Damien: Guess what I got My first flame I am going to keep it

Terrence: A flame is bad you should throw it away

Damien: Why your bad and I keep you

Terrence: So

Damien: *Hugs * I love you

Terrence: *Smacks Damien * don't you touch me

Mark: Alright you to settle down and let the people read the story

Damien: K

Tristan: You move your white ass out of my way

Joey: Tristan you are a white man

Tristan: Oh well it worked for black people

Bakura: I think we should go home and wait for him to come home

Malik: I agree with him

Yugi: I agree with both of them

Rex: Yea girl, you only agree with your boy friend

Yugi: Leave me alone I am not a girl

Guard number 1: That is it sense you won't leave I will have to kill you

Tristan: Fine I will attack you first

Guard number 1: How is that

Tristan: *pulls hair jell out of pocket and squirts in guard number 1's eye * GRRR

Guard number 1: Ah I can't see

Tristan: Now time to kill you with my sharp spiky hair of doom

Guard number 1: What the he.

Bakura: How much hair jell do you us your hair just went straight threw him

Malik: WOW I never want to touch your hair for your hair go straight threw my hand

Mako: Look there's a hole in his body

Tristan: My hair is all bloody

Yugi: Tristan's hair was so sharp he used it like a knife and killed the guard right Bakura

Bakura: Right Yugi

Mako: Come on lets go read Kiaba's Diary

Malik: Yes and we can black mail him for the rest of his life

* Inside Kiaba's room *

Joey: I found his diary

Mako: Let me read it

Weevil: No me

Rex: No me

Malik: I will read the diary

Bakura: You are such a poetic person

Yugi: Good luck

Malik: O.k. hear is how it starts Dear Dairy

Rex: What a loser he wrote Dear Diary

Weevil: I write Dear Diary too you know

Rex: But it sounds cute from you

Tristan: Will you rub my feet?

Joey: Will you all shut up god I want to hear what the man has to say

Malik: O.k. hear we go Dear Diary

Rex: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Malik: Shut the fuck up

Yugi: Don't say such mean words

Malik: Sorry Yugi So on we go agien De.

Yugi: It is o.k.

Joey: Please shut up

Malik: Dear Diary today I meat the cheapest slut her name wa.

Joey: What's her name

Malik: I was getting to that

Joey: Sorry

Malik: Her name was.

Tristan: Will anyone rub my feet

Joey: Shut up he was about to say the name

Tristan: But I need someone to rub my feet

Joey: Will anyone rub his feet

Rex & Weevil & Mako & Yugi & Bakura: NOOOO!

Tristan: Will you do it Joey

Joey: Will yoou shut up

Tristan: Yea

Joey: Fine then I will

Tristan: You promise no matter what

Joey: Yea I promise now Shut up and let Malik talk

Malik: O.k. Her name was .

Rex: I have to go to the bathroom

Malik: Hurry up we will wait

Rex: O.k.

Mako: Well we got pretty far

Joey: Can you just tell the name

Malik: No we must wait until Rex comes back

Rex: I am back but you have to see this he has golden toilet seats

Malik: Oh I have to see

Joey: Wait don't go

Malik: I have to go see wait another minute

Mako: well that was fun

Weevil: Where they pretty

Malik: Yea they where great

Joey: O.k. can with go on with the story

Malik: Sure, her name was.

Yugi: I am so excited

Joey: Shut up I want to know the name

Bakura: Don't you yell at him

Malik: Her name was.