Snape came back into the office holding something behind his back and a
smile full of malice upon his lips. He locked the office door and showed
what he had in his hands to the map: A gallon of kerosene and a lighter.
"Oh Marauders, I brought you a little gift!" He said in an evil singsong voice.
Writing reluctantly appeared on the paper.
Moony writes for all of the Marauders when he says nobody gives a s***.
Prongs adds that any surprise Snape might have must be either laced with poison, ready to explode or has something to do with that dog he calls 'mother'.
Wormtail asks if anone notices that insane grin on Professor Snape's face. And what is that he's holding. It isn't -er, has he gone mad?
"You couldn't work with me so now you will burn! Burn, burn, burn! Muhahahahaha!"
Padfoot says the man is mad! Mad I tell you!
Just then, Professor Albus Dumbledore walked into Snape's office with a lock-opening spell. He opened the door to see Snape pouring kerosene on the parchment and laughing madly.
"Severus, I trust everythingis -er, okay?"
Professor Snape spun on his heels and faced the Headmaster.
"Dumbledore! I was just practicing for -er."
"Severus, I had just come to announce that the Defense Against the Dark Arts job is now available and you were deemed a worthy candidate because of your -er sanity and ability to cope with issues. But after just witnessing this, I believe you need a vacation. A long vacation to a padded cell."
"WHAT!?! But headmaster, I am overqualified"
"And obviously overwhelmed. I'm sorry Severus. Maybe another year."
With that, Dumbledore left the office turning occasionally over his shoulder.
Snape stood there and began to twitch on the floor until Madame Pomfrey was called to send the man to the nursery. Dumbledore and McGonagall stood in awe at the scene of Snape being dragged away by the school nurse while having seizures.
"Do you reckon he knows it was just a prank?"
"Who cares," asked McGonagall trying to retain her laughter.
"Nobody cares," Professor Dumbledore assured himself and the two teachers ran away laughing hysterically
"Oh Marauders, I brought you a little gift!" He said in an evil singsong voice.
Writing reluctantly appeared on the paper.
Moony writes for all of the Marauders when he says nobody gives a s***.
Prongs adds that any surprise Snape might have must be either laced with poison, ready to explode or has something to do with that dog he calls 'mother'.
Wormtail asks if anone notices that insane grin on Professor Snape's face. And what is that he's holding. It isn't -er, has he gone mad?
"You couldn't work with me so now you will burn! Burn, burn, burn! Muhahahahaha!"
Padfoot says the man is mad! Mad I tell you!
Just then, Professor Albus Dumbledore walked into Snape's office with a lock-opening spell. He opened the door to see Snape pouring kerosene on the parchment and laughing madly.
"Severus, I trust everythingis -er, okay?"
Professor Snape spun on his heels and faced the Headmaster.
"Dumbledore! I was just practicing for -er."
"Severus, I had just come to announce that the Defense Against the Dark Arts job is now available and you were deemed a worthy candidate because of your -er sanity and ability to cope with issues. But after just witnessing this, I believe you need a vacation. A long vacation to a padded cell."
"WHAT!?! But headmaster, I am overqualified"
"And obviously overwhelmed. I'm sorry Severus. Maybe another year."
With that, Dumbledore left the office turning occasionally over his shoulder.
Snape stood there and began to twitch on the floor until Madame Pomfrey was called to send the man to the nursery. Dumbledore and McGonagall stood in awe at the scene of Snape being dragged away by the school nurse while having seizures.
"Do you reckon he knows it was just a prank?"
"Who cares," asked McGonagall trying to retain her laughter.
"Nobody cares," Professor Dumbledore assured himself and the two teachers ran away laughing hysterically