Tristan: Malik is gay! Will you be my boy friend

Malik: No god damn it

Mako: Will you join the gay sister hood

Malik: NO

Weevil: Did you invent the man bra's yet

Rex: NO I DID NOT

Joey: I always thought you where going to be the straight one in this group

Bakura: You leave my boy friend alone or or I will smack you

Tristan: Bakura I thought you said you weren't gay

Bakura: I just said I don't want to be gay in such a big group

Tristan: I like your pants

Mako: Tristan stay on subject

Tristan: I like blue pants

Yugi: Well if you have to know I am Bakura's boy friend

Weevil: But you look like a girl

Rex: You should say Bakura's girl friend

Joey: Am I the only straight on in this tank

All: YES YOU ARE

Rex: Yugi is a girl Yugi is a girl

Weevil: Yugi is a girl Yugi is a girl

Yugi: If you don't shut up I will punch you

Rex: More like slap me girl

Weevil: Will you be my girl friend Yugi

Yugi: No I will not be your girl friend I mean I will not be your boy friend

Tristan: Nock it off you two

Rex: Why Yugi just said he's a girl

Yugi: *Crying in Bakura's lap * I did not

Bakura: If you don't stop I will kill you with my teddy bear

Rex&Weevil: Oh no not the teddy bear

Malik: Hey don't make fun of my boy friend or I will

Joey: Our you will what

Malik: I will kill them

Joey: OK

Yugi: Please don't I don't like violence unless from me

Malik: Fine

Tristan: Lets just drop the fight and eat food

Mako: Where at

Joey: Lets go to that big house over there with the big scary guard

Malik: That is Kaiba's house and that is one of the big five guys

Rex: I don't think Kaiba's home thaw

Weevil: Then lets go and still his food and do something really bad

Joey: what

Rex: Still his stuff

Weevil: No

Mako: Spend all his money on socks

Weevil: Worse

Malik: Kill his computer

Weevil: No

Bakura: Kidnap his little brother

Weevil: No

Tristan: Read his diary

Weevil: Yea!

Joey: This will be good

Guard number 1: Stop Mr. Kiaba is not home either go home or fight me to the death