Ok this is my first shot at a fanfic! R&R but please no flames!
Disclaimer- I don't own anything! I swear! *smuggles Yami out back*
Hehe on with the story
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Departing to Domino Airport
*in car driving w/out license*
Joey- Don't you think I should drive? You can't even reach the pedals!
Yugi-ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY SKILLS AS A PROFESSIONAL DRIVER LIKE THE ONES ON THE HONDA COMMERCIALS WITH THE FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND THAT MY 80 YEAR OLD NEIGHBOR TRIES TO BREAKDANCE TO?!
Joey-uhhhhh.*sweat drop* no?
Yugi-*uses his secret weapon- a huge smile that takes up all of his face* good! So we're settled.
Tristan+Tea+Bakura all trapped in the backseat smushed among many bags- Do we have everything?
Joey-Check.
Yugi-Sun tan lotion?
Joey-Check.
Yugi-Photon torpedoes for saving the world?
Joey-Check.
Yugi-Passports?
Joey-Check.
Yugi-Airplane tickets?
Joey-I knew I forgot something.
**2 hours later**
Yugi-Ok! Lets get this show on the road!!!!! *Jumps in car and starts it barely seeing over the rim of the steering wheel*
Joey-Are you sure-
Yugi-*blasts radio* DIRTY POP!!! HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!
Tristan-*screams a very girly scream* O GOD, WHERE!?!!?!
Tea-*sighs* He has a fear of small rodents.
*Tristan squishes himself onto the seat staring around with huge anime eyes*
Joey-Right there! Look!!!!
Bakura-Awww it's so cute.
*a little squirrel runs across the road and Yugi screeches the car right over it barely missing*
Yugi-MUHAHAHAHAH!!! LOOK! LOOK ANOTHER ONE!
Tea-Uh...Yugi?
Yugi-Yes?
Tea-Are you alright?
Yugi-Of course why do you ask?
Joey-*whispers in a voice high enough to hear audibly all the way in the U.S.* I think he's had caffeine...
Tea-I think so... -_-''
Yugi-Hey Tristan are you ok?
Tristan-Of course! As long as there are no more squirrels.
Tea-EXCUSE ME I BELIEVE I WAS TALKING! \_/
Yugi-WHEEE!!! *nearly hits car in front of them*
Joey-Yugi! Theres the airport!!! *points to a Burger King*
Tea-Uh...Joey....
Joey-Yeah?
Yugi-WHEEE!!! *slams into drive-thru window*
*no one seems to notice*
Tea- That's not an aiport. That's a Burger King.
Joey-*looks confused* Eh? Tea why did you tell Yugi this was an airport?
Tristan-Should I kill him or will you do the honors?
*Tea looks at Joey and is about to ring his neck when a bright light fills the car*
Yugi-Beam me up scotty!!!
Tea- Yugi, your Millenium Puzzle!
*everyone looks at Yugi's bag, it's glowing brightly, Yami Yugi emerges and instantly switches places with Yugi, he is now in the front and Yugi is in the back*
Yugi-Whoah...LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!!
Tea-Yami?
Joey-*leaning out car talking into speaker* I'll sue you!! What are you saying that you don't serve frog legs?!
Tea-JOEY! STOP HARRASING THE DRIVE-THRU MEN!
*clears throat*
*turns back to Yami*
Tea-Like I was saying...Yami?
Yami Yugi-*in deep vampire voice* Yessss?
Tristan-Ok, that's just freaky. O_o
Bakura-That's not so bad. When my Yami goes on a sugar high he runs through the neighborhood naked, singing "YMCA" and barking.
Everyone- O_o;;
Yugi -*is bouncing up and down on seat* WHEEE!!!!
Joey-*bends down and puts a hand on Yugi's head to make him stop bouncing* Ummm...shouldn't this chapter be over yet?
*everyone looks at him weird and ignores him*
Tea-Okay Yami, since you came out...I guess you can drive us to the airport.
