"Well ok then." Said Link.
Ganondorf and Link begin to fight. Ganondorf, knees Link in the groan. Link falls.
"I'll get you for that!" yelled Link as he jumped up and cut Ganondorf's groan off.
"AHHHHHH! I've been calmed down for life! WAAAHHHHHH!" cried Ganondorf.
"And the winner is." said Roy.
Marth quickly charges at Link and stabs him through the heart with his sword. His heart came out through his back.
Marth slowly pulls his sword out of Link. Link fell to the ground in a pool of his own blood.
"Marth! Our winner is Marth." Said Roy.
"What! That's not fair!" yelled Zelda.
Marth quickly spun around and decapitated Zelda.
"B*tch should oh kept her mouth shut." Said Marth.
"I challenge you Marth. For your title." Said Roy.
"Title? What title?"
"Um." Roy paused deep in thought. "Um.Unsuspecting Killer."
"Ok, but you do know I'm faster than you."
"So!" Roy swung his sword at Marth.
Marth parries his attack and swings back slicing Roy's sword hand off.
"AHHHH! My hand."
Roy falls to the ground in tremendous pain and agony. Marth turns towards the Pikachu.
"Pika Pika Chuuuu."
Marth eyes him.
"Pika Pika."
"PENGUIN!" Yelled Marth.
"Pika?"
Ash jumps through the window.
"Pikachu attack with thunderbolt!" yelled Ash.
Pikachu begins to build up electricity.
Marth scratches his head. "Huh?"
Pikachu lets loose his thunderbolt, just to have it reflected back at Ash, as Marth reflects the blast off the flat of his sword.
"OUCH! Pikachu! You a*sh*le! You missed!"
Pikachu gets extremely pissed off and shocks Ash with thunder.
Nothing happens.
"Pika???"
"HAAHAHAHAHA! Stupid Pikachu! You're indoors!" Laughs Ash.
Ash runs up and kicks Pikachu towards Marth.
"Batter up!" yells Marth as he swings his sword and cuts Pikachu in half.
"Oh you people are worthless!" yells the author. "I leave you for a moment and you are already in the wrong worlds!"
"Uh? Who said that?" asks Marth.
"I did!" yells the author. "I shall send all of you to torpor!"
The author sends everyone to torpor (period of inactivity).
And everyone lives happily ever after.
The End?