The Batmobile is racing down the streets of Gotham City. It stops at an alley. We hear maniacal laughter in the backdrop. Batman gets out of his vehicle and walks down the alley. He suddenly sees the huge grin of Jack Napier a.k.a The Joker. He is standing next to his wife Harley Quinn.

Joker: Oh look who's here! It's the old Bat butt! We are just counting our hard earned money! Isn't that right Harl?

Harley: A'okay Mista J!

Batman: Money. Yes. Hard earned. I don't think so!

Joker: Now, now. It took us a long time to steal this!!

Batman lunges out to grab the stolen money. Harley hits him on the head with a giant mallet.

Harley: HANDS OFF BRATMAN!!

He falls down and hits his head on the alley wall.

Joker: Aw! Did you hurt yourself?? Hehehehe!

Joker kicks Batman in the face, but then Batman jumps up and punches Joker right in the jaw!

Joker: DON'T YOU EVER FIGHT DIRTY WITH ME YOUNG MAN!

He squirts acid from his flower but it misses Batman completely and disintegrates the money!

Joker: OH NO! The money!

Harley: There goes my trip to Hawaii!!

Batman: And here I come!!!!

He punches The Joker straight in into the stomach. He falls down and cannot move.

Batman: No so funny now, is it Bozo?

Joker gets a nervous look but then throws down a gas bomb. Purple Smoke comes out of it covering him and Harley except for their mile wide grins.

Joker: Adios Bat Tights! See you in the funny papers! Hehehehehe!

They disappear into the pitch-blackness.

Batman: Damn! He got away again!!!

Commissioner Gordon rushes down the alleyway.

Gordon: Batman, where's The Joker??

Batman: He disappeared again.

Gordon: Well, do you know where he's gone?

Batman: Not Yet.....

Batman spots the squirting flower on the ground.

Batman: .....but I think I know how to find out.