Yami-Yesssss.
Tristan-Ummm, what's wrong with your voice?
Yami-Yessss.
Tea-Who cares. Drive!!
*5 minutes later the group is stopped at a red light*
Yugi-WHEE!!
Joey-I think maybe something is wrong with him...*still has hand on head trying to stop a completely random bouncing spasm*
Tea-Here, just give him these. He's been taking them to help with his constipation. *Looks around awkwardly. Everyone has a sweat drop* What?
Joey-It's just wrong that you know that.
Tea-Oh. *hands bottle to Joey*
Joey- *looks at label* Sugar-o-matic? Tea, these are sugarpills!!!
Tristan-*Yugi bounces and hits him in the face w/ his hair* Well, that explains alot.
Tea- Oops.
*A car drives up on the side and a few girls look in, twirling their hair at Yami*
Yami-Yesssssssssssss. ^___~
*The girls blow him kisses and he guns the engine*
Tea-How come no one ever guns there engine for me?
Tristan-Maybe because you're a *mumbles un-audibly*
Tea-WHAT?!? TAKE IT OUTSIDE! *strikes a ninja pose*
Tristan-I meant to say it was because you are a wonderful, respectable lady with a heart of gold worthy of being aired on a quality t.v. show such as "Son of the Beach."
Bakura- Or maybe "Passions." Timmy is just my favorite.
Yami- *looks over at him strangely* Yessss....
Tristan & Bakura-What?
Joey-You guys! We're here!
*points to airport*
Yugi-WHEE!!!
Tea- When do those pills wear off?
***
Well there ya go!
Yugi- Why'd you have to make ME hyper?
Me-Hyper is good. You should be proud.
Yugi-*grumbles*
Yami-I shoulda' been the hyper one. My hair would have done more damage. It's spikier.
Yugi-That's cuz you use so much gel.
Yami-Look who's talkin! I don't think it's healthy for a kid as short as you to have hair the same size.
Yugi- *grumbles*
Disclaimer- I don't own anything! I swear! *smuggles Yami out back*
Hehe on with the story
******
Departing to Domino Airport
*in car driving w/out license*
Joey- Don't you think I should drive? You can't even reach the pedals!
Yugi-ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY SKILLS AS A PROFESSIONAL DRIVER LIKE THE ONES ON THE HONDA COMMERCIALS WITH THE FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND THAT MY 80 YEAR OLD NEIGHBOR TRIES TO BREAKDANCE TO?!
Joey-uhhhhh.*sweat drop* no?
Yugi-*uses his secret weapon- a huge smile that takes up all of his face* good! So we're settled.
Tristan+Tea+Bakura all trapped in the backseat smushed among many bags- Do we have everything?
Joey-Check.
Yugi-Sun tan lotion?
Joey-Check.
Yugi-Photon torpedoes for saving the world?
Joey-Check.
Yugi-Passports?
Joey-Check.
Yugi-Airplane tickets?
Joey-I knew I forgot something.
**2 hours later**
Yugi-Ok! Lets get this show on the road!!!!! *Jumps in car and starts it barely seeing over the rim of the steering wheel*
Joey-Are you sure-
Yugi-*blasts radio* DIRTY POP!!! HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!
Tristan-*screams a very girly scream* O GOD, WHERE!?!!?!
Tea-*sighs* He has a fear of small rodents.
*Tristan squishes himself onto the seat staring around with huge anime eyes*
Joey-Right there! Look!!!!
Bakura-Awww it's so cute.
*a little squirrel runs across the road and Yugi screeches the car right over it barely missing*
Yugi-MUHAHAHAHAH!!! LOOK! LOOK ANOTHER ONE!
Tea-Uh...Yugi?
Yugi-Yes?
Tea-Are you alright?
Yugi-Of course why do you ask?
Joey-*whispers in a voice high enough to hear audibly all the way in the U.S.* I think he's had caffeine...
