A/N: Hey, I'm back w/ chapter two. I know chapter one was short, but I only
had the intent of getting you all interested. Besides.short stories
captivate the imagination (whatever)
Snape walked back into his office with a crumpet and tea. He absolutely hated crumpets and tea because they were stereotypical, but that was all Dumbledore had left in the school to offer. He sat in his seat and reluctantly looked at the parchment. The map had still not shown itself to him and he was getting angry by just looking at the darn thing. Suddenly, Snape had an idea.
"Oh dear Mauraders, would you let me see the map -er," Snape held is breath and gulped hard, "please?"
Writing flooded the piece of parchment
Moony writes: Professor Snape said please. Please? As if we'd let him see it anyway. The stupid moron!
Professor Snape came back even more moody than before. He'd gone to the banquet hall in hopes of finding a meal to eat. Instead, he was offered tea and crumpets. Who in their friggin right mind wants to eat something called a crumpet, Snape asked himself. He locked his office door again when genius struck him with a solution, a solution about that Marauder's map.
"Professor Snape wants to know if he can see the Marauder's Map -er," He paused gulping air hard "Please?"
Writing spluged upon the parchment rapidly.
Moony dies of laughter and has spasms upon the floor. Is Professor Snape truly that stupid? Why in the hell would we let him see our map.
Padfoot wets his pants and says that Professor Snape is a moron. Please? Ha! Are you kidding me you old snake?
Wormtail asks his fellow Marauders to have compassion. After all, the man did say please. And with such feeling in his voice too. And the Oscar goes to-
Prongs tells Wormtail to shut up and that Professor Snape should keep his lousy day job because he has the face only a mother could love.
Moony says he's seen the Professor in a movie before. -Er, what was it? Ah yes, The Planet of the Apes.
"I'll show all of you! I am no primate! You will all rot for this, all of you," Snape yelled smiling insanely as he walked out of the office
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Snape walked back into his office with a crumpet and tea. He absolutely hated crumpets and tea because they were stereotypical, but that was all Dumbledore had left in the school to offer. He sat in his seat and reluctantly looked at the parchment. The map had still not shown itself to him and he was getting angry by just looking at the darn thing. Suddenly, Snape had an idea.
"Oh dear Mauraders, would you let me see the map -er," Snape held is breath and gulped hard, "please?"
Writing flooded the piece of parchment
Moony writes: Professor Snape said please. Please? As if we'd let him see it anyway. The stupid moron!
Professor Snape came back even more moody than before. He'd gone to the banquet hall in hopes of finding a meal to eat. Instead, he was offered tea and crumpets. Who in their friggin right mind wants to eat something called a crumpet, Snape asked himself. He locked his office door again when genius struck him with a solution, a solution about that Marauder's map.
"Professor Snape wants to know if he can see the Marauder's Map -er," He paused gulping air hard "Please?"
Writing spluged upon the parchment rapidly.
Moony dies of laughter and has spasms upon the floor. Is Professor Snape truly that stupid? Why in the hell would we let him see our map.
Padfoot wets his pants and says that Professor Snape is a moron. Please? Ha! Are you kidding me you old snake?
Wormtail asks his fellow Marauders to have compassion. After all, the man did say please. And with such feeling in his voice too. And the Oscar goes to-
Prongs tells Wormtail to shut up and that Professor Snape should keep his lousy day job because he has the face only a mother could love.
Moony says he's seen the Professor in a movie before. -Er, what was it? Ah yes, The Planet of the Apes.
"I'll show all of you! I am no primate! You will all rot for this, all of you," Snape yelled smiling insanely as he walked out of the office
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