Tea-I think so... -_-''
Yugi-Hey Tristan are you ok?
Tristan-Of course! As long as there are no more squirrels.
Tea-EXCUSE ME I BELIEVE I WAS TALKING! \_/
Yugi-WHEEE!!! *nearly hits car in front of them*
Joey-Yugi! Theres the airport!!! *points to a Burger King*
Tea-Uh...Joey....
Joey-Yeah?
Yugi-WHEEE!!! *slams into drive-thru window*
*no one seems to notice*
Tea- That's not an aiport. That's a Burger King.
Joey-*looks confused* Eh? Tea why did you tell Yugi this was an airport?
Tristan-Should I kill him or will you do the honors?
*Tea looks at Joey and is about to ring his neck when a bright light fills the car*
Yugi-Beam me up scotty!!!
Tea- Yugi, your Millenium Puzzle!
*everyone looks at Yugi's bag, it's glowing brightly, Yami Yugi emerges and instantly switches places with Yugi, he is now in the front and Yugi is in the back*
Yugi-Whoah...LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!!
Tea-Yami?
Joey-*leaning out car talking into speaker* I'll sue you!! What are you saying that you don't serve frog legs?!
Tea-JOEY! STOP HARRASING THE DRIVE-THRU MEN!
*clears throat*
*turns back to Yami*
Tea-Like I was saying...Yami?
Yami Yugi-*in deep vampire voice* Yessss?
Tristan-Ok, that's just freaky. O_o
Bakura-That's not so bad. When my Yami goes on a sugar high he runs through the neighborhood naked, singing "YMCA" and barking.
Everyone- O_o;;
Yugi -*is bouncing up and down on seat* WHEEE!!!!
Joey-*bends down and puts a hand on Yugi's head to make him stop bouncing* Ummm...shouldn't this chapter be over yet?
*everyone looks at him weird and ignores him*
Tea-Okay Yami, since you came out...I guess you can drive us to the airport.
Yami-Yesssss.
Tristan-Ummm, what's wrong with your voice?
Yami-Yessss.
Tea-Who cares. Drive!!
*5 minutes later the group is stopped at a red light*
Yugi-WHEE!!
Joey-I think maybe something is wrong with him...*still has hand on head trying to stop a completely random bouncing spasm*
Tea-Here, just give him these. He's been taking them to help with his constipation. *Looks around awkwardly. Everyone has a sweat drop* What?
Joey-It's just wrong that you know that.
Tea-Oh. *hands bottle to Joey*
Joey- *looks at label* Sugar-o-matic? Tea, these are sugarpills!!!
Tristan-*Yugi bounces and hits him in the face w/ his hair* Well, that explains alot.
Tea- Oops.
*A car drives up on the side and a few girls look in, twirling their hair at Yami*
Yami-Yesssssssssssss. ^___~
*The girls blow him kisses and he guns the engine*
Tea-How come no one ever guns there engine for me?
Tristan-Maybe because you're a *mumbles un-audibly*
Tea-WHAT?!? TAKE IT OUTSIDE! *strikes a ninja pose*
Tristan-I meant to say it was because you are a wonderful, respectable lady with a heart of gold worthy of being aired on a quality t.v. show such as "Son of the Beach."
Bakura- Or maybe "Passions." Timmy is just my favorite.
Yami- *looks over at him strangely* Yessss....
Tristan & Bakura-What?
Joey-You guys! We're here!
*points to airport*
Yugi-WHEE!!!
Tea- When do those pills wear off?
***
Well there ya go!
Yugi- Why'd you have to make ME hyper?
Me-Hyper is good. You should be proud.
Yugi-*grumbles*
Yami-I shoulda' been the hyper one. My hair would have done more damage. It's spikier.
Yugi-That's cuz you use so much gel.
Yami-Look who's talkin! I don't think it's healthy for a kid as short as you to have hair the same size.
Yugi- *grumbles*